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Following her turbulent divorce from her celebrity-chef ex-husband, Hannah Newsome is set on bringing about the change she knows her life needs. She’s a professionally trained chef in her own right, but the years she spent married have left her personal ambitions thrown to the wayside. When an opportunity to cook for an on-location camp of mountain loggers comes up, she can hardly find a reason not to take it. She knows that it may be a little below her skillset, but she also knows that this might just be the fresh start she’s been after.When she meets the owner, Lucas Coleman, Hannah is instantly overcome by her attraction to the brawny lumberjack. His arms bulge from his sleeves, and his generous and charming personality immediately intrigues her. On the day she’s to leave for the camp, she catches a ride with Lucas, using the opportunity to get to know her new boss a little better. He proves to be even more genuine and interesting than Hannah had initially expected.As Hannah’s tenure on the mountain begins and her time spent alongside Lucas grows more frequent, it quickly becomes clear that Hannah’s feelings for Lucas aren’t one-sided. But will Hannah’s past keep her from embracing what’s before her in Lucas? Will mountain life prove to be too much of a challenge for her?And what will happen when an unexpected guest arrives at the campsite demanding answers?Lucia Jordan has a passion for writing free menage romance books with an erotica twist.
64 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 19, 2016
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Lucia Jordan
933 books965 followersSince releasing her first romance book in 2012, Lucia Jordan has done more than just write stories. She has helped define a genre. As a pioneer of the digital romance revolution, Lucia has penned hundreds of sizzling titles, delighted millions of readers, and earned thousands of five-star reviews. Her ability to blend emotional depth with uninhibited passion has made her a household name, with her hit novel Rock Hard earning a coveted nod as the #1 must-read erotic novel by Women's Health magazine.
But Lucia’s passion extends beyond the page. As the creative force and founding author behind Wild Hearts Romance, she is a champion for the indie community, dedicated to lifting up new voices in a genre she calls powerful, valid, and necessary. She writes for the dreamers and the risk-takers to craft stories that leave nothing to the imagination and remind us all that everyone deserves a happily-ever-after.
When she isn’t fantasizing about her next spicy scene or advocating for fellow writers, Lucia can be found in her sanctuary, a cozy garden gazebo in the Pacific Northwest. It is here that she retreats with her literary trio of cats, Ursula, Colette, and Daphne, to let her imagination wander. With a cup of tea in hand, she dreams up the sizzling plotlines and unforgettable adventures that have made her a bestseller.
But Lucia’s passion extends beyond the page. As the creative force and founding author behind Wild Hearts Romance, she is a champion for the indie community, dedicated to lifting up new voices in a genre she calls powerful, valid, and necessary. She writes for the dreamers and the risk-takers to craft stories that leave nothing to the imagination and remind us all that everyone deserves a happily-ever-after.
When she isn’t fantasizing about her next spicy scene or advocating for fellow writers, Lucia can be found in her sanctuary, a cozy garden gazebo in the Pacific Northwest. It is here that she retreats with her literary trio of cats, Ursula, Colette, and Daphne, to let her imagination wander. With a cup of tea in hand, she dreams up the sizzling plotlines and unforgettable adventures that have made her a bestseller.
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June 5, 2016
Not even. A short story..
this was intro, sex scene, cliff hanger go buy the book.. guess I must have missed this... I usually am better. It might be worth the book.. But I won't do it...
this was intro, sex scene, cliff hanger go buy the book.. guess I must have missed this... I usually am better. It might be worth the book.. But I won't do it...
November 10, 2022
lord have mercy
okay firstly, this is written in 3rd person. i usually struggle to read books written this way but this one was so EASY.
it’s short, insta love, cliffhanger and ONE SINGLE SMUT SCENE.
i wanted to give this more than 3 stars but oh my life the sex scene made me cringe SO FLIPPING HARD. like the over description of her nipples and ‘his cock began filling again’ FILLING?!? never heard that word used to describe a man’s cock getting hard before. so yea, it was a sweet pallet cleanser but it made me CRINGE 😖
okay firstly, this is written in 3rd person. i usually struggle to read books written this way but this one was so EASY.
it’s short, insta love, cliffhanger and ONE SINGLE SMUT SCENE.
i wanted to give this more than 3 stars but oh my life the sex scene made me cringe SO FLIPPING HARD. like the over description of her nipples and ‘his cock began filling again’ FILLING?!? never heard that word used to describe a man’s cock getting hard before. so yea, it was a sweet pallet cleanser but it made me CRINGE 😖
June 12, 2016
Lovely
This is a short book but it leaves you wanting more. I am looking forward to read the rest of the series.
This is a short book but it leaves you wanting more. I am looking forward to read the rest of the series.
July 19, 2024
My Rating: ★★★★☆
Lucia Jordan's "Perfect F*ck" delivers a tantalizing mix of passion and transformation, crafting a story that's both steamy and heartwarming. After a tumultuous divorce from her celebrity-chef ex-husband, Hannah Newsome seeks a fresh start that leads her to an unexpected yet exciting opportunity.
Hannah, a professionally trained chef, takes on a job cooking for a mountain logging camp, a decision that propels her towards a new beginning. Her journey is enriched by meeting Lucas Coleman, the camp's brawny and charming owner. From their first encounter, Lucas's muscular build and genuine personality captivate Hannah, sparking an undeniable attraction.
The relationship between Hannah and Lucas is the novella's highlight. Their chemistry is immediate and intense, with Lucas’s protective nature complementing Hannah’s resilience. As their connection deepens, Hannah's past and the challenges of mountain life threaten to overshadow their budding romance. The arrival of an unexpected guest at the camp further complicates their dynamic, adding suspense to the narrative.
Jordan’s writing style is engaging and evocative, drawing readers into the rustic, picturesque setting of the mountain camp. The story balances romance and tension, with a perfectly timed pacing that keeps readers invested from start to finish. The single steamy scene is well-placed, enhancing the story without overshadowing the emotional depth of Hannah and Lucas's relationship.
"Perfect F*ck" is more than just an erotic romance; it’s a story of renewal and the courage to embrace new beginnings. Jordan handles these themes with skill, making the novella both enjoyable and emotionally satisfying.
In conclusion, "Perfect F*ck" is a captivating novella that blends romance, passion, and emotional growth. Lucia Jordan has crafted a delightful story that promises more excitement in the rest of the series. If you're seeking a quick, steamy read with heart and substance, this book is a must-read.
Lucia Jordan's "Perfect F*ck" delivers a tantalizing mix of passion and transformation, crafting a story that's both steamy and heartwarming. After a tumultuous divorce from her celebrity-chef ex-husband, Hannah Newsome seeks a fresh start that leads her to an unexpected yet exciting opportunity.
Hannah, a professionally trained chef, takes on a job cooking for a mountain logging camp, a decision that propels her towards a new beginning. Her journey is enriched by meeting Lucas Coleman, the camp's brawny and charming owner. From their first encounter, Lucas's muscular build and genuine personality captivate Hannah, sparking an undeniable attraction.
The relationship between Hannah and Lucas is the novella's highlight. Their chemistry is immediate and intense, with Lucas’s protective nature complementing Hannah’s resilience. As their connection deepens, Hannah's past and the challenges of mountain life threaten to overshadow their budding romance. The arrival of an unexpected guest at the camp further complicates their dynamic, adding suspense to the narrative.
Jordan’s writing style is engaging and evocative, drawing readers into the rustic, picturesque setting of the mountain camp. The story balances romance and tension, with a perfectly timed pacing that keeps readers invested from start to finish. The single steamy scene is well-placed, enhancing the story without overshadowing the emotional depth of Hannah and Lucas's relationship.
"Perfect F*ck" is more than just an erotic romance; it’s a story of renewal and the courage to embrace new beginnings. Jordan handles these themes with skill, making the novella both enjoyable and emotionally satisfying.
In conclusion, "Perfect F*ck" is a captivating novella that blends romance, passion, and emotional growth. Lucia Jordan has crafted a delightful story that promises more excitement in the rest of the series. If you're seeking a quick, steamy read with heart and substance, this book is a must-read.
November 9, 2022
Yeesh
Nope just take a pass. I get insta love. You fall in love with a dream and then hopefully you fall in love with the real person after. It's the adult version of teenage crushes. Insta trust is something much more unlikely. The love scene is awful just straight up bad. At no point would I ever call that foreplay let alone good foreplay. And then there is no complete plot. Just pass on this one and pick up Badd Muther**cker instead. It's everything you hoped this one would be.
Nope just take a pass. I get insta love. You fall in love with a dream and then hopefully you fall in love with the real person after. It's the adult version of teenage crushes. Insta trust is something much more unlikely. The love scene is awful just straight up bad. At no point would I ever call that foreplay let alone good foreplay. And then there is no complete plot. Just pass on this one and pick up Badd Muther**cker instead. It's everything you hoped this one would be.
February 7, 2021
Hate to be continued with no option to stop as a stand alone.
I liked the start both divorced no holds bar. But hate books that are not stand alone and let the reader choose to continue reading the series of they want to or not. I won't buy the next book because you want to force me to. To bad because you sound like a great writer and is enjoy more of your completed books but won't be looking for them.
I liked the start both divorced no holds bar. But hate books that are not stand alone and let the reader choose to continue reading the series of they want to or not. I won't buy the next book because you want to force me to. To bad because you sound like a great writer and is enjoy more of your completed books but won't be looking for them.
April 8, 2025
Starting Anew
This short love story is a very satisfying read. The title is just the beginning. Hannah and Lucas are starting as employee/employer who have an immediate attraction. I liked how tender and subtle Lucas is towards Hannah. He let her know in know in clear terms what he wanted, not just working relationship. She is definitely on the same page. The logging mountain is an excellent setting. More to come in the next book obviously.
This short love story is a very satisfying read. The title is just the beginning. Hannah and Lucas are starting as employee/employer who have an immediate attraction. I liked how tender and subtle Lucas is towards Hannah. He let her know in know in clear terms what he wanted, not just working relationship. She is definitely on the same page. The logging mountain is an excellent setting. More to come in the next book obviously.
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May 22, 2017Love at first sight!?
Hannah should wonder did the boss get Lucky, or is it love at first sight?Lucas is already falling for her but, will he keep her? Who is it that just pulled up?,& will it change everything?
Hannah should wonder did the boss get Lucky, or is it love at first sight?Lucas is already falling for her but, will he keep her? Who is it that just pulled up?,& will it change everything?
January 9, 2022
2.5 stars
What just happened?
Very short story, and has a cliffhanger… and an odd one at that. It’s ok for longer books to leave you hooked, it doesn’t feel right with this one.
Literally, NOTHING happened, and book, cliffhanger.
What just happened?
Very short story, and has a cliffhanger… and an odd one at that. It’s ok for longer books to leave you hooked, it doesn’t feel right with this one.
Literally, NOTHING happened, and book, cliffhanger.
January 28, 2022
Pass
I giggled and I know it’s bad, this was just too cheesy. The gushing cat, and vibrating stomach were too much. Word choice left a lot to be desired. It was just a really awkward read. 1 star for the cover.
I giggled and I know it’s bad, this was just too cheesy. The gushing cat, and vibrating stomach were too much. Word choice left a lot to be desired. It was just a really awkward read. 1 star for the cover.
March 1, 2023
New to me author.
I like that the story even thou is short didn’t felt rushed.
Lucas and Hannah are starting something and just as I thought they were getting a HEA I was left wondering who came to the site? About to found out….
I like that the story even thou is short didn’t felt rushed.
Lucas and Hannah are starting something and just as I thought they were getting a HEA I was left wondering who came to the site? About to found out….
June 24, 2024
Fun short read. The author was able to develop the characters quickly making me feel like I really knew them. It ended on a cliffhanger that left me wanting to push purchase for the rest of the series. Recommend
March 12, 2018
Moves to quickly and ends abruptly.
August 13, 2018
Nice
This is a nice short story with a good plot line and interesting characters that draw you in. You will definitely want to read more of the series.
This is a nice short story with a good plot line and interesting characters that draw you in. You will definitely want to read more of the series.
March 14, 2020
Moved too fast
I knew by the title it would be filled with romance, but it jumped into it too fast. The set up of the story was good.
I knew by the title it would be filled with romance, but it jumped into it too fast. The set up of the story was good.
November 18, 2020
Fucking amazing!!! One of the best books ever!
September 2, 2021
pretty good. not the best but for a short it was good.
December 27, 2021
A nice teaser to get you wanting to buy the book. Which I am now off to get as I want to know what happens and how it all goes
June 14, 2022
Perfect
Not bad at all. I really did enjoy this book. Everything fell into place. Excellent, now all that is needed is for her ex to make an appearance.
Not bad at all. I really did enjoy this book. Everything fell into place. Excellent, now all that is needed is for her ex to make an appearance.
January 8, 2023
This book isn't fonished. It's just a teaser and when I purchase a book, I expect an ENTIRE book. Not just a couple of chapters. Well written, but unfinished.
June 16, 2023
TEASER ALERT
Good but the CLIFFHANGER not so good.
Who showed up, that’s where it ended and not on a good note.
Good but the CLIFFHANGER not so good.
Who showed up, that’s where it ended and not on a good note.
December 1, 2023
I need the second book rn😭
September 26, 2024
Not bad
I thought it was good not one of my faves to fast good story line though great characters would of liked more story first
I thought it was good not one of my faves to fast good story line though great characters would of liked more story first
July 29, 2025
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
September 27, 2025
slow burn and. short
So disappointed. Felt more like a chapter not a whole book. Wasn’t expecting such a short read and slow burn.
So disappointed. Felt more like a chapter not a whole book. Wasn’t expecting such a short read and slow burn.
December 13, 2022
Surprised, this “book” was okay. The story was interesting and I actually want to read more after that Cliff hanger ending. Sex scenes were….odd, didn’t feel “normal” or “real”
June 19, 2016
When did it get perfect?
The cover is hot so it is getting an extra half star, but the story itself gets a 1.5 star rating. This is the story of Hannah Newsome and Lucas Coleman. Hannah has just accepted a job as a camp cook at Coleman and Sons Timber, owned by Joseph Coleman. Lucas Coleman is the owner's son and the foreman at the camp.
There was an instant attraction to Lucas the first time Hannah saw him and it only intensified when she had to ride with him to the camp site for a 4 hour drive. During the drive they talked about life, their failed marriages, their families, and even told a glimpse of their sex life. They definitely got comfortable with each other. On her first night at the site they end up sleeping together and then the book basically ends.
This story was not believable to me. I didn't feel that Lucas as attracted to Hannah at all. I didn't feel the chemistry between these two characters. While they conversed, it seemed as if he was taking to her as he would a co-worker. It was evident they was comfortable around each other, but not enough to have slept together the first night. He wanted to get to know her after basically knowing her for a second. They even started to kiss and hold hands like they were in a relationship. This happened before they slept together!!! It just happened so fast. The author was forcing it. Just from this aspect the story went nowhere for me.
I did learn a few things about the characters, but not enough for me to continue to care for the story. Hannah was in a controlling marriage and she was using her new job to get away and start over. She was not over her ex-husband's controlling ways. She always had that experience in her mind and would make comparisons between Lucas' behavior and her ex-husband's. How is that going to affect her relationship with any man? Lucas was very open for a male character. However, Lucas is a man married to his job.
The plot left nothing to be desired. The author tried to leave it on a cliffhanger but it was a failed attempt. I world not recommend this story.
The cover is hot so it is getting an extra half star, but the story itself gets a 1.5 star rating. This is the story of Hannah Newsome and Lucas Coleman. Hannah has just accepted a job as a camp cook at Coleman and Sons Timber, owned by Joseph Coleman. Lucas Coleman is the owner's son and the foreman at the camp.
There was an instant attraction to Lucas the first time Hannah saw him and it only intensified when she had to ride with him to the camp site for a 4 hour drive. During the drive they talked about life, their failed marriages, their families, and even told a glimpse of their sex life. They definitely got comfortable with each other. On her first night at the site they end up sleeping together and then the book basically ends.
This story was not believable to me. I didn't feel that Lucas as attracted to Hannah at all. I didn't feel the chemistry between these two characters. While they conversed, it seemed as if he was taking to her as he would a co-worker. It was evident they was comfortable around each other, but not enough to have slept together the first night. He wanted to get to know her after basically knowing her for a second. They even started to kiss and hold hands like they were in a relationship. This happened before they slept together!!! It just happened so fast. The author was forcing it. Just from this aspect the story went nowhere for me.
I did learn a few things about the characters, but not enough for me to continue to care for the story. Hannah was in a controlling marriage and she was using her new job to get away and start over. She was not over her ex-husband's controlling ways. She always had that experience in her mind and would make comparisons between Lucas' behavior and her ex-husband's. How is that going to affect her relationship with any man? Lucas was very open for a male character. However, Lucas is a man married to his job.
The plot left nothing to be desired. The author tried to leave it on a cliffhanger but it was a failed attempt. I world not recommend this story.
May 27, 2016
In the woods will all that testosterone
When Hannah decides to start a new life after her divorce she takes on the job of camp cook at a logging camp, totally different from her old life. Meeting the owner's son, Lucas, she finds her mind on more than cooking. Instant attraction draws the two together, working closely to feed the crew, Hannah quickly succumbs to his charms and a little bondage. Cute start to the series, can't wait to see what comes next.
When Hannah decides to start a new life after her divorce she takes on the job of camp cook at a logging camp, totally different from her old life. Meeting the owner's son, Lucas, she finds her mind on more than cooking. Instant attraction draws the two together, working closely to feed the crew, Hannah quickly succumbs to his charms and a little bondage. Cute start to the series, can't wait to see what comes next.
September 30, 2016
Short and sensual, left me craving more
I found that this book as the beginning of a series is just like part one. It jumped right in a little too quickly for my taste but man was it H. O. T! So damn sexy I felt buttered up then let dry as the story suddenly ended and left me needing the next part like I needed my next breath. But not sure it's safe to have that much hotness at once. At least not safe for our husbands/ boyfriends ;) !
I found that this book as the beginning of a series is just like part one. It jumped right in a little too quickly for my taste but man was it H. O. T! So damn sexy I felt buttered up then let dry as the story suddenly ended and left me needing the next part like I needed my next breath. But not sure it's safe to have that much hotness at once. At least not safe for our husbands/ boyfriends ;) !
May 27, 2016
Mountain High
A new job. A new beginning. She wanted to start over. After divorcing her domineering husband she took a job up in the mountains. Feeding guys who cut down trees for a living. Away from the familiar. Her new boss was all muscles and had that sexy voice that made you want to eat him alive.
A new job. A new beginning. She wanted to start over. After divorcing her domineering husband she took a job up in the mountains. Feeding guys who cut down trees for a living. Away from the familiar. Her new boss was all muscles and had that sexy voice that made you want to eat him alive.
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