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222 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1977
For his part, Master Blackbone was delighted with an assistant who was so quick to learn, so free from prejudice, and, above all, a fairy. To employ a fairy was a step up in the world. In London practice every reputable necromancer kept a spiritual appurtenance - fairy, familiar, talking toad, airy consultant. When he had accumulated the money, he would set up in London, where there is always room for another marvel.
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One day in early Spring the Queen was bitten by a mouse.
The result was totally unforeseen. Exhausted by the cares of sovereignty, Balsamine decided to go for a rest cure to Bad Nixenbach, the fashionable Elfin health resort. The greater part of the court went with her, for she did not wish to travel like a nobody. Those she discarded remained at Wirre Gedanken, with a small staff and on the equivalent of board wages.
The discards were named Ludo, Moor, Tinkel, Nimmerlein, and Banian. Ludo was her Consort. Moor, Tinkel, and Nimmerlein had been at various times royal Favourites. All had proved disappointments and were now middle-aged. Banian was young and slender, and had been chosen to make one of her party till at the last moment he became a disappointment by coming out in an anxiety rash.
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Apart from the element of piety, court life at Brocéliande was much the same as in other Kingdoms. There were fashions of the moment - collecting butterflies, determining the pitch of birdsongs, table-turning, cat races, purifying the language, building card castles. There were expeditions to the coast to watch shipwrecks, summer picnics in the forest, deer hunts with the Royal Pack of Werewolves.
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It was of a crawfish soufflé that Count Luxus committed his only metaphor. “It is like eating a cloud,” he said. His cousin Count Brock, who had a more searching mind, replied, “But, unlike a cloud, it nourishes.”
The only person at Dreiviertelstein unmoved by Ludla’s cooking was Queen Aigle. For her, meals recurred like sunrise and sunset. If a sauce had been curdled, a dumpling petrified, she would have acknowledged its cometlike apparition without feeling personally involved.
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The reflection of her earrings flitted about the room like butterflies as she nodded in satisfaction. Rats are wise animals, they know when to move out; they are not immune to mortal diseases as fairies are. If the pestilence came to the very gates of Bourrasque, if the dying, frantic with pain, leaped over the palace wall, if the dead had to be raked into heaps under their noses, no fairy would be a penny the worse. Her court was glad to think this was so but wished there could be a change of subject.
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“My vow forbids me to fly.”
“Your vow?”
“My vow of poverty, chastity, and gravity.”
“Gravity? But you laugh, you tell funny stories.”
“Gravitational gravity. I do not leave the ground.”
Hamlet was faultlessly well-bred, wealthy, intelligent, handsome, an orphan. In his youth, despite these advantages, he was looked at askance by the staider Elfins of Pomace, who, enjoying a sheltered climate and a traditional calm, did not like excesses. Ordinary libertinism they would not have objected to: Hamlet was a mental libertine. He founded the Pomacean Society for Unregulated Speculation, which, meeting at irregular intervals - in itself subversive - discussed such subjects as Sleeping Out-of-Doors, Compulsory Gymnastics for All Ages, the Badness of Good Taste."