This book is about awesome sauce sea folks aka memaids and mermen and I was pretty excited when I received an arc from the publishers, let's be honest, we all love arcs, right? I am so disappointed. This is just another idea with so much potential, but when it comes to execution, (I call it "idea-slaugther") everything fell flat. From page 1, I took lots and lots of notes on stuff that didn't sit well with me, so here are a few things I'd like to point out:
I% : "My blonde hair transformed from a frizzy bush to silky waves overnight, while my face went from round to shapely as all my puppy fat somehow disappeared. My new-found beauty had been reflected in lame, pervy jokes from my male classmates, and, even worse, in the sudden hostility from the other girls."
Well, hello, I like to believe such transformation has something to do with a fairy godmother, or some satanic illuminati ritual that involves animal sacrifice. Overnight? Seriously?
Insta attraction when not done right is one of my biggest pet peeves.
"Gosh, he was handsome! He had these thick arched eyebrows and lively sparkling eyes. The colour I could not make out, but they were friendly and intriguing. I instantly felt that these eyes had seen a lot of things, stuff that I couldn’t even imagine. Underneath his eyes were high cheek bones and then perfect big lips—the type you’d just love to kiss."
Wow *rolls eyes*
"His fingers touched my cheek and lifted up my face so that his gaze met mine. At first, I blinked, taken aback, but when I looked into his eyes, I was overcome by intrigue. Again, I got the sense that he was very wise. He knew and had experienced all kinds of things. Wonderful things. Heart-breaking things. Incredible things. Why the Hell was I thinking all this stuff? This was weird."
Yes, yes, you are weird!
"He reached into the water and took my hands, and I watched dumbstruck as he moved in closer, so that our bodies almost pressed together. It was like a million butterflies danced in my stomach as I felt an intense attraction sweep through me. I swear the whole world simply disappeared around us."
Oh God, please stop. You just met him!
Our female protagonist is a snobby, obnoxious, immature, and a very ungrateful brat. She thinks all sorts of things about this man yet she doesn't even thank him for saving her goddamn life.
"I laughed giddily, slightly embarrassed. “It’s my nightie!”I explained. I saw that confused look cross his eyes again. “You know, like, I sleep in it . . .”Why was I having to explain this to him? “It’s very nice,”he replied."
I can't even. . .
This book is just another example of your extremely cheesy, predictable, and typical cliché. The cover is pretty though ^_^ not the one up on goodreads, my arc cover is way prettier.
Just because I didn't like this book that doesn't mean other people won't. So don't lash out one me if you loved this. Yeah, whatever.