Fans of the fantasy genre and manly man violence will love this book! I sure didn’t!
Andrew MacLean’s first Head Lopper volume is a whopping 280 pages, following the titular Head Lopper, a white haired Thor type with a giant sword, is hired by Queen Abigail to stop the evil monsters plaguing the Island of Barra. He’s reluctantly accompanied by a severed talking head, Agatha Blue Witch, who is exactly as “nagging” as the back cover summary attests she is.
Barra is a Nordic type fantasy world (or island, at this point), with interesting looking monsters and quite a bit of help from Mike Spicer, whose imaginative and atmospheric coloring really brings the different landscapes of Barra to life. Beyond that, the structures of said world feel almost mundanely familiar (abbot, sorcerer, dowager queen, generic uses of magic, etc.) His lines are fluid and clean, and though the long action scenes eventually felt bloated, they were MacLean’s strongest moments artistically. Norgal (Head Lopper’s preferred name) never has any problem taking care of his enemies, but MacLean is great at creating a lot of action and kinetic energy and creating movement from panel to panel.
However the story was lacking in ingenuity especially for the huuuge number of pages, far beyond a trade and up there with most graphic novels. It felt like every fantasy-adventure beat was hit, including the predictable twists at the end. Norgal begins and ends the book the same tight-lipped, outrageously strong, unapologetically violent, aka uber-toxic-masculine manly man. And of course his weapon of choice is a giant phallic symbol *shrug emoji* but even so, his origin and motivations are clearly inessential to the plot, which as the protagonist seems like a major problem. Even the head lopping is an easy chore for Norgal, who fells beasts and giant wolves without breaking a sweat or growing in any sort of capacity. (Or considering another option to beat them.) There was simply nothing else to him, except perhaps his exasperation towards Agatha.
Speaking of whom, Agatha is an amalgamation of every sexist shrill witch character who ever existed, and the other women in the book don’t get much better (Queen only defined by infant son and dead husband; Black warrior whose own adventure is an epilogue; weird virgin-as-sacrifice thing with stoner frog sister villains; end of list). Does every story need a female protagonist? Of course not! But a fantasy setting with ancient mythological roots is *not* an excuse or reason for one dimensional women. Or a one dimensional male character as the protagonist, for that matter.
That being said, there were unexpected moments of humor between Norgal and Agatha, whose “odd couple” pairing was far more interesting to me than the pages of head lopping, and paragraphs of awkward exposition by the assorted villains. There were even a few laugh out loud moments, particularly Agatha’s one sided conversation with a skull, that made me continue this monster of a book with the unfortunate hope it could change, rather than lugging it back to the library unfinished.
Other reviewers on Goodreads are quick to draw similarities between Head Lopper and Hellboy, which is I think too kind to the former. While the two banish monsters and seem too strong for their own good, Hellboy and his demons have more established mythology, and he seems to at least change a bit from his adventures. The story from a single Hellboy issue will haunt me for days, whereas Head Lopper will likely escape my brain by tomorrow morning. It will likely please fans of the genre, but I will happily leave the next volumes to other readers.