Less Guardians of the Galaxy on the road to Annihilation and more like the Infinity Watch rides again (!), the contents of this cosmic compilation trace some adventures of the members of the erstwhile Watch (which I suppose in some ways kinda sorta resembles a proto-Guardians of the Galaxy, mebbe...well, if you squint, and look! there's Gamora and Drax!) prior to the events of the Annihilation Wave which then causes Peter Quill to reboot or pre-boot the group we know as the Guardians of the Galaxy today, which doesn't happen until a good ten years later in Dan Abnett's "Somebody's Got to Do It" Guardians of the Galaxy #1. So, let me be clear: despite the title, you won't find Starlord here. Or Rocket. Or Groot. Or even Yondu or Charlie-27 and those original Guardians from the 31st Century. And Drax still wears his cape in these stories, looks nothing like the Drax on the cover, and is still sooper stoopid. So be forewarned if you pick up this volume looking for the folks you've come to know and love courtesy of the MCU. They ain’t here.
And just in case that makes you think the title's a tad misleading, well, there's really nothing here in this volume about "Annihilation," either, if you've come looking for that. Don't get me wrong; there's a lot here being annihilated--Adam Warlock's sanity, the Langunn's farmhouse, Thanos's base of operations, Drax's tiny brain, law and order in the subatomic kingdom of K'ai, and much more--but if you think you are going to get in on the early stages of Annihilation Wave or Annihilation Conquest in this volume, then think again, and be prepared for disappointment. I suppose the closest you get to any of those future Annihilation events in this volume is in the first story where some annoying minor figure in the Negative Zone named Syphonn somehow becomes a major player and enlists Annihilus and Blastaar to aid him in his destruction of the our side of the universe...I guess in a way this prefigures Annihilation Wave...mebbe Syphonn planted the seed of conquering the Postive Zone in Annihilus here--but for the most part this whole storyline sucks, especially the part where the re-animated corpse of Mar-vell is corrupted by Syphonn to do his dirty work. And I don't want to sound like a puss here, but that idea just strikes me as blasphemous and wrong all over.
Anyway, I don't mean to piss all over this volume. I'm a sucker for cosmic comics and I enjoyed it despite my complaints. Here are just a few highlights: 1) Drax is sucked into the microverse (or the atomic realm or the quantumverse or whatever the hell it's being called these days, where he is mistaken for the Hulk and becomes the big green boytoy of its new ruler, Visalia, who is supposedly Jarella's sexy younger sister. 2) Psycho-Man shows up--I know you really weren't expecting him, were you? 3) Bug gets punched in the face many times, something that’s always a joy to behold, and come to think of it, isn't he an early member of Peter Quill's Guardians, too? Why isn’t he on the cover? Tik! and 4) Thanos, we discover, has been cloning himself and splicing in the DNA of various members of the Marvel-verse, and so we get to see our heroes in epic battle against a cadre of oblivion-loving Thanos clones, a Professor X Thanos, a Dr. Strange Thanos, an Iron Man Thanos, a Gladiator Thanos, and (gasp!) a Galactus Thanos. I know that may sound dumb as hell, but it's the Infinity Abyss storyline by Jim Starlin himself, and my favorite part of this big compilation volume. Plus, it introduces readers to Atleza Langunn, the most powerful two-year-old in the entire multiverse!