Booty Camp Dating Service

by Debra Anastasia

Booty Camp Dating Service is a wildly successful matchmaking company. The twist? Well, Wolf Saber --who inherited his gift-- is NEVER wrong when he matches people. It’s a gift passed down from his grandmother to his mother to him.

He’s sexy but stays behind the scenes, letting his buddy Chance do all the talking while he matches the clients at parties and events. Booty Camp Dating Service travels the country, and nine months after they leave the city there’s always a flurry of weddings and an accompanying baby boom. Booty Camp claims that clients will be 110% satisfied and they deliver on that promise every single time.

Except Wolf refuses to deliver on that guarantee for himself. He doesn’t find love until Hazel Lavender’s best friend pushes her through his front door. Now all he wants to do is make sure Hazel is 110% satisfied…in his bed. Which, ironically, would break the very rules Wolf demands of his employees--no dating clients, ever.
So instead, Wolf and Hazel fight. And kiss. And fight some more.

Will Wolf’s own rules make him the very first Booty Camp Happily Never After?

Line up readers, your Booty Camp date is waiting…

Booty Camp Dating Service is a STANDALONE!

Genres: Romance, Humor, Contemporary Romance, Contemporary, Rom Com, Erotica, Fiction

ebook

First published August 22, 2016

About the author

USA Today Bestselling Author Debra Anastasia creates pretend people in her head and paints them on the giant, beautiful canvas of your imagination.

She has a Bachelor of Science degree in political science but writes new adult angst and romantic comedies. She lives in Maryland with her husband and two amazing children. She is always surrounded by her shelter kitties who listen to all the scenes she's writing as she acts them out.

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Reviews

[⊱✿⊰ Alicia ⊱✿⊰ · Rating 5 out of 5]

4.5 Not what I thought stars



Copy received from author for honest review

Well this book was not what I expected at all. After reading the Gynazule series by this author I was expecting more of a comedy. This one had some good LOL moments but overall this was a romance. I found some of it super sweet but with Debra's humour in the mix it all came together really well.



I fell for Hazel straight away, the poor thing goes through a degrading break up with in the first 2 pages!! In comes her best friend Clair with tickets for Booty Camp dating service, the hottest ticket to find love and then the story begins.

Hazel being a special needs teacher touched me personally, having a non verbal autistic son I spend a lot of time around special needs teachers and they are a rare breed.

Wolf well what to say, he is the HOT tattooed owner of the dating service who inherited his families skills at reading peoples energies and matching them as couples. I found this really interesting.

Hazel and Wolf do not get on at first and I found their bickering funny and entertaining. However when Hazel and Clair attend the dating service Clair falls into insta love with Chase Wolfs best friend, so Hazel and Wolf are forced to spend time together.

I really enjoyed this and recommend it to people looking for a fun light read :)

[Michelle · Rating 5 out of 5]

Copy provided by author in exchange for an honest review



Romance readers, can you handle this? I don’t think you can handle this! I don’t think you are ready for this jelly cause Debra Anastasia has written a bootylicious read that was a riot of fun and sexiness!!!!

“She wanted him to say he was her match. Where that thought came from, she wasn’t sure, but her heart was hoping he wanted to kiss her again.”

Hazel Lavender’s long pencil dick boyfriend had just dump her after a pity goodbye sex. Her ex Scott informs her that he is moving on up literally to the girl that lives a floor above Hazel’s apartment. So what’s a girl to do when you hear your ex and his hyena of a partner going at it all night long? Since Hazel can’t get out of her lease, her best friend drags her to join Booty Camp Dating Service for $1,000.



First day at Booty Camp did not go how Hazel would have intended. She immediately wanted her money back. Well Hazel didn’t read the fine print of the contract and before her money can be refunded back to her, she must go on five dates. Frustrated and thinking this Booty Camp is a scam, she confronts the owner, Wolfgang Saber.

“She looked at the penis she’d just jerked off between her boobs. It was a very nice penis. We can’t tell anyone about this. That’s what he thought. Of course. Because he probably did this all the time. Took a customer into his office for a little “refund” time.”

Wolf and Hazel didn’t get the best impression of each other and so readers could immediately sense and feel the sexual tension brewing between them. You see, Wolf has a gift. He can sense when two people are the perfect match hence why Booty Camp Dating Service has 100% guarantee to find your soul mate. And for the life of him, he makes it clear that he doesn’t date clients even though he senses that Hazel might be his match. As much as they fight, they sure they do make up with lots of passionate kisses and more. Will Wolf find himself breaking his own rules for some booty...not just some booty but Hazel Lavender’s?

“Hazel. The girl of his dreams was named Hazel. And he thanked the fates and energies that continued to put her in front of him until they clicked.”

Booty Camp Dating Service by Debra Anastasia is a wildly entertaining romance read!!! Forget Tinder, Match.com, and all those dating services because Debra will be providing one sizzling and lovey dovey romance that will make all those readers wanting to have their very own Wolf Saber. With Debra’s signature of integrating humor, she perfectly weaves a sweet romance that will have you smiling big. All there is left to say, go get lost in Debra’s smart, modern day romance that was bootiliciously sweet and playful.




Debra Anastasia

[NMmomof4]

DNF @ 29%

I tried, I really did.

I couldn't get into the h at all. She was willing to do the dating service enough to pay $1,000 for it, and then like a switch was flipped she started demanding her money back. She was instantly really rude and OTT dramatic. She even tried to steal a painting from the venue! I honestly found her to be immature and ridiculous, and not at all funny. I get that she had a bad experience from her ex, but that doesn't mean that she needs to be an insta-bitch to the next guy she is attracted to! She was completely OTT in her behavior towards the H that I didn't understand why he would ever be interested in her! We didn't get that deep into their characters, but it was enough for me to really not like the h. The h's friend was pretty obnoxious too IMO. I don't really have an opinion of the H except that I felt bad for him.

Others seemed to have really liked this, but it obviously wasn't for me. I just didn't appreciate this type of humor I guess...

[saania jamal ✧ · Rating 1 out of 5]

This covered everything I hate in a romance book in less than 50 pages:


Oversexualization of every relevant character ✔
Annoying, self-entitled bitch of a female MC ✔
Insta-love (not just once, but TWO TIMES) ✔
Absolutely flawless, perfect human beings ✔
No sense of pacing or introduction to story ✔
Unoriginal storyline drowning in clichés ✔
Totally uninspired, B-grade writing ✔

STAY AWAY FROM THIS TREACHERY.

[✰ Bianca ✰ BJ's Book Blog ✰ · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hazel has just been left by her idiot boyfriend Scott, who'd rather screw their neighbor from the top floor.

Now Hazel is a sad single who has to listen to the sex noises her ex is making with his new - and very loud - girlfriend.

Time to find the love of her life. At least that's what her bestie Claire thinks.
She drags Hazel to this new and famous matchmaking traveling circus thingy.

BOOTY CAMP - Dating Service. 110% success rates!

Hazel is not really in the mood to mingle with other sad singles.
And she's so not in the mood to waste a thousand dollars for something this stupid.

And even worse is the boss of the whole thing. Wolf.
(Full name: Wolfgang Shakespeare Saber!!!!!)

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He rubbed her the wrong way the second she laid eyes on him.

But of course they're also both instantly insanely attracted to each other.
But he's not in the market for something serious, and his one rule is to never date a client.

And Hazel. This extremely sexy Wolf guy is so horribly getting on her nerves, her middle fingers are already hurting and she only met him yesterday! No way will she fall for this idiot who thinks it's okay to take thousands of dollars from poor & hopeful single people, promising them to find their perfect match.

But that's what he does. He really does find the perfect match for most people.
It's a little gift that runs in the family.

But can the perfect matchmaker find the perfect match for himself?

Or will he at least notice his forever person once she's in front of him - constantly arguing with him and insulting him??? ☺☺☺

What will happen with Hazel & Wolf?
Will there be a HEA?
Or will there be a horrible Cliffy?



I'm not telling you that of course ☺ ☺



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Such an adorable story!
The perfect book for a few hours of LOL moments and cute moments and sexy moments.

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Wolf and Hazel are so adorable with each other. Not!
They're constantly getting on each other's nerves in the beginning. Too funny.

But of course there's also this huge attraction. And it's a real joy to watch them fighting through all that chaos to get to their HEA!

We also have a few serious moments with Hazel's work as a special-needs-teacher.
And some very adorable moments with Hazel's best friend Claire - who finds her perfect match in Wolf's best buddy Chance!

Perfect romance! You won't waste your money when you go one-clicking yourselves some Wolf!!!!

BOOTY CAMP was an LOL hilarious & sexy romance about how a perfect match-maker might have finally found the perfect match for himself! Run to your nearest amazon for your own dose of WOLF!!!

If I had to name some things I didn't like....

It's just a personal thing with me. I hate it when I don't have details.
Details of the place we are. Like...the exact city, state, country. Details about the streets, sights neighborhood etc. And also details about a person. We don't have an age of anyone here. I don't like that either. BUT it doesn't stop the story from being great. ☺ Just me being weird.


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[Debra Anastasia · Rating 5 out of 5]

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Prologue
Clown Fetish


Hazel’s throat was raw from screaming Scott’s name. He did that to her. With his hands, his mouth, and his long, thin penis. She was lying on a towel which was wet enough to have soaked through to the mattress below. His sexual talents made her feel more beautiful than she’d ever felt before. Her eyes stayed closed, but she heard him rustling around. Her fingertips felt like rubber. Hazel touched the pad of her index finger to the nail on her thumb. He’d fucked the feeling out of her hands. She could sleep like this, splayed out on the bed, naked and rosy. She was betting her nipples were a hot red and might even match the marks he’d left on her ass cheeks.

Maybe even the blush on her face would match, too, as she thought of how, in between screaming his name, God’s name, and a lot of guttural sounds, she’d told him she loved him.

That was not a step she’d planned to take while her ankles were on his shoulders, but when her body had been strung tight like a fist and he’d released it with a combo that should be in every boyfriend handbook, Hazel’s mouth made its own decisions.

Scott was taking longer than he should have to bring back a warm, wet towel from the bathroom, so she forced herself to peel open at least one eyelid to check on him.

He was buttoning his jeans.

Hazel let herself enjoy the sight of him—the bare chest and jeans was a classic combo, and he made it look good. She finally made it to his face and offered him a satisfied smile—he sure as hell had earned it.

Scott was stone-faced.

“You okay?” She was so boneless she couldn’t even move yet, so her concern was only on her tongue.

“I’m leaving.” He pulled his T-shirt over his head.

“Oh? Are you hungry? I can make something. I know you’ve got nothing to cook upstairs.” She let her hand flop onto her stomach.

Just as she was thinking about how lovely it was that they were so comfortable naked with each other, he changed the atmosphere in the entire room.

“No, I’m leaving you. This is over. I’m done.”

Now Hazel was able to prop up on an elbow. Though the words were confusing and her brain was trying to wrap around what he’d said, it was his flat tone that had her heart pounding all over again—but for different reasons.

“You’re going back to your apartment?”

The room’s scent was so hardwired into her brain—telling her she was happy—that she just couldn’t make the connections she needed to.

“I’m breaking up with you right now.”

Hazel finally sat all the way up. “What?”

Scott was fully clothed now but picking up his shoes because apparently he was in such a rush that he couldn’t take the time to put them on. Scott was at her bedroom door before he looked back over his shoulder.

She was in midcrouch now, trying to gather her clothes. He took one last look at her naked, bent form.

“That last orgasm was my parting gift. I’ve got another girl. She lives on the top floor of this apartment. Don’t make this weird for me, okay?”

Scott closed the bedroom door, and she sat on the floor, holding her pants and one sock. It took him a few minutes to close the front door. Later, she would figure out that he’d stopped to take the six-pack of beer he’d stashed in her fridge while they fucked.

And that’s what they'd done. Scott had changed it on her, from making love to fucking.

It had been the first time she’d ever told a guy that she loved them.

And as she hugged her two articles of clothing to her chest, she promised herself it would be the last.

XOXOXOXO

It wasn’t until he was drilling his new girlfriend on her ceiling that she realized she needed to move out of her apartment. Well, it wasn't really on her ceiling, but on his floor that also happened to be her ceiling. No amount of screaming, loud music, or broom handle banging would make him stop. Or her. The new girlfriend had a super annoying habit. The harder she came, the harder she laughed. The shrill sound of her explosive laughter as Scott made every sex dream she'd ever had come true induced nightmares for Hazel. Very specific nightmares involving clowns in fetish gear.
She had to move. She had to get out.

It wasn’t so easy to get the hell out of a one-year lease, and in her panic, Hazel had a moment of extreme insanity. Well, maybe it was a sleep-deprived decision made in anger and sadness. And a severe desire to be out from under Scott’s hyena-pounding. When her best friend, Claire called screaming about winning a chance to be a part of Booty Camp, Hazel allowed herself to be swept away in her friend's excitement.

[Julia · Rating 5 out of 5]

4.5 - 110% guarantee - stars

What happens when your self-esteem is ruined by some jerk? And you stop believing in yourself and your strenght? Duh, it's quite clear. You go to BOOTY CAMP to find your perfect match and 110% satisfaction.

Booty Camp Dating Service by Debra Anastasia was not at all what I expected. But it doesn't mean it was bad. It was fantastic. This book was my first read by this author and I must confess I want to check all her books! It was different for me because it was third person narration but I'm more first person girl. It took some time to adjust but it was worth it.

Booty Camp is a story of Hazel Lavender and Wolf Saber and their difficult and humorous path to love.

" If her lady bits were a petting zoo, that scent [Wolf's] would be what the zoo offered as a treat in the coin machine outside her cage."



Wolf is an owner of Booty Camp Dating Service. He has an ability to find a perfect match for all people. He feels their energy and knows who belongs with whom. The problem here - he cannot find a pair for himself. Wolf is a good man and I loved his soft side. He just manages to hide it deep down.

Hazel is a caring school teacher who is disappointed in men and love. After her boyfriend broke up with her, he ruined her self esteem. Her friend makes her go to Booty Camp and all the fun begins there. Hazel is very stubborn. I get her. She burnt and it's difficult to forget but sometimes I just wanted to shout and tell her to stop acting so foolishly.

I loved Hazel and Wolf. Sometimes they were so funny but sometimes I just wanted to beat them. Their stubborness and pride... OMG it drove me crazy! But all in all I loved their journey.

Light and hilarious read. Just perfect for all romance lovers and just what I needed for the end of summer.

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[Angy Potter - Collector of Book Boyfriends · Rating 5 out of 5]

Debra delivers another awesome, funny and sexy as hell novel that i totally loved. Booty Camp made me laugh and laugh and laugh a little more. And of course, it also made me blush—and I don’t ever blush with sex scenes—and squirm and… It was seriously hot. Hazel and Wolf were like porn stars *chuckles* their friends keep saying that, so I’m not exaggerating! Anyway… This book was seriously hilariously awesome and I loved it from beginning to end.

This is a story about finding true love in the most expected place: a matchmaking company *duh* but in the most unexpected way: wanting a refund, and with the most unexpected person: the matchmaker. In Booty Camp, Hazel was heartbroken and her best friend thought she needed to go out again, so she suggested—forced—to go to Booty Camp because it was 110% guaranteed, but things happened not how they thought they would.

I loved everything about Booty Camp. Hazel and Wolf for starters. They were funny, crazy, stubborn and for some reason their insecurities made them more perfect for me. Their interactions were the best. The #SexualTension, #FightingAllTheTime and #SexingAllTheTime made this book perfect. Their friends, Chance and Claire were just so cute and so in love. And of course, the plot, the unique writing and the ending were all awesome.

Debra is one of my top authors and I will read anything she writes. She has proven that she can write any genre she wants and she always excels at all of them. Now I only have to find the time to catch up with all the books she has written that I’m still missing to read *face palm*, I know I know, I need to start with Poughkeepsie Series. I arrived a little late to the party, but it’s never too late, right?

Now, you go, read Booty Camp and laugh and fall in love with Wolf and Hazel.

[Melinda · Rating 5 out of 5]

Booty Camp Dating Service by Debra Anastasia

We meet the lovely, special-needs teacher, Hazel in the prologue of this book, where she tells her boyfriend she loves him following a toe-curling...ahem...session. He exits stage left after that proclamation and the good times begin but not before Hazel swears to herself that she'll never tell another man she loves him. She's then convinced by her best friend Claire to join her in handing over $1000 to Booty Camp Dating Services to find her a perfect match. Aaaaaand enter Wolf. Wolf is the behind-the-scenes owner of BCDS and is the first male to have inherited the matchmaking gene from his mother, grandmother, great-grandmother and likely many before her. He is however, the first to make money from the special gift.

This book was soooooooo much fun to read! As sorry as I felt for Hazel, Anastasia still managed to have me holding back a snort (or three) in that prologue and it continued throughout the book. The characters are fun and funny and flawed and in all honestly, as much as I loved them, I could've given them a bloody good shaking to sort them out. I really loved the secondary characters too; I love that both Wolf and Hazel had genuinely good friends who cared. There was no need for the bitchy friends who add drama because Wolf and Hazel managed to create quite a bit of drama between themselves! I'm not normally a huge fan of back-and-forthing but in this case it really worked for me and it was a pleasure to read.

I really enjoyed this and highly recommend if you like a good, sexy, laugh-out-loud RomCom filled with the most ridiculously hilarious one-liners around.

*arc received in exchange for honest review.

**Reviewed by Melinda for Jo&IsaLoveBooks Blog.

[Jo - •.★Reading Is My Bliss★.• · Rating 4 out of 5]

If someone gave me this book to read and there was absolutely no indication of who the author was, I would have guessed it was Debra Anastasia after the first few pages of chapter one. No one does hilarious crass like her and has me laughing out loud as often as I do when I read a book penned by Debra. Here is a great example….

"He had on the tightest pants she’d ever seen. And not in a rock star way. In a "I bought these grape stranglers twenty years ago and they're turning my testicles into an impressive moose knuckle way."

Anyhoo, on with the review…

Hazel and Claire have signed up to take part in the Booty Camp Dating Service programme. This new way of finding your match has had enormous success across the country so what have they got to lose? Hazel is recently single after her ex dumped her for another girl who lives in their apartment building She is reminded daily by the girl who is now fucking her ex and screams like a hyena when she comes in the bed a floor above Hazel’s bedroom.

Hazel is a reluctant participant, this was Claire’s idea but she gets dragged along any way. Claire seems to have luck on her side as she pretty much experiences insta-love on the first night and rides off into the sunset to live happily ever after. Okay, that was a slight exaggeration but only slightly! Hazel is not so lucky, in fact the only guy who catches her eye is one of the organisers, Wolf.

‘The pull towards this guy was unlike anything else she’d ever felt. If she had balls they would be blue. Her lady balls were blue.’

Wolf comes from a long line of match makers, his grandmother and mother were both really skilled at reading people but he decided to turn he talent into a career and has had great success. Well he had until he meets Hazel. This girl is completely messing with his head. She is beautiful and unlike any girl he has met before. There are plenty of potential matches for her so why is he sabotaging her dates? This girl has him rethinking the ‘no dating clients’ so he can keep her all to himself…

[Sally906 · Rating 2 out of 5]

2 hours of my life that I will never get back!!!!

[Karen · Rating 4 out of 5]

Where do I sign up?

Forget Plenty of Fish.

Forget Tinder.

I want Wolf. £1000 at the ready so I can join Booty Camp Dating Services and get 110% satisfaction. I want Wolf to find my soul mate.

He would totally match me with Adam Levine because he is my soul mate. Wolf would see, just by looking at our photos, that we were meant to be together forever. Adam would show me his moves like Jagger and it would be rainbows and butterflies.

Dating agencies have lots to learn from Wolf.

Debra Anastasia is just weird! She writes deep and meaningful Pough, she writes complex plot Revenger and then laugh out loud stuff like this. I can't get my head around it. Talking of head....Hazel and Wolf are a match made in heaven.

This is a funny, funny, funny, lil bit sexy book that will resonate with singletons and those in happy coupledom i.e. everyone. Apologies to my co-workers for disturbing their lunch when I spat out my drink .

Quotes:

"He was debonair. And looked like maybe he slept in a steroid hyperbolic chamber. He was body-builder ripped. He'd said "ladies" but he was looking at Claire like she was a grilled chicken meal that fit right into his training program."

"He pulled her hips closer to him and wedged his shoulders lower under her thighs so he could wear her sex like a face mask."

"Fuck him. Well no. No fucking him. He was a dick face. Dickey McDickface, and her father did not raise a daughter to be a Booty call for a douche banana."

I loved this funny, refreshingly weird book.

[Rohina · Rating 5 out of 5]

We're saying this? We're allowed to say this?"
"I think so? I think we did."
"I love you, Wolf?"
"You're mine?"
"We're us now."

― Review to be posted ―


4.5 Stars!

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[Sarah · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 SATISFACTION GUARANTEED CROWNS

This is my first book by Debra Anastasia, and I am not disappointed. It is funny, sweet, and completely romantic. And, just like the tag line of the book, Booty Camp Dating Services will leave you 110% satisfied.

The characters in this story are lovable and wonderful, and Debra Anastasia really takes the time to develop them main characters. Everyone from the secondary characters to the main characters are just fabulous, and I just wanted to crawl into the Kindle and be friends with them all. Chance and Claire are crazy, and I truly enjoyed their secondary plot as best friends, as well as their words of wisdom and needed comedic moments. Then there is Peter. Although he is in the story as an impetus to push the plot forward, I like him just as much as the rest of the characters, and I want him to get his match, too. Wolf, the hero of the story, is gruff and avoids love, often hiding behind the company he has created. He also very protective towards the people he loves and feels deeply, really the perfect blend of soft with hard, making him a great hero. Hazel is a lovely heroine. The story starts with her being broken, and the reader gets to watch her journey back. Following Hazel, as she learns her value and fights to overcome her fears, makes me fall in love with her just like Wolf does. It is actually pretty hard not to love this heroine. Additionally, Wolf and Hazel in this story have fantastic chemistry, and I enjoyed their journey into coupledom, as it is laced with laughs and romance.

The pacing of this story is spot on. Debra Anastasia allows the reader to meet these characters, fall in love with them individually, and allows their relationship to develop so the reader feels as though this is more than just sex. Are there lots of good sexy times? Yes, and they are written well, but the manner in which the plot is constructed allows the reader to really see the development and growth of this couple throughout the story. And, although their journey contains some heartache, the author provides you with a fantastic happy ending, thus solidifying your satisfaction.

Booty Camp is the perfect way to end these final days of summer. It is sweetly romantic and will have you laughing, so make sure you sign up to meet your match with Wolf and Hazel and the rest of the Booty Camp Dating Services crew. You won’t be disappointed!
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[Beverly Cindy · Rating 5 out of 5]

"He was dressed up, and her throat went dry. Wolf in a suit was exactly what Hazel would forever use in her mind’s eye to describe the word sexy."

A hotter-than-Hell guy. A strong heroine with a broken heart. Amazing best friends. A little bit of drama here and there. Funny situations and on top of that a sprinkle of fate and some serious gift (I call it magic). When you find all of this, believe me you found the perfect story.


I am 110% in love with this story. I am 110% in love with Wolf. And yes I am 110% satisfied with the banter between Wolf and Hazel. EPIC! FUNNY! AMAZING!



But it's the end of the story that made me sigh and fall in love all over again. It was a plot twist that I didn't see coming, but I adore with all my heart.



So this book goes LIVE 8/28/2016. If you want to have laugh, relax and believe in love (again) I suggest you pre-order this baby NOW!



You won't regret it!

[Teresa Harris · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holy Amazeballs!!!!

Totally freakin loved the hell out of this book!! I received an Advanced Readers Copy and pushed everything aside even eating (I mean what is food when you get a book from Debra? I mean really?) to read this golden nugget. First few pages and I was shaking my head. That Debra had me hooked from the get go. She had me page turning and forgettin I had family and obligations. Hazel is the lead character and Wolf her leading man. I want Wolf. I want him ALOT! I don't want to give away any spoilers because this book is worth every penny you spend. I will say Hazel is one of the best female characters I have read in a long, long time. I just love her and her middle fingers! Let me not forget the besties in the book Chance and Claire. The title of the book lets you know right away the premise and what a tale Debra weaves. I want MORE!! More Please, can we have some more?

[Christina Szczepan-santos · Rating 5 out of 5]

Currently reading this now and OMG! Hysterical

Debra was nice enough to let me read this pre-edits.
If you've read Debra before you know her humor.
This book is my favorite by her.
The characters were so well developed and "normal" ;-)
I saw myself in Hazel and Claire.
Wolf was just yes! Total swoon and perfect. So many great lines and will have you laughing out loud!
Once click it, you will love Booty Camp!
Make sure you follow Debra and her Grelp reviews.

[Natshane · Rating 5 out of 5]

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My 5 Star Review of Booty Camp Dating Service

I don't know how is it possible to have a hottie brigade running a matchmaking service, I'd surely be too distracted by them to focus on my date! And I was also distracted by the defined packs on the cover, one does not simply ignore the cover and read the book. The cover itself deserves a 5 star rating!

Booting Camp Dating Service is such a hillarious read, from the name (I'm laughing while imagining the process of Wolf coming up with his company's name) to the characters, I needed to constantly stop myself from laughing out loud at 2am in the morning. I generally classify humour into three categories: the wheezing kind, the cold lame joke and ultimately the Debra-approved kind of joke. Yes, Debra's humour is a category on it's own! That woman has the most outrageous sense of humour and believe me when I say that her posts makes my day. Just follow her on FB and you'll know why! :p

Hazel just got out of a bad relationship - the kind where you can literally hear your ex banging your neighbour upstairs - and she found herself dragged into Booty Camp, signing a $1000 cheque with a 110% guarantee to find herself a soulmate. What she did not expect was the instant attraction towards Wolf, who happened to be an a**hole and also the owner of Booty Camp. Things sure did escalated quickly.

Being a sucker for romantic plots, I find myself drawn towards Wolf and Hazel's relationship. Ugh! The intensity, the sparks and the constant denial makes their chemistry even more electrifying than it already is! There's never a dull moment in Booty Camp, this probably is one of my favourite read by Debra Anastasia so far! The story was so entertaining, and the fact that Debra also created a dummy website for Booty Camp just made it all so real - Please! Where do I sign up?! (Check out the link below to be directed to the site!)

There are moments of Debra-induced laughters, wickedly sexy Wolf scenes and grab-a-tissue-teary bits, but I can assure you, you will be 110% satisfied with Booty Camp!

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[Amy March (Between the Screens) · Rating 4 out of 5]

If I’m being completely honest, I wanted to read Booty Camp because I thought it would be lighthearted and possibly silly read. It was (of course), but it was also so much more. Sure, the calamity and mishaps make for great comic relief and I found myself constantly smiling along with the core group of characters that this book follows… but I also completely fell for Hazel and Wolf and their unconventional love story. There was real depth and a wonderful underlying message mixed into all the fun.
This book should be so easy to review, there weren’t any major spoilers to dump on anyone, so I should be able to crank out a quick synopsis for everyone before yammering on about how much I adored the novel… but I can’t! That’s right, I flat out refuse to try to string together a plot for this book because I don’t want to give a single thing away. I know that sounds crazy but I found this book to be so wonderfully written that I honestly don’t want to risk giving away even the most basic of details by summarizing this story!
It’s really hard to pinpoint exactly what I adored the most here. It’s not just the fantastic development of EVERY single character in the book, though I could kiss the author for giving me so many new people to love on and obsess over. I am sitting here hoping for like 5 spin-offs and even found the douche-y ex to be fascinating. It’s not even the mind blowing sex scenes which have me wanting to grab my husband and try all sorts of new positions. It could be the sheer hilarity that the author has laced into every single page of this book, which is damn near impossible to do. Maybe it’s a combination platter of all of these delicious aspects rolled into one? Whatever it is, it’s a winner and I hope to read many more books from this author with a similar vibe.
Our main heroine (Hazel) is so stinking lovable that I had a hard time not wanting to jump into the book and declare her my new forever BFF. She’s brilliant, determined, kind, spirited, feisty, resilient and so darn charming! It’s hard not to fall in love with a book when you absolutely LOVE your leading lady. Let’s not forget Wolf. It’s been a while since I was so instantly drawn to a main male character. I mean talk about swoon city, he has an ALMOST dimple! Who can resist an almost dimple?! His sexiness, protectiveness, secret soft-side, bumbling, cluelessness and utter devotion is hard not to adore. Sure, you might want to slap him around a time or two but he’s so interesting that he ends up winning over your heart.
Basically, I’m a big fan. A huge fan. I am giving this book my full-blown seal of approval. I find myself suddenly determined to read every single book that Debra has written, and maybe build a shrine or three in her honor. If you are looking for a fun, light, wonderfully written, CHEEKY book to read… get your hands on Booty Camp. You won’t regret it.

[Joy Novel Thoughts · Rating 5 out of 5]

This story starts with a literal bang.

"Hazel's throat was raw from screaming Scott's name. He did that to her. With his hands, his mouth and his long, thin penis."

And just like a firework, the glow was bright and pretty, but leaves you with smoke and darkness.

"That last orgasm was my parting gift. I've got another girl."

Hazel is a special education teacher and her best friend and assistant principal, Claire gets tickets to "Booty Camp" a dating service that is 110% guaranteed to find you your soul mate. Claire immediately finds her soul mate (in the owner of Booty Camp's best friend).

After spending a little time at the service Hazel decides this isn't for her and demands her money back. Wolf the owner won't refund her money because she must go on five dates before she can get a refund.

The piss and vinegar between these two is other worldly and off the freaking charts. When it finally boils over and they give into what they are fighting so hard because "Wolf doesn't date clients" it's like dynamite. Then Wolf opens his mouth and everything goes to shit.

Because their best friends are getting married they keep getting thrust (*raises eyebrows suggestively*) together.

You might get a tad frustrated with these two but, you will also fall in love and laugh your ass off!

[Squallogal · Rating 5 out of 5]

There are authors who excel in certain kinds of stories. Debra is known for her belly laugh humour in her wonderful romance stories. And so she should be.

But if you talk to many of her readers about books or moments that stand out, most will point to Poughkeepsie and the moment where He Counting Her Smiles. This isn't the only noteworthy story or moment but it is one of those that stays with you and moves you in just, such a way...

Booty Call also has a moment like that. I won't spoil you here but I will tell you that I cried for the heart of Hazel and Wolf for the first part of the book BUT it was Faith and her love that sticks with me.

Powerful. Memorable and making this book not one to be missed and a moment never to be left behind.

Happy reading.

Squally out!

[Hollie · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was a pretty standard romance. Broody male wins over special ed teacher with a heart of gold. The sex was quite steamy, I will say that. I'm also glad that it was offered as a kindleunlimited. What I was disappointed in was the lack of humor. This writer is one of my "go-to" romantic comedy writers and this one just didn’t have her typical hilarity. It was still a cute, although predictable romance.

[✰ BJ's Book Blog ✰Janeane ✰]

I have read a few Debra Anastasia books in the past so I had a bit of an idea of what to expect.

Hazel is brilliant. This is how I picture her for the first half of the book!

She is snarky and perhaps a little bit broken and bitter after a break up.

"Pounding three glasses in less than fifteen minutes was going to make her feel like she was getting tea-bagged by an angry clown in the morning."

Wolf... well, what is there to say about Wolf. Dark Lashes, hot as Hades.

And drives Hazel crazy!

Fighting is foreplay for Wolf and Hazel. They bicker and snarl, the piss and vinegar is just one big lead up to the main event.

They are so adorable in their denial of their attraction to each other. To be a fly on the wall (or their best friends watching from the sidelines!)

I laughed, I cried, I got angry but most of all I wanted, no needed Hazel and Wolf to get their HEA.

Thank you Ms Anastasia for another great read.

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[Shayna · Rating 4 out of 5]

EEEEEK!!!! OMG! Debra Anastasia is a GENIUS! She had me at the title! I knew going into this I was going to have a blast, because, I mean it's Debra Anastasia. She ALWAYS brings the hilarity alongside her romances. A steamy, gut-busting good time is guaranteed for all. Don't miss out on Wolf and Hazel's awkward and sweet love story. If you are currently in a reading slump, BOOTY CAMP DATING SERVICE is sure to snap you right out of it. Low on the drama, high on the laughs...there is nothing that will make your day brighter than a Debra Anastasia original.

"I want to make a mistake with you. Right now."

His voice was growly in his own ears when he said, "You're sure?"

Woohoo! The sexual tension was HOT! Even the bouts of awkwardness was HOT! It just worked! It wasn't all comical though. Just when you think you're about ready to pee your pants from the humor of it all, Ms. Anastasia throws in some passion and sweetness that just hits the spot. She times it perfectly so that it flows together seamlessly.

"You are a fucking gift. Every time you let me touch you. Remember that."

Total swoon ALERT ladies! There is so much going on in this story, that by the end, you will want to pick it up and read it all over again. This is a romantic comedy that has something for everyone. You won't only fall in love with the main characters, but the secondary characters are an unexpected treat as well. Insta-love, humorous banter, awkward flirting, and a twist of fate that you don't see coming...BOOTY CAMP DATING SERVICE was an unexpected romance that had me swooning from head to toe.

[Sunny · Rating 5 out of 5]

Honestly, if you picked this book to read you have to have a sense of humor. Between the title and the logo you know this book is supposed to be hilarious. We all know that I totally judge books by the title and cover and the crazier the better! So I was so excited to see this book on my kindle.

You start off with Hazel and her ridiculous situation with Scott. Hazel is pretty funny. In a moment of weakness she agrees to go with Claire to the Booty Camp. Supposedly everyone is 110% satisfied. Once she gets there, she writes a check for $1,000 and then all hell breaks loose. She is NOT 110% satisfied. Claire is with her but pretty much tosses her to the side once she meets Chance. I love that Hazel speaks her mind and honestly my favorite thing about her might be the fact that she flips Wolf off all the time. Wolf is the owner of Booty Camp and takes his job seriously. He matches people and they usually end up with a perfect match. Wolf has a problem trying to matching Hazel and refuses to give her a refund. The two of them end up in some hilarious situations. I loved the banter between them as well as all the sexual tension. I love that Wolf is a good guy that helps people even though his rate is ridiculous.

This book is hilarious and goes through a few weeks of Hazel and Wolf trying to figure themselves out. It was a light, fun read and I loved it. I recommend you read it too. I am giving this book 4.7 stars out of 5.

[Hooker Heels Book Blog · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is the book that makes me realize that I am more than likely guaranteed a one way ticket to hell because you laughed so much. Oh well, I’m sure I’ll have plenty of friends there so it’s all good.

Booty Camp presents a hilarious and unique picture of the conundrums of dating in today’s society. A story told through the insane, and sometimes frightening, mind of Debra Anastasia.
You will immediately fall in love with Hazel and Wolf. Their insatiable banter gave me so many pages of side splitting humor that I was to the point of tears more times than I can count. And let’s not forget the chemistry between these two…whoa!

Even though BC is full of raunchy moments and inappropriate humor, it also had plenty of feels. A little something for everyone, Booty Camp is one that you do not want to miss. If you just thought you loved this author’s work before, you ain’t seen nothing yet boys and girls.

[CeCe · Rating 1 out of 5]

I did not care for the heroine. Too over the top with everything. Stop with the middle finger already!
I loved the premise, but the story lost me.

The first scene is the heroine having sex with her boyfriend, Scott. Right after the "amazing" and detailed sex, Scott breaks up with her. Hazel is dumped after she had this amazing orgasm (yuck, I don't want to hear about the h having sex with other men) and she told him she loved him. Hazel swears off men and love, but then she is out with Claire writing a check for $1,000 to join this dating thing. Claire immediately falls for the employee of the dating website, Chance. (Ugh, predictable) Hazel then notices and interacts with Wolf who is the owner asking for a refund. Wolf doesn't give it to her. Hazel is mad and steals a picture. I could not continue reading.

This did not work for me, but it may work for you. You may love it.

[Pick a Book · Rating 3 out of 5]

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Estava a busca de uma comédia romântica. Queria uma coisa Light que me fizesse rir. Só isso. Apesar de ter achado os personagens legais a história foi fraca. No começo quis largar, mas mudei de idéia. Depois dos primeiros 50% dá uma leve melhorada. Foi legalzinho, mas ainda tô na busca de um livro muito bom.