I wanted badly to like this book. I did not.
Part of the problem is that it was described as a new take on the state of Florida. The writing of the first essay, BFF, was engaging and sharp, and the product of a critical mind—but it had nothing to do with Florida other than being tangentially set there. As I read further, the essays got longer and longer, and the writing felt like an almost gonzo journalism combination of memoir and reporting. Even in the places where Florida experiences were front and center, it didn't seem like the writer found a way to craft a story arc that spanned multiple essays.
I needed very little buy-in to care about this book but couldn't find a reason to. I grew up near St. Petersburg, and I can clearly place a lot of the locations that get name-dropped. Ulmerton Road. The Seabird Sanctuary. The Petland in Largo Mall. But these places, without context or symbolism, aren't going to mean much to someone who hasn't been there. They don't evoke the same mood or imagery as Park Avenue or Seaworld or Mall of America. Usually, having descriptive world-building helps the reader create their own mental image. In this case, decontextualizing these places does nothing but distract. The writing is useful in a conversational sense, but this isn't a book that I, as a reader, can engage with. It feels like being talked at with little care to whether I'm being brought along.
That said, I really appreciated the sections of this book that were reported out from news sources and the like. They were concise, well-written, and gave a lot of credence to the rest of the narrative.
It's likely I'm not the audience for this book and I'm not going to get the same thing out of it as someone who did enjoy it. I don't lay blame at the author's feet for a misleading blurb, but where I do is for how the book feels confused to me. Is it a memoir? Yeah, I would say so. Is it first-person reporting? Sure, in parts. Is there a larger story to be told? It often seems like not—and is it writing that, as the book blurb says, provides a unique look at Florida? Only to the person who wrote it.