Ready for the Zombie Apocalypse? I didn't think so. Everything you need to survive is available through Amazon.com, so you have no excuse. Gear up using the lists herein, then hunker down and wait for it to happen.
*LISTS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. IN THE CASE OF AN ACTUAL ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, DO NOT RELY ON ANY OR ALL OF THE ITEMS CONTAINED HEREIN.*
Brian Michael Stegner (1979-) was born in Albany, New York, grew up in Portland, Oregon, and attended college in Chicago and Saskatchewan. Primarily a storyteller, Brian specializes in 'Dry-fi', a mashup of literary fiction, nonfiction, science fiction, and dry humor. When not writing, he divides his time between family, church planting, entrepreneurial ventures, coaching, and reluctantly traveling the world.
He lives in Montreal, Quebec with his wife and kids.
Read through this in about 5 minutes & now I know exactly what I need to survive the zombies. It is great to be prepared. I intend to use my siblings as test dummies for all the equipment listed here. In all seriousness, this book was a hilarious read, & it will live on my Kindle forever. 10/10 recommend.