As a lover of short horror stories, such as Creepypastas and ones you might hear from any youtube spooky story narration channel, I found the 15 "super-short" short stories in Gorezone to be fairly similar to the basic set ups, but with a big focus on gore, naturally. Since this is a collection, the writing is all from the same author, who is not bad at all when it comes to storytelling, despite the defeated tone this review may have at times. My only real problem at first glance is that the writing is all about the gore and nothing more. No real character to be had, no real setting or feel, other than modern day with a very fixed idea of location. That is not a bad thing, sticking to the subject is great when you want to keep everything focused, but in a good amount of the stories, it feels like the things that are missing could make it great, and instead it is between okay and “I-wish-it-was-me-in-an-orange-jumpsuit-in-those-ISIS-beheading-videos” bad. More leaning on okay.
To give a better idea on how each story plays out I’ll go down the list, without spoilers of course(except for one):
PLEASURE ISLAND
Being only a few pages long and as the introduction piece, it was too short for me to really enjoy it, but the concept alone was good enough to make me have decently high hopes for the rest. Even though it sounds like it will be about pirates (wink wink) this story is about an amusement park, one of my favorite places to have a nice child-like fear of fast rides and scary heights. It starts off with a bit of a mystery, something you can hold onto. Then it REALLY forces itself to act out its main part, where it is about a new ride that is not quite kid friendly. I like the way it ended, although the ending is a little iffy due to the lack of real character given and due to the twist being kind of lame, but I’d say it’s okay for how short it was. The intro gets just barely a pass as “worth reading” for being slightly enjoyable but leaving out a LOT of things that could make it good.
ICY PREDATORS
Starting off with a nice cold atmosphere of an urban snowstorm, this story started off well, but quickly fell flat when the majority of details were constantly repeated, yet supplied nothing. Strangely enough, a good chunk of this one is about big boobs. From how this one was set up, I was expecting a bit of an adventure, but it felt even shorter than the previous one, with more subject matter to attend to. The monster was kind of lame, but of course the gore was the main attraction, so I would say it was a little better in worth than Pleasure Island because it had a lovable atmosphere, but then the way it played out with the characters and the monster was not really to my liking. If you don’t care for a snowstorm type of story, it is reasonable to skip this one.
BE BRAVE
I actually liked this one because it was the first creative one, but the ending was… a little annoying. It’s on a plane, so if you like that kind of fear, it’s a good one. But the ending is so abrupt and weirdly written, I can’t quite tell what exactly happens. At this point I am guessing gore and nudity is a major theme, so if that pleases you, it’s in here. But for me, the nudity is really out of place and feels a little shoehorned in there, so it doesn’t do anything for me. This one is worth going through, but don’t expect to enjoy how it ends.
MEDICINE
Here, we have a hospital, which is a classic in my taste when it comes to horror. Sadly, this story itself is not. It’s different, for sure, but it has a moment with a janitor that takes too long and the main character ends up worrying about a stranger at the worst time possible, clearly showing that its ending was REALLY forced upon the victim of a MC. I really wanted to like this one, but just like its main character, it was written too awkward to actually enjoy it. So in short, excellent concept, good gore, lackluster execution that ruins its value.
SADY
This one is better than the previous ones, with a trucker on a highway encountering the horror of being alone for too long, in more ways than one. It had character, humor, and the nudity actually makes sense to have, as well as the gore. But then, the ending comes along and completely subtracts everything good that it started out with and wraps it all up poorly, with incredibly forced on exposition that the story didn’t need, simply because the very last bit explains the whole thing by itself.
WORKING NINE UNTIL DEATH
I like horror stories with trials, think of like a Saw type of thing where the person had to overcome obstacles. However, I could not like this one. This story really felt like it had some kind of a message to it, giving the fact that the main character wishes to die in the very beginning. But after the, quite honestly, very nicely done beginning of setting up its office space setting, the entire story collapses on itself with some of the most odd and out of the way choices, with no explanation as to what is even going on. Not even in randomly put exposition like in Sady. I could see the writer was really trying to make the trails drastic and clever, which they were, but they are so out of place and with no real substance, it would make the reader hope it was all just a dream. As for the ending, I could see the writer was trying to make it weird on purpose, but it didn’t do anything other than make this story (possibly) the worst in the book. I’d recommend to skip this one and just move onto the next one. Although...
SOMETHING'S INSIDE MY KINDLE
Being a rather “meta” story about a horror fan reading horror stories, I personally didn’t like this one. For the main character here to know the horror cliches and then actually perform them knowingly, it’s tongue-in-cheek value was lost rather quickly. Which is a shame because I really liked the monster, it was pretty creative. Good monster, unenjoyable story. It felt like one of the shortest ones, so at least it didn’t drag on, at least not too much.
ONE DAY AT CAMP
Finally, something to enjoy, and for all the wrong reasons. I personally love dark humor, and this one is chock full of it. With a bit of a switch compared to the previous stories, it has the beginning as the boring part and the rest to be enjoyable. The monsters are actually well thought out, with their concept disgustingly great. If you like gross humor, this one is perfect.
CRAZY CAT LADY
A revenge story, and quite the short one, it feels like a set up to a Tales from the Crypt episode. I actually like this one and only wish it was longer or at least had more of a character setup to enjoy the ending more. Nothing to really complain about, other than the overly repetitive use of certain words, which is a really small thing. I liked this one.
ALL ABOARD
I couldn’t enjoy this one. It starts off decent, then everything setup becomes entirely useless, and then the ending is so out of the way. Which is a shame because the kill in this story is pretty creative, but to get to it and its actual reason for happening makes absolutely no sense at all. Plus, I will say religion is involved, but it serves no purpose other than to be the evil in the story. There are so many missed opportunities, like the fact that the main character in here is gay and there is the devil involved. From what I know about Christianity, that right there is a perfect set up on its own, yet the gay exposition serves nothing to the plot. Plus, I know a lot of people find old people scary, but I personally just find them annoying. This one didn’t change my mind. Skip it for sure.
HORROR WALK
I can easily consider this one the highlight of the book, or in other words, the signature story. It’s about two lesbians going to a horror amusement show and of course everything goes wrong. I loved the setup, it gave off sort of a Rob Zombie feel like how House of a Thousand Corpses started. This story is rather well done, compared to what there was previously. However, the whole point of the story, once you get to the end, is so bland and basic, I REALLY wish it was a different kind of ending. Any other kind, ANYTHING other than what was used. Everything was going great, and my hopes were set high, and then the ending appeared and brought it all to the “meh” area. I don’t want to ruin anything, but this story ends in the worst fizzle for it being the biggest thing to blast.
VISITOR
I completely understand that this one was meant to be a dark humor one and it delivered well in the funny department, but I couldn’t really like it. It sets itself up to be one thing, where a teenage boy thinks there is a monster in his closet and then it becomes something entirely different. It felt one story was being written in the beginning and then another, completely unrelated story, came up to finish it. This one is good for sexual comedy, and I really don’t know why there is something REALLY funny mentioned, but it never actually happens. It felt like there were too many missed opportunities. I mean, with what we have here already, might as well go all the way, but sadly it was almost like the writer didn’t want to make it too raunchy after a lot of “naughty” stuff happens. So, because it wants you to laugh at its awfulness, its mission was accomplished, as pyrrhic as it was.
HOMELESS
As a vampire story, this one feels like the setup to a much bigger story that what is given. But, since it is a short story, there are a lot of extra details and side things that are added in without much of a reason to be added in. I know, it lets us know the characters more, but when it has a cocaine addict talk about she has been addicted for 4 years and is still a virgin, it’s kind of hard to believe. It ends up causing more questions than what it can answer, especially when it doesn’t have anything to do with the actual story, other than the character’s background. The way it ends is okay, the gore here is different than the previous stories, and it actually tried to have good character interactions. I saw a lot of effort put into this one, but since it was too “all over the place” and its concept was a little too big for what was given, it went down from good to a little below average. I would recommend it to vampire lovers, but I won’t guarantee that it will satisfy.
LURKER
What starts off as a decent “stalker in the air vent” type of horror, soon turns into one of the dumbest things I’ve read in a good while. Even in the parts that were okay, there is too much pointless exposition in the beginning, and to make it worse, the very middle of the story turns into a bland romance that some could consider okay, but I did absolutely nothing for me other than skip it. Imagine the most generic and cliche first date scene, while having it being told instead of shown, and you have the highlight of this story. The ending is so dumb… I really don’t know what to say. I will reveal this ending, just so you know how lucky you are to skip this one. This girl dates a guy, and the guy’s brother is living in her air vent. The guy stabs his brother over 50 times, tortures the girl, then gets killed by her dog(who also breaks the girl out of her restraints, by the way). Then, after being supposedly stabbed to death, the brother gets up and kills the dog, to then have the girl die in the hospital.
DESPERATION
A man has sex with a life-sized praying mantis… That is all I have to say for you to decide if you should read it or not. Is this the story that ends the book with a blast? No, but it was different, to say the least. It had a bit of a Tales From the Crypt feel to it, and it’s really short, yet strangely it’s one of the most average endings to a collection, despite the bizarre set up. I didn’t hate it and I didn’t like it, and if that summery interests you, or if you’re into bizarro, then have at it.
As a whole, the writing in the story is part good and part bland. Every story ends up feeling repetitive during the violent scenes since the same basic words of gore are used in almost every story. I know there is only so many ways you can describe a person being killed, but if there are these many stories and nearly each one has words like “veins” and “arteries”, it leaves the desire for anything else. Even though each death in the book was different, having the same paragraphs that almost look copy and paste between one another is discouraging. That, and the mass amount of bad endings, makes this entire collection fizzle with frustration, rather than sizzle in satisfaction.
The book is a mixed bag, ranging between school grades of C to F, with a lot of Ds. I’d hate to give it a 3 simply for the fact that it’s proofread well, no real spelling or grammar issues, which gives it an automatic 2 alone. The reason it’s a 3 is because it serves its purpose: to be gory. In reality, though, I think this is more like a 5/10
Could it be more gory? Of course. Was I disappointed? Yes. Is it worth the price? Only if you are in dire need of something new that is in the area of an R rated slasher flick full of brutal fatalities, and tend to spend a dollar on lottery tickets in hopes for something good. For me, personally, the gore is on the tame side(mainly because of how it’s written), with a good amount of the intros and endings being the true source of cringe and dread.
If I could compare it to anything, I would say it’s similar to a low budget horror collection like ABCs of Horror, without the so-bad-it’s-good aspect on most of the segment and if someone dies every time. If that sounds good to you, by all means, knock yourself out.
The best advice I can give for the author are two crucial ones: A bad twist is worse than no twist at all AND exposition is like salt, where too much is obvious in the worst way.