Welcome to our second issue! We cover why Dark Souls sucks, whether emulation is fun and legal, BioShock and its place in history. Not to mention a sexy poker game that turns out to not be at all sexy, plus some Castlevania assistance.
Written with gamers and non-gamers in mind, Digitally Stimulated is a project authored by Ian and Peter Derk. Them Derk boys take turns ripping on games, each other, and then turning around and praising other games. They don't quite get to praising each other. There's only so much time in this life.
Me and my brother waded in again, did a second issue of our digital magazine about videogames with a title that is a not-at-all-whatsoever-clever pun for masturbation, and here it is!
And look at that beautiful cover. Headless, pink bubble gum men. I spent hours staring at those torsos, which might not seem too bad based on your proclivities, but trust me, you can't stare at shredded abs like that too long without feeling at least a little shitty about yourself.
So do me a favor, give us a read. If for no other reason than to help pay for the blow to my body image, which will require therapy and/or possibly some donuts so I can just accept reality and really get that gut pooched out.