So You Want to Be a Jedi? gets two stars for the lessons teaching you how to become a Jedi and one star for the art included throughout the book. Everything else should have never been published. Actually, I’m not entirely sure how it got published in the first place.
Before I go any further, I do indeed realize this is a book written specifically for middle grade readers. That doesn’t bother me; in fact, I love middle grade books! They have some of the best stories and characters arcs out there. This book is not one of those books. Even for middle grade, the writing is extremely childish and, to make matters worse, it’s written in alternating third person point of view and second person point of view. That’s right, second person point of view. If you read the author’s note at the beginning of the book, the author states his reasonings for writing part of the book in second person, and it’s a good reason: he wants to put the reader in the shoes of Luke Skywalker. What child wouldn’t want to read a book where they get to be Luke Skywalker? It’s a brilliant idea, but the execution of the idea is less than stellar. Especially because at the beginning of the book the narrator tells the reader they’ll be reading the entire story from Luke’s point of view (second person) but the chapter after that is written from Han and Leia’s point of view (third person). Are you confused yet? Yeah, me too. Add to all of this the fact that it’s supposed to be a retelling of The Empire Strikes Back and you’ve got the perfect recipe for disaster. I don’t mind that the author added scenes that weren’t in the movie; in fact, most of them were fun! The recent Star Wars novels, like the adaption of The Last Jedi, add scenes and dialogue that weren’t in the movies and they make the story better. Here, it just made the story worse. Especially when the author got key scenes and dialogue wrong. Iconic scenes and dialogue. The author recreated some scenes perfectly while others were completely destroyed. How is it even possible to mess up Lando Calrissian’s first encounter with Princess Leia? How is it even possible to mess up Darth Vader telling Luke he’s his father? I don’t know, but it happened.
Maybe, maybe, if I had been my eight-year-old self when I read this book, I would have enjoyed it. But I’ve been obsessed with these movies and I’ve been re-watching these movies for over 12 years now. As my favorite of them all, I know the dialogue and the scenes in The Empire Strikes Back better than a favorite book. This is not a retelling. This reads more like someone tried to write the script for the movie after they watched it, working from memory alone. I’m sure there are a ton of children who will absolutely love this, as they should. They’ll get to learn how to be a Jedi and they’ll absolutely love it! Unfortunately, this book just wasn’t for me; my favorite part of the book was the art.