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287 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 6, 2015
"Hi, my name is Betsy Taylor, and I’m the queen of the vampires. Yes, vampires are real. Any questions?"
(Betsy's summary of the Bible) A talking snake tricked a rib lady into eating bad fruit and that’s why women need epidurals for labor and it’s also why the world is jam-packed with sinners, but the baby born of a virgin who later came back as the Holiest of Zombies fixed it so anyone, no matter how skanky, can get to Heaven if they know the secret passwords.
"You and our father like to bitch about the embarrassment of having a vampire in the family; how d’you think I felt when I found out my long-lost sister wasn’t just prettier and smarter than me, but was the Antichrist? And what did I do? Huh? Whine? Yes. Feel incredibly insecure? Of course. Show you the door? No . Tell you that you were bound to turn evil because that’s what happens in every single book or movie about the Antichrist? No."
It was 12:32 p.m. HST (Hellish standard time),
“See?” she cried, pointing at me, and then at them for some reason. “That’s how screwed our lives are. That thing he just said? Didn’t sound insane!”The complete randomness is always a joy to read. The complete randomness of the characters (even the minor ones) are straight as Hell (pun intended) funny! Plus, I found it amusing that MaryJanice Davidson's characters from her other book series are interacting in this one. (She did establish it in some crossover stories.) So the Pack Leader of the werewolves (whose secret was still intact) and the Queen of the Undersea Folk (aka Mermaids; whose secret was outed to the world in the Undead and Underwater crossover) both decided to drop Betsy a call. And then we have the Antichrist and Lucifer herself! I'm so glad on how Betsy dealt with them.
My husband, a man I loved dearly but knew to be sneaky, manipulative, controlling, and murderous. (God, he was so dreamy!)
How I cherish you, my queen. Even when you’re good, you’re somewhat bad.
Fair enough, beloved. For me, the real world is wherever you are.
You’ve always had it, my own. But now you have my unshakable confidence. It goes hard with me, letting the woman I love fight her own battles. But, like you, I am learning.Lastly, aaaawwwwwww Eric! <3