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296 pages, Hardcover
First published March 14, 2017
I took a deep breath, and began searching through my e-mail replies while half of my brain ran circles around my head, screaming in terror. […] I looked at the very first e-mail that came in after the article ran. It began: “Sirs: Your company decision to change the definition of the word ‘marriage’ to include the same-sex perversion is an utter disgrace.”
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I rolled my eyes: obviously “irregardless” isn't a valid word, and so it wouldn't be entered into our dictionary. This correspondent had clearly just picked up any old crap dictionary, stumbled across an entry for the nonword “irregardless,” and assumed that we were at fault. Totally frustrating.
I drafted a reply that stated it wasn't in the dictionary, and to prove it, you can visit our website and search our online dictionary for the word, where you will find the following note…. Here I needed the language that we used at that point in time when someone looked up a word that wasn't entered in our online dictionary. I opened up the site, typed in “irregardless,” and promptly lost it: “irregardless” was entered in our dictionary. So great was my surprise that I actually said, out loud and at a normal volume, “You have got to be shitting me.”
Lexicography moves so slowly that scientists classify it as a solid.
In a letter to his publisher, E. B. White, the second half of the famous Strunk and White responsible for the best-selling writing guide The Elements of Style, beautifully expresses the modern complaint against descriptivism:I have been sympathetic all along with your qualms about “The Elements of Style,” but I know that I cannot, and will-shall not, attempt to adjust the unadjustable Mr. Strunk to the modern liberal of the English Department, the anything-goes fellow. Your letter expresses contempt for this fellow, but on the other hand you seem to want his vote. I am against him, temperamentally and because I have seen the work of his disciples, and I say the hell with him.
Descriptivists, those anything-goes hippies: we have seen their work, and right-thinking people everywhere say to hell with them.
Now, as a lexicographer, you are one.