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320 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 2017
"Marriage implies a bargain. The wife owed her husband a duty to be cheerful and obedient. The husband owed his wife an obligation to satisfy her sexually. After all, why else had God, that wise Creator, given men their dual-purpose penises, which could both urinate and procreate? ‘Now wherewith should man make his payment, if he didn't use his blessed instrument?'She blamed her rampant libido on her birth sign; there was nothing she could do about it. She had been born under the zodiac sign of Venus so she,
'‘Followed aye mine inclination. By virtue of my constellation that made me so that I could not withdraw my chamber of Venus from a good fellow.'"