So. We Have:
- An Angsty Teen Girl Who Recently Went Through A Major Life Change
- A Mysterious & Handsome Boy With A Tragic Past Who Appears to be Hiding Something (whom the Angsty Girl is both attracted to and repelled by)
- A Normal, Boy-Next-Door Type Who Likes Angsty Girl Despite Her Attraction to Dark Scary Boy
OH. MY. EFFING. GOD. !!!!!
This book is freaking TWILIGHT!!!!
So. We Have Nicoletta. or Nikki. It's the start of a new school year and Nikki's life is falling apart. She was recently booted from her uber-exclusive madrigal group because a better singer came along and Nikki was, apparently, the weakest link. Oh man... I don't know about you, but I hate it when that happens!! Anyway, Nikki is having all kinds of feelings when she notices there's a new boy in town. Edward...OOPS, I mean Jethro is the sort of boy parents dread their daughters bringing home: Dark, mysterious...kind of creepy in a potential stalkery-watch-you-sleep sort of way. OK, really creepy. Bella...f*ck! I mean, Nikki falls into insta-love with him even before they have their first conversation. I think I need to mention that her friends don't get a good vibe from the dude. Even Edwa-...JETHRO tries to tell this girl she needs to stay away.
But.
She.
CAN'T!!!
Of course, in the end, Jethro can't stay away from our girl either.
Wanting the chance to talk to her new crush/obsession, Nikki follows Jethro after school, hoping to discover where he lives. He leads her down a dead end street and then walks off into the creepy woods behind the Dead End sign. Now to me, this is all kinds of stupid. Guy sets off red flags to all your friends, even tells you HIMSELF he wouldn't be good for you, and starts to go off into the dark and scary woods to do who knows what (sacrifice small animals to the beast? visit the bones of his previous victims?)... You don't effing follow the dude!!! You don't!! Anyone with the smallest shred of common sense would know this. Even Bella is (somewhat) smarter than that, although not by much. Anyway, Nikki catches up with Jethro and tries to talk to him. She gets all emo about her bad day and he listens...then tells her to go away and never go into the woods. Red Flag? I think so. But Nikki is dumb and doesn't listen. But more on that later.
Back at school, Uber Hottie Christo (what IS it with the author and names ending in "o"? makes all the male characters sound like Good Ol Boys), who has always liked Nikki, asks her to the Big Dance. She accepts...reluctantly...but still has hopes that maybe, just maybe Jethro will ask her as well. Nevermind that she just said she'd go with Christo. In my day, this would be considered super skanky and get all sorts of rumors going about what sort of girl Nikki really is, but in the world of paranormal YA (and this IS paranormal YA), it's normal for a girl to pursue two boys at the same time. Especially when one is a nice clean-cut boy and the other is a creeptastic boy.
Jethro isn't in class, so Nikki (being dumb) decides to go find him. But she doesn't go to the Mall or any other hangout where normal people go when they skip. She goes right to the dead end sign...and then goes into the creepy woods. Yup, the very same woods Jethro told her to stay the hell away from. Nikki follows a path until she gets to a lake and a dark and scary cave. She has a creepy feeling someone is watching her and its eerily quiet. One might say TOO quiet. Thinking Jethro might be inside the cave, she goes inside. Why she thought this, I have no clue. I'm past the point of following her reasoning. Honestly, this chick has absolutely no sense at all!! Inside the cave, she feels something trying to pull her down. She screams and is rescued by a creature that seems to be made of the cave itself. The creature tells her to get the hell out and never return. This is the second time someone/something said this to her about these woods.
Now if something like that happened to ME, I would not only not go into those specific woods. I would completely shun anything and everything to do with all things nature. In fact, I would probably never leave my house again. But not our girl Nikki. She is either very, very brave or very, very stupid (I vote for stupid), because SHE KEEPS GOING BACK!!! In fact, she becomes obsessed with the cave and the cave monster and returns there often with hopes of seeing it. She even brings Christo there after the Big Dance. Of course he thinks she's bonkers.
We eventually learn that Jethro and the Cave Monster are one in the same (tell me you didn't see this one coming). But he can only have his human form certain days and times. Much like Edward doesn't come to school when its sunny. Does this repel our girl? Nope. She only loves him more. Perhaps she watched Beauty and the Beast one too many times as a child and is trying to live out some sick fantasy where True Love can Save The Beast. We learn that decades earlier Jethro fell victim to the Curse of the Cave. Since then, he's been doomed to be part of the cave for the rest of eternity...preventing other hapless morons from dumbly wandering inside. Of course, if the cave gets a new victim to take his place, Jethro would be free. Somehow I think the overall human gene pool would have been improved had the caved claimed Nikki. Instead, Jethro saves her life. The end is overly melodramatic and overly tragic and there are many feels from both 'lovers' (I hate to use that term when nothing happened between them). As for me, I was rolling my eyes, wishing I had some wine to go with all the cheeze. Or at the very least some crackers.
Now I ask you this: If Jethro didn't want anyone to go near the cave, why did he leave in the first place? Why did he go to school and prey on the Angsty Girl? Because it seems to me he WANTED to find another victim for the cave. But nothing about this story makes any sense.