Last Call (Jack Daniels Mystery #10)
by J.A. Konrath
Disclaimer: Mild spoilers
This is the third Jack Daniels-related novel I've read this month, starting with the first in Konrath's Phineas Troutt trilogy, "Dead On My Feet," then moving into the last two Jack Daniels in her series, "Rum Runner" and "Last Call." I think I've said before that I have to be a just the right frame of mind to read these novels due to the truly graphic violence they contain. These 3 were no different, with "Dead On My Feet" being the least grisly among the 3.
In his forward to "Last Call," Konrath warns the leader, that as this is the end of the Donaldson/Lucy/Kite storyline, some characters will die. He also includes an excerpt in his next Jack Daniels novel, so you start off pretty darn certain Jack won't be among the casualties. While there was plenty of killing and plenty of dying, in the end only one of the long-time, in every episode of the series so far characters bites the dust. I had decided early on which one it would be, based solely on where I thought the series could go from here, and I was correct. So, the loss was sad, but not unexpected -- sort of like Harry's pet being among the casualties, as they always seem to be.
In this novel, Phin discovers the possible whereabouts of Lucy and Luther Kite when a reporter stops by the house asking questions. Jack is off visiting her mother, so she is unaware that the duo are still active. Phin sets out to end them before they can reappear in he and Jack's lives. He heads off to Mexico on his own, and, of course, winds up face to face with Lucy and Kite, but not as adversaries, but as a captive, forced to fight gladiator style for the entertainment of the deadly duo and for the gambling pleasure of the Cardova cartel's clientele. Of course, when Phin stops answering his phone, Jack leaves their daughter, Sam, with her mother, and heads home to find out what is going on. Phin's plan is easy to pry out of McGlade, who is the only one Phin confided in. Jack begins working to put together a team to mount a rescue. She include characters from other Daniels and related novels -- Fleming, Chandler, Tequila, McGlade, her friend Val, and the mysterious reporter, Katie Glente. Her former partner, Herb, declines as he is just a week away from retirement, but, true to form, he can't resist one last adventure with Jack, and shows up in Mexico soon after the McGlade Crimebago arrives. But the rescue won't be simple. Phin, and other captives, are being held at an old mission site that has been turned into a virtual fortress. There are dozens of guards, plus the arena gladiator patrons are usually packing too. The ground surrounding the mission is full of landmines. There is little if any shelter, so the approach leaves them wide open. And, to add to the excitement, Donaldson, thought dead by everyone, isn't. He is disfigured and physically week, but determined to find his Lucy, so he tags along with Jack's crew by hiding in the wind foil of McGlade's RV. Can this mismatched group of warriors succeed in freeing Phin and the other captives and send the baddies to their final destination? Yep, you'll have to read it to know.
Konrath is a master of the macabre. His mix of torture, action, humor, and pathos keeps the reader plugging along, even in the most dreadful of descriptive scenes. Well, I'll admit to skimming over a couple of them... The characters are not only fully fleshed out, but are consistent. The good guys are likeable (even when they aren't strictly "good guys") and the bad guys are always always bad. There is a unrelenting drive toward the climax that keeps the tension high, the expectations high, and the reader reading all night. If you have the stomach for his penchant for gore, this entire series delivers that in spades. Excellent proofing and editing -- and that is a big improvement from earlier books in this series (see my earlier reviews -- especially for "Cherry Bomb).
In the early novels, Konrath seemed to be obsessed with clothing brands. He would describe every outfit Jack wore -- and some of the other characters -- not just by the name of the article (blouse, skirt, suit, etc.), but by the clothing brand. Jeans weren't just jeans, they were Levi jeans, etc. About the 5th novel in the series, he stopped that practice, and I don't remember it being quite as evident, or even included in some of the later novels. But in this one, #10, he has a brief flirtation with brand names again, placing Jack in a Donna Karan and some of the Mexican drug dealers in Armani, Hugo Boss, chinos, and Ray Bans.
There really wasn't much I didn't like in the book other than the over the top graphic descriptions of wounds, of torture, or even just of bodily functions. Some of that was over the top, especially the things happening to Donaldson. Don't get me wrong -- they couldn't happen to a more fitting character. But ew. Add to that the depictions of man's inhumanity to man in the treatment of Donaldson by those he encountered, and humans don't come off too well. Hey! I'm not saying he didn't deserve the treatment, that was even kind of funny in a karma sort of way. I'm saying those he interacted with didn't know he was a crazy serial killer, and their treatment of another human being was pretty awful.
But none of these caused the book to lose a star. What did it for me was the Donaldson/Kite/Lucy/Glente connection. It was, I suppose, a neat and tidy way to tie up all the loose ends of the relationships, and a very handy way to end these characters. I'm sure most readers thought it a great idea. It just made me roll my eyes. I expect the action and violence and gore to be over the top in a Konrath novel -- situations where the possibility of escape is believable only because I want to believe it is possible. This one I just couldn't believe. Still, that strange familial connection did serve to set the stage for our good guys to escape (well, most of them) and provided for a satisfying end. But yeah, that's where the star fell off for me.
So, the next Jack Daniels adventure, "White Russian," is evidently not yet published (at least it's not on Amazon), so if you've been wanting to start this series, now might be a good time. Start with "Whiskey Sour."