Deadpool and Gambit have put aside their differences to pull one last scam…swindling an object of mythical power out from under a Chinese businessman. Spoiler: It doesn't go according to plan. Can they talk their way out of this one?
"woah, really? that seems not okay to say. tumblr would have a field day. it's about time someone called that cis-het cajun prettyboi out on his warehouse privilege." MURDERED the chronically online
wade diving into the 1.2$ uncle scrooge style
"aw. you do like me. sure, i'll do this con naked under a hologram if thats what youre asking. that actually sounds like a fun challenge. lets both-- nobody's doing this caoer naked! wade hologram the ugly off you. remy, siddown... and get a load of my bulletin board! teh man loves a bulletin board. he loves a reveal. teh place: new orleans! remy's ol dstomping grounds. people think im from new orleans but im cajun. im from acadia. if i have to hear one more origin story... i'll never forget my first trip to ne worleans... no no no no no. you know your movie's never coming out." MURDERED (vol2) gambit
"he'll have my back when it's time. he will. he's a super hero. he is a super hero, right? im never clear. he is trying to con a guy to make a quick couple mil. which, so am i. and now that i think of it. im a super hero. would i trust me?"
"in a con story , theres only a fight if something's really wrong. if you orefer fights and tights , i hope you kept your receipt."
i always appreciate wade's references : Paul Prudhomme (July 13, 1940 – October 8, 2015), also known as Gene Autry Prudhomme, was an American celebrity chef whose specialties were Creole and Cajun cuisines, which he was also credited with popularizing.
"maybe it was having just fought everyone ever, but it felt like we walked the lenght of a proclaimers song. (ask your parents.)" I LOVE HIM, 500 miles reference
"hosted us a dead man's afterparty. a hundred years of the city's best musicians playing a second second line. for themselves. [...] gambit really delivered. i think i can finally trust him." when he says he knows a place and he takes you to listen to ghosts play jazz
better that #1!
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