Man, being the “bad” reviewer sucks sometimes, did you know that? It’s true; there are actually times (few and far between albeit) where I hate having to dish out the tough love. And I feel so bad because Mr. Rollo is such a nice guy, but I read that book three months ago and I still kind of hate it. So, Gord, just remember this: I punish because I love.
And speaking of scolding, I have just one question for Mr. Rollo: What the hell were you thinking when you constructed that timeline, therefore, raping the atmosphere and massacring the pace?? One day is examined and explored for three chapters and then it jumps a few months, then it’s four chapters for two days and a few more months blink by. And it only gets worse from there, kids. The days become endless and the time jumps longer. Aside from the fact that no day should be described to that extent, the jumps confused me to the point of befriending aspirin.
But what truly catapulted my love affair with the pharmaceuticals was the cast. Never before have I seen such a large array of characters with the potential for greatness be so used, abused and finally, discarded. There is not one character in this entire book that contains even a shred of believability, common sense or a tangible history. Their actions are hilarious and predictable, their dialog laughable, and their outcome formulated to the point of nausea.
Why, Mr. Rollo, why?
Now, aside from his over-indulgence to exhaust a scene to the point of exasperation, Rollo’s style of writing is creative and straightforward. And I have to tell you, it’s refreshing. Take the plot, for instance. While he did take a good idea and drown it in a pool of excess, the point is that it was a good idea. An original idea. And for that, you have to give the man credit. Sure that good feeling only lasted for a few minutes thanks to the realization that the book cover has nothing to do with the story, but it was there.
So, with that in mind, I give this book a 2. It’s only saving grace? The original plot and the knowledge that Rollo’s writing has definite potential if he could just find a really, really good editor. Buy it at your own risk!!
-As posted on Horror-Web.com