EL Chimichanga is strong in this one!
This TPB edition collects “Deadpool: Games of Death”, “Deadpool: Suicide Kings” #1-5, “Marvel Digital Special Holiday” #2, “Deadpool” #900, “Deadpool” #1000, “X-Men Origins: Deadpool”, along with some material from “Marvel Spotlight: Deadpool” and a cover gallery. (
Dang! That’s a lot of reading in one single book! By the way… Hello, Goodreads Users!!! It’s me, Wade Wilson, EL Deadpool! I employed my super duber secret Chimichanga powers to infiltrate this review! Sssh!!!
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Creative Team:
Writers: Mike Benson, Adam Glass, Fred Van Lente, Jason Aaron, Joe Kelly (
Oooooh, he is cool! I owe my mojo to him!
), Duane Swierczynski (
Frak! And I thought that that Babylon-5 guy had a complicated last name to spell!
), Victor Gischler, Charlie Huston, David Lapham, Rick Remender, Peter Bagge, Howard Chaykin (
I am not worthy! I am not worthy!
), Tim Hamilton, Rob Williams, Cullen Bunn, Michael Kupperman, Dean Haspiel, John Rhett Thomas, Jess Harold & Chris Arrant.
Illustrators: Shawn Crystal, Carlo Barberi, Sanford Greene, Chris Staggs, Dalibor Talajic, Damion Scott, Rob Liefeld (
Daddy! You made it! Where’s Mommy Fabian?
), Kyle Baker, Paco Medina (
EL Paco!
), David Lapham, Jerome Opeña, Denys Cowan, Peter Bagge, Howard Chaykin (
I am still not worthy! I am still not worthy!
), Tim Hamilton, Phil Bond (
Bond. Phil Bond.
, Matteo Scalera, Michael Kupperman, Dean Haspiel & Leandro Fernandez.
DEADPOOL: INSANE OR NOT?
I am a hardcore Deadpool fan since a long time ago (
Don’t believe him, dudes! He just barely knew some loose facts about Deadpool a couple of days ago! And just like tons of people now, after watching my movie last Thursday (February 11th, 2016), was when he just became fan of mel!
) and of course I have an extensive Deadpool comic book collection. (
Oooooh! He has no shame! He only owns this wretched TPB about me and it was bought AFTER watching the movie! By the way, if you haven’t watched my movie yet, what the heck are you doing here? Go! You can read this mediocre review later! It won’t go anywhere, but you can go to the nearest theater and help me to increase my box office!!!
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Well, to be blunt honest, I only knew some basic stuff about Deadpool, but since I loved the movie, I wanted to read something about the character and having some presence in my comic book collection. (
Since I exposed him, now he is playing the “honest card”, mmh? But wait, he can’t read me, I am cloaked infiltrated, he doesn’t know that I exposed him. Mmh…
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You can perceive the character as only a looney wacko (
Who is a looney wacko?! Ah?! Who?!!! Oh, yes, me. Who cares?!
), but you must pondering about that one of the main reasons that he is considered a madman by his friends, colleagues and enemies, is that he says that he is a comic book character, and well…
…he is a comic book character! (
Wow, he discovered the warm water! Bravo, Maestro! Standing ovation! His brain must be melting after that effort!
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Therefore, how much insane really can be Deadpool if he is aware of a true fact that the rest of his fellow characters don’t have a single clue? (
Dang, man! He’s so full of…!
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DEADPOOL FIESTA
This TPB besides having the storyline that it gives it the title, Suicide Kings, where Deadpool join/clash forces with The Punisher, Daredevil and Spiderman (
Dang! It’s supposed to be a book about me and now I have to share action with all those losers?!
) to clear his name (
Hahaha! Now, that’s hilarious! You can clear my name, not even with Tide Ultra Stain Release!
) of a crime that he didn’t commit (
Well, that’s a first!
); also the TPB contains a large list of short stories (
Finally! Something that he told right!
) written and drawn by several talents, giving you a widespread spectrum (
Mmh… I won’t tell you what came to my mind!
) of the vast potential in Deadpool stories (
Well, if he was impressed with this measly TPB, he should read all the others too! Dang! Deadpool fan…ha!
).
Deadpool engaged into an illegal TV reality fight show, invaded Santa Claus’ headquarters, having vacations with Doc Ock, silent running with mimes, psychiatric sessions, etc… (
Believe it or not, that’s all true! What? Don’t laugh at my life!!! Kimota!!! Oops! No! That’s not my magic word… mmh… dang! How the heck am I gonna say Chimichanga backwards?!!! Now I know why I won’t be ever EL MILAGROPOOL!
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Deadpool does everything to everybody here. (
Now I am blushing!
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Don’t wait and read it! (
Or you can watch my movie instead! Cheaper and quicker!
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