DNF at 10% because the writing and I immediately entered an irreconcilable differences divorce.
When the narrator solemnly informed me that through trial and error she realized “soil is softer than asphalt,” I had to put the book down and stare into the middle distance like I was processing a major life event. The writing continued that way. Girl… I’m not five. I don’t need Blue’s Clues world-building.
I wanted grit, demons, danger.
I got educational programming for baby’s first apocalypse.
If you enjoy very literal narration and reminders about the physical properties of dirt, you may thrive here.
But for me?
Absolutely not. My brain clocked out.