I may have mentioned it once or twice, but in case you missed it – I would by a limited edition bound copy of Stephen King’s grocery list if he ever decided to do something like that. Yes, that’s how much I love the man’s writing. On top of that, it’s published by Cemetery Dance Publications (which I may have also mentioned more than once). With those two things going for it, I knew it just had to be a win… until I discovered that the stories weren’t actually BY King, but chosen by him. When Bizarre of Bad Dreams came out, King ran a short story contest for Hodder & Stoughton Publications – a well-known UK Publishers. The stories contained within are the winner, followed by the five runner-ups. To be honest, besides the fact that it was a very quick read, some of the stories were disappointing to say the least; and I’d hate to see what the losing stories were.
1) Wild Swimming by Elodie Harper – This was the winner. While this wasn’t my least favorite, it most certainly, in my opinion, wasn’t the best. First, I’m not a fan of the way it was written; a one way email communication. Second, the story was very predictable, it really only had one ending that the reader was able to discover very early on in the story.
2) Eau-de-Eric by Manuela Saragosa – This was one of my favorites. I thought I saw the ending coming, and while I didn’t get it exactly, it was just creepy enough to be relatable; especially if you have children.
3) The Spots by Paul Bassett Davis – This was, hands down, my least favorite of the lot. The story made no sense, and again, only had one plausible ending. I agree with King when he says, “Never tell too much. The monster is always scarier when it is still under the child’s bed…” however, in this story, there needed to be more explanation to make it more relatable.
4) The Unpicking by Michael Button – This story takes a well-known theme, and ups the ante. You may want to put a lock on your child’s toy box in the future. Just saying. Well written, and creepy.
5) La Morte De L’Amant by Stuart Johnstone – A story about clichés should be described with one, avoid it like the plague. There was nothing creepy, scary, or disturbing about this story – except for how it wound up in this anthology. Absolutely nothing happens, and what’s left to the imagination is nothing short of a typical CSI episode.
6) The Bear Trap by Neil Hudson – This was my favorite; hands down. Another story where I thought I had the ending figured out, and was pleasantly surprised to find out that I didn’t; in fact, I wasn’t even close.
So, there you have it. Six stories, and read like the Sergio Leone movie: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The eBook price of $4.99 makes it worth checking out since it comes to less than a dollar a story. And even if you only like a few of them, you’re still only out the price of a Starbucks. But still, I find it hard to believe that these were the top choices by the master himself.