So the first page went on with the usual monologue about the kid who witnessed his parents murder in some dark ally and the baby arriving at earth in a small space capsule. After reading hundreds of Batman and Superman comics, you can't help but say: come on, people, does every new writer have to lead with that outdated shit? I was mistaken to say that, however (this time, anyway), for today, this introduction was serving a very different purpose.
As it turned out, a group of time-travelers from the year 3000-something interpreted the usual flow of events, kidnapping both baby heroes to raise them as their own weapons of world domination. And after reading those next five pages, I couldn't help but say: come on, DC, would you stop fucking the timeline?
Absolute Power tells the short story of a world ruled by Batman and Superman, who, in turn, are manipulated by their three parents (the time-travelers that kidnapped them earlier). The fact that both heroes treat this trinity as their parents, coupled with the fact that there are three of them (two dads), never became less cringy as I read on.
During their rule, Superman and Batman killed most of the known heroes in the world. One of those that remained is Wonder Women, and along with the Living Embodiment of the Human Spirit, American propaganda, or Uncle Sam for short, she sets her goal to restore the world to its original form. It isn't, though, explained how she learns about the world's original form or why it is any less "original" than the current one.
At some point, Wonder Woman's involvement is completely forgotten, as Superman and Batman suddenly begin to jump from one reality to another, jumps triggering if either of them dies (again, no explanation). During these jumps, Loeb takes us through a couple of his favorite DC universes. One time, the duo find themselves speaking to the intelligent animals of Kamandi. At another, they face the bullets of Jonah Hex.
The story is generally all over the place. Many of the realities they visit are outside their universe to begin with, which has nothing to do with time travel. Some heroes remember the original timeline, and others don't. Even after the restoration of the universe, Superman and Batman keep their memories, but Wonder Woman doesn't.
To tell you the truth, I might have appreciated this book a little bit more if it weren't for the Injustice series (an all-time favorite, by the way) as it is hard to see a product superior in every way and still appreciate the lesser one regardless of the difference in size. It is also worth mentioning that I regard Loeb as a terrible writer, and Absolute Power isn't any better than his average works.