Okay, firstly I want you all to know that I only signed up for this site to warn you that this graphic novel sucks so much ass it's ridiculous. I'll list, in step form, the many ways this book is horse shit (there will be swearing and there may be spoilers. You've been warned.
1) The artwork is abysmal. I TDKR the artwork was bad, but in a cool way (I am in no way, taking away from the brilliance of The Dark Knight Returns, by the way). I've seen better art from a four year old. nothing is even, it's just a shitty mess, whoever did the art should just be shot (KIDDING OBVIOUSLY, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA).
2) The plot makes no sense whatsoever. ANy review you read saying how it was brilliantly complex is kidding themselves or is just mentally challenged so they'd say the same thing about a Robert Munsch book. Half the time I was reading it I was thinking "What the fuck is this shit? I illegally downloaded this comic and I feel cheated" There is no coherence at all. At one point batman and the flash are dicking around about being moral, the next the flash is doing batman's bidding like a slave (he's got a dumb new costume too). I don't understand the point of Dick Grayson coming back as some genetically altered freak show who just kills random people. He serves no purpose in the comic. Superman's just pissed at batman because he broke their agreement then just turns into a bitch whenever batman's around and does whatever he tells him too. Some may misconstrue this as batman being a badass, that is incorrect. This is superman being a pussy (on that train of thought, in TDKR, Superman is the most powerful dude on the planet, then three years later he can't do shit.). For some goddamn reason Superman and Wonder Woman had a kid, who is 20 something. I imagine that this is what was going on in Frank Miller's head when he wrote her character
"Hmm, I need a deuce ex machina to beat Braniac since I've made Superman a helpless wuss. How about he raped Wonder Woman twenty year earlier (Which, by the way would have been, according to Miller's continuity, seven years before the Justice League was disbanded) and hid the kid on Themyscara and nobody knew."
The entire plot just sucks some pretty big dick.
3) The characters... There are way too many! The flash is there and doing his thing, I got no problem with that. Superman (EVen in his Pussified state) yeah, I can deal with that. Even Green Arrow and "Catgirl" (Why the fuck she's Catgirl now is beyond me) get passes because they were in the previous book. Everybody else, Hal Jordan, Lex, Braniac, Wonder Woman, Lara (Superman and Wonder Woman's rape baby, who WW is for some reason incredibly proud of), the Damn "Superchix" (I don't know what the hell they were doing, they just randomly showed up at various points. I think they were a band, or some shit like that.), The sons of batman, the Atom and EVERYBODY ELSE should have either been dead or should not have existed in this comic. They were all pointless additions and reduced batman to like, one quarter of the book.
4) Batman. What the fuck happened in the three years between this and TDKR? At the end of the first one, he's actually happy. Then in this one he's just a dick. Not even in the good, badass kind of way, he's just a Prick.
NOW I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO SAVE YOU THE PAIN OF READING THIS ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's three years later, Catgirl (Robin from the first one) rescues Conan the Barbarian, sorry, the Atom, from a petrie dish that he was trapped in for some reason. They get shot at for three pages then leave. Then some crap happens, then something about Superman blowing up a comet. Some naked blond chick is on every page talking about some bullshit that has nothing to do with anything. Then some shit, more shit, more shit, they rescue the flash, Superman finally breaks the goddamn comet that's only like, 10 feet wide. Some more shit, black canary doing something that isn't relevant, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, more shit, batman gives Lex the mark of zorro, shit, wonder woman talks about being raped by superman and how she enjoyed it, Superman and WW make out a little, There's some anime chick on one of the pages, that was kinda weird. Crap, crap, crap, crap, Superman is attacked but doesn't fight back for some reason, The martian manhunter show up for like two pages then dies, batman causes a revolution by telling people to wear tights. Hal Jordan was a martian the whole time he was gone, then comes back and turns the world green for a few minutes then leaves, Shit, Superman and his rape-baby fly around wondering why they don't just enslave the whole fucking planet. Batman tells supperman to go fuck himself, then asks for help. Shit, shit, shit. The rape baby fixes everything wrong with the world, including solving world hunger and creating a woman that orgasms, in two pages, rendering every other character pointless from this point on because she's just God (yep, a superhero rape baby is God) DIck grayson just shows up in the batcave and tries to kill catgirl, only to be tossed into lava, LoTR style, by batman, who is saved from the lava by Superman, who for some reason forgives him for being a total Douche the whole time. ANd they all lived happily ever after.
There, I just saved you a soul crushing read.
I will say this though. This book and TDKR are the perfect microcosm of Frank Miller. The man either writes something that redefines an entire genre (Batman year one, The Dark Knight Returns) or something that makes people wonder if there is a God, and if so, how could s/he let this piece of crap exist on the planet (The Dark Knight Strikes Again, Robocops 2&3) So take from this review what you will