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144 pages, Paperback
Published September 15, 2016
Acause incomer will ayeways be a clarty wird
acause this tongue A gabber wi will nivver be the real Mackay, A sing
Acause fer aw that we’re aw Jock Tamson’s etcetera, are we tho? Eh? Are we.
Acause o muntains, castles, tenements n backlans,
acause o whisky exports, acause o airports,
acause o islans, A sing.
acause of pubs whit arena daein sae weel oot o the smokin ban, A sing.
a cause hit's grand tae sit wi a lexicon n a deeskit mynd, A sing.
acause o the pish in the stair, A sing.
acause o ye,
A sing o a Scotland whit wadna ken working class authenticity gin hit cam reelin aff an ile rig douned six pints n glasst hit in the cunt.whit hit wadnaby the way.
A sing o a google Scotlando laptop Scotlando a Scotland saw dowf on bit-torrentit HBO...
drama series n DLC packs fer paistapocalyptic RPGs that hit wadna ken
hits gowk fae its gadjie,
fae whas lips n fingers amazebawz cams
mair freely as bangin.
A sing o a Scotland bidin in real dreid o wan day findin oot
juist hou parochial aw hits cultural references mey be,n cin only cope wi the intertextuality o the ScotsI sing o a Scotland whit’ll chant hits hairt oot dounstairs o the Royal Oak, whit’ll pouk hits timmer clarsach hairtstrangs, whit like glamour will sing hits hairt intae existence, whit haps sang aroon hits bluidy nieve hairt,
Renaissance wi whappin annotatit editions,
n weens hits the same wi awbdy else.whit sings.