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Alien Stripper Boned From Behind By The T-Rex
b> Who does not want to read a funny and sexy tale about an alien stripper and a dinosaur? Heat up your day with this incredibly entertaining panty melting romance!
ALIEN STRIPPER BONED FROM BEHIND BY THE T-REX
I wonder sometimes just how I got to be where I am. Sliding my nearly naked body around a pole for the enjoyment of so many men, getting sweaty as they cheer for me, and occasionally earning a few extra bucks in tips by shooting lasers from my breasts. The answer, obviously, is that my spaceship crashed here, and that I need to earn money to get it fixed and find my way back home.
Out of the blue though, I notice the beady eyes of a man in the back of the club, peering up at me intently. I'm instantly transfixed by his giant t-rex head and his hot, humanoid body, and I decide once I'm dressed again to go over and talk to him. It turns out, the two of us have a lot more in common than I would have thought, and a potential romantic connection is quickly overpowering me.
I'm left with the tough choice of letting this prehistoric piece of reptilian ass bend me over and have his way with me, or remaining faithful to the tentacle monster I left behind far away on my home planet.
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ALIEN STRIPPER BONED FROM BEHIND BY THE T-REX
I wonder sometimes just how I got to be where I am. Sliding my nearly naked body around a pole for the enjoyment of so many men, getting sweaty as they cheer for me, and occasionally earning a few extra bucks in tips by shooting lasers from my breasts. The answer, obviously, is that my spaceship crashed here, and that I need to earn money to get it fixed and find my way back home.
Out of the blue though, I notice the beady eyes of a man in the back of the club, peering up at me intently. I'm instantly transfixed by his giant t-rex head and his hot, humanoid body, and I decide once I'm dressed again to go over and talk to him. It turns out, the two of us have a lot more in common than I would have thought, and a potential romantic connection is quickly overpowering me.
I'm left with the tough choice of letting this prehistoric piece of reptilian ass bend me over and have his way with me, or remaining faithful to the tentacle monster I left behind far away on my home planet.
This ebook is intended for adults only!
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Published July 24, 2016
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June 7, 2017
Yes. So I read this.
*disclaimer* It was one of the very few entries that Day got in this year for short story nominations for the Hugo. I wouldn't have read it on my own, even if it might have been slightly funny. It's just something to heckle.
That being said, I read it and aside from the blah blah blah sex sex sex, there were a few slightly redeeming virtues... like the way that the T-Rex sucks on the stripper (as in her whole body) as if she were a lollipop. Or the lasers coming out of her tits.
Other than that? Thoroughly meh.
It was meant as a contemptuous nomination in the Hugos because the Sad Puppies have been getting so much hate... they just want to see the world burn, I guess. I just feel sorry for the author who got mixed up in someone else's anger-nomination scheme.
Fortunately, this is an outlier for the Hugos this year! Yay!
*disclaimer* It was one of the very few entries that Day got in this year for short story nominations for the Hugo. I wouldn't have read it on my own, even if it might have been slightly funny. It's just something to heckle.
That being said, I read it and aside from the blah blah blah sex sex sex, there were a few slightly redeeming virtues... like the way that the T-Rex sucks on the stripper (as in her whole body) as if she were a lollipop. Or the lasers coming out of her tits.
Other than that? Thoroughly meh.
It was meant as a contemptuous nomination in the Hugos because the Sad Puppies have been getting so much hate... they just want to see the world burn, I guess. I just feel sorry for the author who got mixed up in someone else's anger-nomination scheme.
Fortunately, this is an outlier for the Hugos this year! Yay!
April 10, 2022
Well, it was nominated for the Hugos, so I read it--or more specifically I had my partner read it aloud to me, because I was not going to suffer through this all on my own. I did not expect it to be good, but I was hoping it would be at least titillating or amusing. Reader, it was not. It managed to be both tasteless and excruciatingly dull.
Dear authors: if you're gonna call your story "X boned by Y," I expect the boning to start before the 70% mark. I'm just saying. Truth in advertising, it's a thing.
Dear authors: if you're gonna call your story "X boned by Y," I expect the boning to start before the 70% mark. I'm just saying. Truth in advertising, it's a thing.
April 25, 2017
What can I say? It was nominated for a Hugo, so I read it. Stix is actually the pen name of a woman. This book wasn't intended to be a parody. It was intended as a Sad Puppy slate nomination. Clearly Vox Day missed that little bit about Stix being a girl and not a Chuck Tingle knockoff. Anyway, the book is bad, Stix is nice (see interview) and I'm not further going to hurt her feelings by giving her work one star after the Puppies have used her badly and stupidly.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/meet-the-hugo-...
http://io9.gizmodo.com/meet-the-hugo-...
May 13, 2017
I saw that this was free on my Amazon Kindle and was like ... why not?
If your into three boobed green strippers who tend to put on laser shows upon climax this is the story for you. *spoiler alert* the t-rex had a beard.
If your into three boobed green strippers who tend to put on laser shows upon climax this is the story for you. *spoiler alert* the t-rex had a beard.
June 24, 2017
This was on my reading list due to it being nominated for a Hugo award.
I would have only given it a single star, but the segment of dialogue below earned a second.
Beyond that, it was pretty terrible, including the fact that the title is a complete spoiler.
I would have only given it a single star, but the segment of dialogue below earned a second.
“What happened to her?” I asked, walking on eggshells here, knowing it was likely a sensitive subject for him, yet I nonetheless felt as though I needed desperately to know.
“A, um... A meteor got her... And my family... And friends... My neighbors... My church group... My dentist... My weed dealer... Pretty much everyone I knew, actually...”
“Oh... God...” I said, feeling as though I'd just touched on a very bad subject that I shouldn't have.
“Yeah... It was a pretty shitty week,” said Tyrone, shrugging, and we continued in silence for a while.
Beyond that, it was pretty terrible, including the fact that the title is a complete spoiler.
May 25, 2017
This short story was put on the 2017 Hugo award finalist by a group of reactionary fans as a form of protest, using a form of vote slating. Given that I am one of the fan jurors, I decided to go ahead and read it before casting my vote.
I assume this is intended to be an humor piece, mixing cheap erotica elements, and sci-fi tropes (I doubt anyone could find the sexual intercourse of a T-Rex and a green alien titillating). Read as such, it did manage to make me smile here and there. I was expecting something far worse based on the cover, and on the title. I am not sure what point the protesters were trying to make, and I am sorry that worthy contenders were pushed out from the finalist list by this, but at least it is a funny story to read.
I assume this is intended to be an humor piece, mixing cheap erotica elements, and sci-fi tropes (I doubt anyone could find the sexual intercourse of a T-Rex and a green alien titillating). Read as such, it did manage to make me smile here and there. I was expecting something far worse based on the cover, and on the title. I am not sure what point the protesters were trying to make, and I am sorry that worthy contenders were pushed out from the finalist list by this, but at least it is a funny story to read.
May 19, 2017
In last year's Hugos it was Space Raptor Butt Invasion, this year it's time to up to ante with T-Rex. Some people sure like anthropomorphic dinosaur sex.
The difference between this and last year is that this time it's heterosexual - well, with certain definition of heterosexual; it's T-rex and an alien stripper, after all - and it's filled with boring clichés. Three breasts, check. Nipple lasers, sure why not.
The whole thing is more cheesy than funny. It doesn't even try to be erotic, and if it's meant to arouse, it fails. Just say no.
The difference between this and last year is that this time it's heterosexual - well, with certain definition of heterosexual; it's T-rex and an alien stripper, after all - and it's filled with boring clichés. Three breasts, check. Nipple lasers, sure why not.
The whole thing is more cheesy than funny. It doesn't even try to be erotic, and if it's meant to arouse, it fails. Just say no.
June 9, 2017
1.5 stars.
My excuse is that it was in the Hugo packet, and I had to give it a try.
The writer attempts to subvert the alien has sex with a dinosaur erotic fiction niche market with a wry and occasionally witty narrative. It is supposed to be a theatre of the absurd, and yes, our author manages to be sufficiently absurd. The erotica is dull and repetitive, and the characters live hapilly ever after. The SF or fantasy elements are just window dressing. The story was nominated for the 2017 hugo awards by a ballot stuffing excercise, but is not deserving of that nomination.
My excuse is that it was in the Hugo packet, and I had to give it a try.
The writer attempts to subvert the alien has sex with a dinosaur erotic fiction niche market with a wry and occasionally witty narrative. It is supposed to be a theatre of the absurd, and yes, our author manages to be sufficiently absurd. The erotica is dull and repetitive, and the characters live hapilly ever after. The SF or fantasy elements are just window dressing. The story was nominated for the 2017 hugo awards by a ballot stuffing excercise, but is not deserving of that nomination.
July 12, 2017
Hugo 2017 Novelette
Weird SFnal erotica with some sense of whimsy. An unexpectedly large amount of backstory, very little plot, and very graphic descriptions. The weirdest thing is not the tipple breasted Alien Stripper, nor the seminal fluid factory of an anthropomorphised T-Rex, but the vore they get up to together.
Not my cup of tea.
( Read here for some of the background to why this on the ballot http://io9.gizmodo.com/meet-the-hugo-... )
Weird SFnal erotica with some sense of whimsy. An unexpectedly large amount of backstory, very little plot, and very graphic descriptions. The weirdest thing is not the tipple breasted Alien Stripper, nor the seminal fluid factory of an anthropomorphised T-Rex, but the vore they get up to together.
Not my cup of tea.
( Read here for some of the background to why this on the ballot http://io9.gizmodo.com/meet-the-hugo-... )
July 16, 2017
The porn's not really my thing (it's like... softcore vore), and this could use a spellcheck, but honestly? This was fucking hilarious and I'm glad I read it.
July 8, 2017
This is not a good novelette. Not at all. But my goodness did I laugh. The impractical erotica is dealt with and it is absolutely hilarious.
Again; it's not a good book and I don't really recommend, and I suspect this one'll be at the bottom of my votes, but it is a fun book and I laughed my ass off.
Again; it's not a good book and I don't really recommend, and I suspect this one'll be at the bottom of my votes, but it is a fun book and I laughed my ass off.
May 5, 2018
The protagonist is an alien stripper with three breasts that shoot lasers. One night while working, she meets a T-Rex. Sexual shenanigans ensue.
The premise is purposefully silly and the writing is over-the-top bizarre erotica. If not taken too seriously, it is a rather entertaining story.
(The companion story "Half-Man, Half Horse, All Love" is nowhere near as good.)
http://www.books.rosboch.net/2018/04/...
The premise is purposefully silly and the writing is over-the-top bizarre erotica. If not taken too seriously, it is a rather entertaining story.
(The companion story "Half-Man, Half Horse, All Love" is nowhere near as good.)
http://www.books.rosboch.net/2018/04/...
May 1, 2017
When I saw the list of Hugo nominated books for novella and saw this title on that list I figured I had to give this a shot. I mean the premise and title are just hilarious in a sort of parody sort of way. The novella itself proved to be quite entertaining with many laughs at the over the top ridiculousness. It cost me $1 on my Kindle and I got some good laughs. A dollar well spent.
January 8, 2017
In had to read this book when I saw the title.
I like to read weird and interesting things and I will say that when I read this book I was getting what I wanted. I really got something different and the author kept my attention all the way until the very end.
I like to read weird and interesting things and I will say that when I read this book I was getting what I wanted. I really got something different and the author kept my attention all the way until the very end.
July 16, 2017
For being what it is, it's not the worst. However it's far from being a Hugo award winner (which I imagine the author wasn't even going for, and just got mixed up thanks to the so-called 'rabid puppies'). It somehow doesn't make the cut!
July 19, 2017
Hugo 2017 Nominee reading. This writer is certainly no Chuck Tingle.
August 14, 2017
The title says it all. It was nominated for a Hugo and only $0.99 so I had to get it. It doesn't take itself too seriously but it's pretty much just smut. With laser nipples.
November 18, 2017
https://nwhyte.livejournal.com/2903351.html
not a bad example of dinosaur erotica
not a bad example of dinosaur erotica
September 3, 2022
"I waited patiently, wondering whether perhaps he meant my antennae, or my third breast, or my laser beam nipples."
As much fun as the explosive antics of the fairy pixie, her centaur, and their tentacle vampire were, Alien Stripper Boned From Behind By The T-Rex is an even stronger, more genuinely (if bizarrely) romantic tale. This had a very Total Recall kind of feel to it, opening with the performance of a green-skinned, three-breasted stripper . . . who shoots lasers out of her nipples. Her dance is extremely erotic, and the way the crowd eggs her on makes for a fantastic show.
There's actually some background and character building to the story, with some odd details like the alien stripper's tentacle monster boyfriend (like a living bowl of spaghetti with a penis hidden somewhere near the center), and the T-Rex's voluptuous brontosaurus girlfriend (a girl with a humanoid body and a long, graceful brontosaurus neck), and it all climaxes in a romantic night of passion aboard a crashed UFO. What it lacks in logic and common sense, it makes up for in imagination and adventure.
http://beauty-in-ruins.blogspot.com/2...
As much fun as the explosive antics of the fairy pixie, her centaur, and their tentacle vampire were, Alien Stripper Boned From Behind By The T-Rex is an even stronger, more genuinely (if bizarrely) romantic tale. This had a very Total Recall kind of feel to it, opening with the performance of a green-skinned, three-breasted stripper . . . who shoots lasers out of her nipples. Her dance is extremely erotic, and the way the crowd eggs her on makes for a fantastic show.
There's actually some background and character building to the story, with some odd details like the alien stripper's tentacle monster boyfriend (like a living bowl of spaghetti with a penis hidden somewhere near the center), and the T-Rex's voluptuous brontosaurus girlfriend (a girl with a humanoid body and a long, graceful brontosaurus neck), and it all climaxes in a romantic night of passion aboard a crashed UFO. What it lacks in logic and common sense, it makes up for in imagination and adventure.
http://beauty-in-ruins.blogspot.com/2...
March 24, 2023
Whooooo buddy this was bad. First I was thoroughly convinced the author was a man given the poor description of our main characters dancing on the stage, but surprise, apparently wrong about that. The descriptions made it impossible to fully understand what the characters looked like. The laser light show boobs were a hilarious, unnecessary detail along with all the glowing body bits. This was just a fantastical array of craziness that should were thrown together. And it felt like the author wrote the book with a thesaurus next to them. This was an exemplary typhoon of ridiculousness. Not sure how we got to Hugo status but wow was it a wild ride.
May 25, 2019
I feel like I should offer an explanation.
I saw that this was nominated for a Hugo award and I was curious. It turns out, this book is exactly what its title indicates, an erotic story about an alien stripper getting it on with an anthropomorphic T-Rex. It's short, there isn't really any plot, and there are several grammatical errors, so why is it nominated for a Hugo? I guess it was a vote brigade by regressive right wingers trying to embarrass the Hugos. That or the voting body really likes laser nipples.
Overall I would not recommend this book. It was kind of hot though.
I saw that this was nominated for a Hugo award and I was curious. It turns out, this book is exactly what its title indicates, an erotic story about an alien stripper getting it on with an anthropomorphic T-Rex. It's short, there isn't really any plot, and there are several grammatical errors, so why is it nominated for a Hugo? I guess it was a vote brigade by regressive right wingers trying to embarrass the Hugos. That or the voting body really likes laser nipples.
Overall I would not recommend this book. It was kind of hot though.
August 31, 2021
DNF after 1 chapter. Only read because of Hugo nomination and was unsure to add it to my list after skimming some of the other reviews. DNF because of false advertising and gaming the votes, not erotica. Was curious enough as to why to do some digging and this is a good explanation article. https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2017/04/me...
September 27, 2021
I may now, have read it all 😉
I will read just about anything. I have only a few triggers that I’m currently aware of. This book showed up in a newsletter and it was free. I was intrigued by the title so I figured what the heck. The basic romance here was sweet. The naughty scenes were interesting and took some thinking since I was dealing with an alien & a T-Rex humanoid. It also had a HFN/HEA.
I will read just about anything. I have only a few triggers that I’m currently aware of. This book showed up in a newsletter and it was free. I was intrigued by the title so I figured what the heck. The basic romance here was sweet. The naughty scenes were interesting and took some thinking since I was dealing with an alien & a T-Rex humanoid. It also had a HFN/HEA.
March 7, 2019
Different & Fun
Wow! I was looking for something to read. Something I hadn’t read before, when I saw this authors books. Different, yet funny, yet a whole lot of sex with out of this world creatures. It was a most definite fun read that had me laughing and smiling throughout the entire book!!
Wow! I was looking for something to read. Something I hadn’t read before, when I saw this authors books. Different, yet funny, yet a whole lot of sex with out of this world creatures. It was a most definite fun read that had me laughing and smiling throughout the entire book!!
December 26, 2019
Kelly and Tyrone
Kelly is working to try to make enough money to fix her spaceship and get back to her boyfriend Charlie. Tyrone is a T-Rex and doesn't know what to do with himself.
Kelly is working to try to make enough money to fix her spaceship and get back to her boyfriend Charlie. Tyrone is a T-Rex and doesn't know what to do with himself.
June 15, 2019
Not sure how I feel about this. I don't think it is award worthy but as a quick time-killer I have read much worse.
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April 11, 2022It made me laugh.
March 26, 2023
A humorous short story, but not as good as Jurassic Pork.
May 5, 2024
Listen. Even I have limits.
April 5, 2017
Jejku, tytuł nie kłamie - to naprawdę opowiadanie o pozaziemskiej striptizerce rżniętej od tyłu przez T-reksa. A mimo to aż dwie gwiazdki, za moje niedowierzanie, że czytam, co czytam. Mają problem z Hugo, skoro coś takiego przedostaje się do finału.
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