Dirty Player

by Emma Jones

Dirty

Alisha is your average college student. She’s quirky, intelligent, and has a lot of trouble with the guys, being a bigger woman.

Evan is a star football player for the college’s team. He goes through women like tissues, and seems to be the type who wouldn’t go after Alisha in a million years.

One day, Alisha gets tickets to the football game. There, she has an encounter with Evan. As unlikely as it seems, the two take a liking to each other.

Alisha’s lack of confidence and Evan’s crazy lover, however, have different plans.

88 pages, Kindle Edition

Published July 30, 2016

About the author

Emma Jones was born in Japan and came to the US in her early childhood. Obsessed with books since kindergarten, Emma began penning her own fiction in the second grade when the teacher assigned essays. She enjoys cooking, yoga, and napping. Emma devotes hours to crafting steamy romance stories so hot her family can't look her in the eye.

Reviews

[Carmen Rae · Rating 1 out of 5]

Ok normally when I don't like a book I feel guilty and find redeeming features and manage to get a three star rating out of them.

I appreciate the amount of time and effort that an author must put into writing a book and the guts it takes to put a piece of yourself out there. In this case I literally can't think of any redeeming features to this book and if only there was a little more time or effort put in to editing or just making the characters slightly likable maybe I could get another star or two in.

I picked up this book wanting something hot and steamy with a sporty alpha. I had a feeling a few pages in I wasn't going to get what I was after but I figured I would stick with it but it just kept getting worse. But of course by that stage I was 50% in and figured I would finish it. Damn my OCD not letting me put the book down until I know how it plays out.

So I am going to get ranty (I know too late for that warning) and spoilery here

So h is a overweight virgin who cant get a date on a dating website, constantly tells us what her mommy says and thinks, judges her room mate for being a whore, bumps into the superstar of campus and his girlfriend gives him her number and meets up with him for coffee later. Seems legit.

H is a guy who says he doesn't do girlfriends, cheats on girlfriends (he apparently doesn't do) and has slept with so many women he has lost count. Doesn't use condoms (ever) cause he has a perfect record for pulling out. He has had a few pregnancy scares but when he demands paternity tests those bitches just vanish. Yet he has a crazy girlfriend who was a virgin before he corrupted her and he is too scared to dump her in case she turns psycho.

So instead H sneaks out of his bed after screwing his girlfriend with his "thing" to screw the h and then sneaks back in with out disturbing his girlfriend (all class this one) both of whom he is doing unprotected. At this point the author forgets the h's name and calls his girlfriend by it. We also got another slight plot twist in the space of a page when h doesnt feel like she has been played and falls asleep as soon as H leaves from all the orgasms involved in her first time. Only to then be told how she cant sleep because she is so worried she has been played but then the H is such a good guy he is just misunderstood so of course he LOVES her on their second meeting.

Of course then H decides he is in love with h (third meeting here people) and he tells his girlfriend he has fucked h and she is better. Surprise girlfriend is a psycho and tries to kill them both. But don't worry h knocks her out with a wooden football she throws with perfect aim cause god helped her.

But its all good its love and they skip off into the sunset H forgets to pull out of h cause her virgin pussy is magical but don't panic she doesn't get knocked up. Cause seriously if these two breed it should be the end of humanity. And H decides to stay with h even though "she is fat and he would be judged by everyone"



The End.


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[CristiinaReads୨ৎ · Rating 1 out of 5]

Honestly, the worst book I have read by far this year...

[Cherry Hurtado · Rating 1 out of 5]

I just couldn't! I tried really hard to make this happen for me because I like football romance books. But it's a no.

[Erica · Rating 1 out of 5]

Chicka is a virgin who can't get a online date, constantly bringing up what her momma always says to her. "My momma sent me to college to get a man." Then you have dude who suppose to be this huge college football star, that some how ends up with this crazy preacher daughter chick, where he kept bragging on how he took her virginity. But now she's **** happy and always wants to bone and somehow convince herself that she's dating him. Dude takes pride that he NEVER use condoms at all. Had a few pregnancy scares , but he asked them to prove it but they always "run" away.

What?!?

Then somehow he bones the "fake" girlfriend then sneaks out to talk to chicka. Going on and on about how females wanna bump uglies with him and don't want to get to know him. Then end up bumping uglies with her. Which, by the way he proudly told her how he always have unprotected sex, before taking her v card...eww.