Zombie Penis A Go-Go

by T.L. Phangasm

“We shouldn’t” he breathlessly said as he unconsciously flexed his ass to push his dick closer to me, pre-cum already bubbling from the tip. “Uh huh” I whispered into the head of his cock as I extended my tongue and traced the veins of his eight inches from base to tip, licking the bead of pre-cum that was still waiting for me when I got back to the top. He was salty and sweet, I could taste the citrus from the oranges we’d been eating while we walked through the local groves. Moving my lips over his circumcised head I pursed them and used my neck to push his head past the intentionally tight entrance. He moaned louder than I think he meant to, because he slapped a hand over his mouth as I began to wash every inch of his head with my tongue. There was a tug at my jeans as I used my right hand to pump his shaft while bobbing my head up and down on his perfect dick.

15 pages, Kindle Edition

Published July 27, 2016

Reviews

[Slaughterhouse Reads · Rating 5 out of 5]

I don't think I've laughed this hard in YEARS. This book is pure chaotic brilliance. The puns and similes had me wheezing--like, literal tears in my eyes. The toothbrush scene? I was gagging. And then the ricers showed up and I had to put the book down because WHAT even was that?!

NOT JAAAAKE! He was such a good man, taken too soon, bless him. And our girl… she may have lost her organs, but THE GOODIES were spared. Priorities, people! Praise THEEEEE!!!

And then Julio. Ohhh snap. Man’s getting it and he’s got RAGRETS written all over him. This whole story is unhinged in the absolute best way, and I loved every second. If you’re looking for a read that’s ridiculous, hilarious, and unforgettable—you need this book in your life.

[Kira · Rating 4 out of 5]

I haven't cackled like a hyena in a long time because of a book, and this one had me doing just that! Starting out strong with the toothbrush to ending with regerts, i couldn't stop. Definitely keeps you on your toes an does not disappoint

[Brenda Messenger · Rating 4 out of 5]

Chaotic genius

This book was pure chaotic genius. It made me laugh until cried. I will never look at a toothbrush the same again