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BANANAZ: Classic Erotica
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Joel is a lucky man. One afternoon after an exhausting day of work, he decides to take a nap on the couch. But his rest is interrupted by giggling and frivolity emanating from the kitchen. More curious than tired, he steals to the kitchen and peeking around the corner, spies his gorgeous girlfriend, Teri and three equally beautiful ladies, all in skimpy bikinis. And guess what they were doing?
Bananaz, is a fast clever read, combining the sexy aspects of erotica with humor. Bananaz is as whimsical and zany as it’s name implies, yet, oh, so sexy
WARNING: There are extreme sexual situations in this book.
EXCERPT
The Afro beauty standing almost directly opposite me, locked eyes and smiled. What a fantastic smile she displayed, with perfect pearly white teeth contrasting her medium brown skin. As her playful, warm brown eyes fixed on mine, she pursed her lips to toss me a kiss, then lifted up a yellow object and inserted it into her mouth. It was a banana. Still watching me with mischievous glee in her bright eyes, she sexually moved it in and out, while stroking the remainder of the banana with her other hand.
Feeling my own personal banana stirring, I noticed the other girls were also holding bananas. The redhead noticing what black beauty was doing followed her eyes to me. Throwing a hand up over her mouth she couldn’t stifle the laugh escaping though her coral painted lips. Next, the black-haired girl noticed me, and smiled broadly. Joel, the voyeur, had been discovered.
Teri spun around with a banana halfway down her throat and started choking when she saw me.
Blushing and sniggering, she jerked the banana out of her mouth and taking my hand dragged me into the kitchen, falling into my arms.
“Hi sweetheart, it looks like you caught us being wicked,” She admitted, still blushing.
“Wicked, it looks more like you’re starving.” I took the banana from her hand and examined it. “What’s going on?”
Teri batted those baby blues. “Joel, honey. These are my friends, Lisa, Shelly and Gloria. They work with me.” The redhead, Shelly nodded. Hispanic Lisa, lifted up her hand and waved, but the African American, Gloria, the feistiest of the trio, pointed at the banana in her mouth, then after moving it in and out a few seconds, pointed at me and winked. I nodded as my pocket rocket grew another inch. Teri went on, but my gaze remained on Gloria. “This is so embarrassing. We were sunning by the pool and somehow the subject of blow jobs came up.”
“I think it was Gloria.” Interrupted Shelly, whose eyes grew wider at Gloria’s banana sucking exploits.
Gloria winked again.
“Then the subject evolved to doing deep-throat, so we came up here to see if we could do it.” Teri noticed Gloria’s exhibition. “Gloria, could you cool it for a moment?”
Gloria slowly took the banana out of her mouth. Eying my somewhat bulging crotch, she licked her lips and said, “Pleased to eat you, Joel. Grrrr.”
Clearly shocked, Shelly turned to Gloria. “Glory this is Teri’s boyfriend.”
Grinning at her naughty remark, Gloria planted her fist upon her extended left hip while pointing the banana in her other hand at Teri’s dreamboat. “Hey girl, don’t I know it. Look at him. Check out his dark curly hair and friendly smile. Doesn’t that just make you wanna plant a happy-face on him?”
Smacking her lips, and giving Gloria a high five, Lisa added. “You’re there, Glory. He surely is a hunk.
Joel is a lucky man. One afternoon after an exhausting day of work, he decides to take a nap on the couch. But his rest is interrupted by giggling and frivolity emanating from the kitchen. More curious than tired, he steals to the kitchen and peeking around the corner, spies his gorgeous girlfriend, Teri and three equally beautiful ladies, all in skimpy bikinis. And guess what they were doing?
Bananaz, is a fast clever read, combining the sexy aspects of erotica with humor. Bananaz is as whimsical and zany as it’s name implies, yet, oh, so sexy
WARNING: There are extreme sexual situations in this book.
EXCERPT
The Afro beauty standing almost directly opposite me, locked eyes and smiled. What a fantastic smile she displayed, with perfect pearly white teeth contrasting her medium brown skin. As her playful, warm brown eyes fixed on mine, she pursed her lips to toss me a kiss, then lifted up a yellow object and inserted it into her mouth. It was a banana. Still watching me with mischievous glee in her bright eyes, she sexually moved it in and out, while stroking the remainder of the banana with her other hand.
Feeling my own personal banana stirring, I noticed the other girls were also holding bananas. The redhead noticing what black beauty was doing followed her eyes to me. Throwing a hand up over her mouth she couldn’t stifle the laugh escaping though her coral painted lips. Next, the black-haired girl noticed me, and smiled broadly. Joel, the voyeur, had been discovered.
Teri spun around with a banana halfway down her throat and started choking when she saw me.
Blushing and sniggering, she jerked the banana out of her mouth and taking my hand dragged me into the kitchen, falling into my arms.
“Hi sweetheart, it looks like you caught us being wicked,” She admitted, still blushing.
“Wicked, it looks more like you’re starving.” I took the banana from her hand and examined it. “What’s going on?”
Teri batted those baby blues. “Joel, honey. These are my friends, Lisa, Shelly and Gloria. They work with me.” The redhead, Shelly nodded. Hispanic Lisa, lifted up her hand and waved, but the African American, Gloria, the feistiest of the trio, pointed at the banana in her mouth, then after moving it in and out a few seconds, pointed at me and winked. I nodded as my pocket rocket grew another inch. Teri went on, but my gaze remained on Gloria. “This is so embarrassing. We were sunning by the pool and somehow the subject of blow jobs came up.”
“I think it was Gloria.” Interrupted Shelly, whose eyes grew wider at Gloria’s banana sucking exploits.
Gloria winked again.
“Then the subject evolved to doing deep-throat, so we came up here to see if we could do it.” Teri noticed Gloria’s exhibition. “Gloria, could you cool it for a moment?”
Gloria slowly took the banana out of her mouth. Eying my somewhat bulging crotch, she licked her lips and said, “Pleased to eat you, Joel. Grrrr.”
Clearly shocked, Shelly turned to Gloria. “Glory this is Teri’s boyfriend.”
Grinning at her naughty remark, Gloria planted her fist upon her extended left hip while pointing the banana in her other hand at Teri’s dreamboat. “Hey girl, don’t I know it. Look at him. Check out his dark curly hair and friendly smile. Doesn’t that just make you wanna plant a happy-face on him?”
Smacking her lips, and giving Gloria a high five, Lisa added. “You’re there, Glory. He surely is a hunk.
- GenresErotica
56 pages, Kindle Edition
First published September 7, 2008
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May 14, 2011
Is this book for real??
I mean this MUST be a joke, riiiiight??
That's SO ridiculous that my eyes are watering from laughing SO MUCH!!!!
This is more a half star, because I don't want not to rate.
Sooo this guy shows up at his house after work, to find his girlfriend, and her friends trying to deepthroat a banana... Why? (Isn't like she didn't had a boyfriend to test her skills.)
To prove she did knew it how to do it, one of her friends dares her to do it, in her boyfriend with all of them watching... He accepts, with the condition of everybody getting naked too.
Everybody just jump in bed together, to see if she -the girlfriend- can deepthroat him. Again... Why?
Soon the deepthroat show off, becomes a orgy with a guy, and 4 girls.
I have to say he's very, but very talented to pleasure 4 girls at the same time, and still be able to come. (All that and he have only one cock. Niiice boy *grin*)
When the noise in the bedroom gets too loud, the police is called by the neighbors , and a couple of officers shows up at the apartment, and testifying all that... abundance, they just think, oh, what the hell? This is a one in a million chance. Let's do it. And they jump in the bed too!
I was reading and thinking WTF dude? Why?
One of the most water-on-eyes scene, is the guy fisting, (oh yes, I said Fisting) a girl, using no lube AT ALL. But My God, this has to be a reeeeeal moist-gushing place, eh? ;)
I lost the number of how many people were on that bed.
This was a completely joke.
With this title I was expecting something funny, not that... sorry excuse of orgy.
That was me
at the end of this... Let's just fool ourselves and say this is a book.
I mean this MUST be a joke, riiiiight??
That's SO ridiculous that my eyes are watering from laughing SO MUCH!!!!
This is more a half star, because I don't want not to rate.
Sooo this guy shows up at his house after work, to find his girlfriend, and her friends trying to deepthroat a banana... Why? (Isn't like she didn't had a boyfriend to test her skills.)
To prove she did knew it how to do it, one of her friends dares her to do it, in her boyfriend with all of them watching... He accepts, with the condition of everybody getting naked too.
Everybody just jump in bed together, to see if she -the girlfriend- can deepthroat him. Again... Why?
Soon the deepthroat show off, becomes a orgy with a guy, and 4 girls.
I have to say he's very, but very talented to pleasure 4 girls at the same time, and still be able to come. (All that and he have only one cock. Niiice boy *grin*)
When the noise in the bedroom gets too loud, the police is called by the neighbors , and a couple of officers shows up at the apartment, and testifying all that... abundance, they just think, oh, what the hell? This is a one in a million chance. Let's do it. And they jump in the bed too!
I was reading and thinking WTF dude? Why?
One of the most water-on-eyes scene, is the guy fisting, (oh yes, I said Fisting) a girl, using no lube AT ALL. But My God, this has to be a reeeeeal moist-gushing place, eh? ;)
I lost the number of how many people were on that bed.
This was a completely joke.
With this title I was expecting something funny, not that... sorry excuse of orgy.
That was me
at the end of this... Let's just fool ourselves and say this is a book.
March 25, 2011
If you're looking for porn without plot, look no further. But in my opinion, this wasn't even great porn. It was just people getting it on with no sensuality, no real build up, no character development, no love or even affection at all. Just sex. And when the "police" showed up at the end (still not sure if they were really cops -- the names, ugh!), it just sort of solidified the one-star rating. I'm not trying to be cruel, just honest. This one did not do it for me.
February 28, 2015
This book was a short read. I'm guessing that this book was wrote in fun and nothing more. I honestly thought it was fake, cheesy, and so very unrealistic that I just kept shaking my head throughout the whole book. Yes I understand books can be fantasy and other types and not all are suppose to be like real life.
This book is mainly from the boyfriends point of view and what a view he gets. His name is Joel and Joel hears giggling coming from the kitchen so he sneaks up on the kitchen and he see's his girlfriend Teri and three of her friends doing Fellatio on banana's and he gets caughts watching. One of Teri's friends has this bright idea that Teri shows them how she does this with Joel. Really? Now yes Teri could be into that but from things later on that happen I highly doubt it. So Teri decides sure why not. Joel is ok with this (well of course he is, no surprise there) but he wants a shower first and it has to be done in bed and if he had to be naked then everyone else has to be naked also. Hmm well I knew exactly what Joel was planning when he mentioned the bed and everyone had to be naked. As soon as they get into bed, it's a major orgy. One of the girls decide that it's ok to jump on Joel and get what she wants. Well Teri gets mad and throws this girl off of Joel and they fight on the floor. Well then Joel asks where Teri is and the girl says Teri went out of the bedroom and she locked the door. But a couple pages later, Teri opens the door with two police officers whose names are H. Orny (girl) and Officer Reddy (guy). How did Teri get into the bedroom?
The entire time Joel is worried about the old couple next door. I'm sorry no guy in their right mind is going to worry about the neighbors. They wouldn't even be on my mind.
Now remember all of this is my own opinion. You need to read this book to make up your own mind. I would be willing to read another book from this author because just because I don't like one book doesn't mean I won't like another one. Give the author a chance, you may like the story.
This book is mainly from the boyfriends point of view and what a view he gets. His name is Joel and Joel hears giggling coming from the kitchen so he sneaks up on the kitchen and he see's his girlfriend Teri and three of her friends doing Fellatio on banana's and he gets caughts watching. One of Teri's friends has this bright idea that Teri shows them how she does this with Joel. Really? Now yes Teri could be into that but from things later on that happen I highly doubt it. So Teri decides sure why not. Joel is ok with this (well of course he is, no surprise there) but he wants a shower first and it has to be done in bed and if he had to be naked then everyone else has to be naked also. Hmm well I knew exactly what Joel was planning when he mentioned the bed and everyone had to be naked. As soon as they get into bed, it's a major orgy. One of the girls decide that it's ok to jump on Joel and get what she wants. Well Teri gets mad and throws this girl off of Joel and they fight on the floor. Well then Joel asks where Teri is and the girl says Teri went out of the bedroom and she locked the door. But a couple pages later, Teri opens the door with two police officers whose names are H. Orny (girl) and Officer Reddy (guy). How did Teri get into the bedroom?
The entire time Joel is worried about the old couple next door. I'm sorry no guy in their right mind is going to worry about the neighbors. They wouldn't even be on my mind.
Now remember all of this is my own opinion. You need to read this book to make up your own mind. I would be willing to read another book from this author because just because I don't like one book doesn't mean I won't like another one. Give the author a chance, you may like the story.
May 23, 2013
I searched for some good classic erotica on Amazon, only to find this eyesore. There were a ton of spelling and grammatical errors and the author portrayed each character in a cheesy, negative light.
If you are looking for something 100% unrealistic that gives off the impression that the writer is a desperate virgin, this is the book for you, complete with middle school humor.
After all, I really have no idea what I expected from a book with the name 'Bananaz'.
If you are looking for something 100% unrealistic that gives off the impression that the writer is a desperate virgin, this is the book for you, complete with middle school humor.
After all, I really have no idea what I expected from a book with the name 'Bananaz'.
May 11, 2014
To be with multiple women. In this case four. Of course it had to be a various. A white woman the blond being the man's girlfriend. And a black one, a shy redheaded one, and a Latina. It starts out as the man gets home from work. He hears his girlfriend demonstrating her amazing oral skills to the rest. Then things heats up.
May 22, 2013
Doesn't anybody get it? This is a FARCE! A zany, whimsical, romp where everything went wild one evening, but nobody's complaining, except for the next door neighbor. Once you know what you're reading you'll know what you have. And what you had, but were too blind to see, was a GEM!
August 7, 2013
I find it amazing how many people lack a sense of humor:)
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