Got 99 problems and you're all of them

by sundelmats

Osomatsu-san
Osomatsu/Choromatsu

Choromatsu’s hands press into fists against the desk, and he doesn’t move, doesn’t even make a sound. Until, that is, he feels something warm and wet press against his crotch from under the desk. His eyes instantly widen, and a very unmanly yelp tears from his vocals as he jolts back, practically knocking over his chair in the urgency. What he finds kneeling under his desk, with a very smug expression, is almost as surprising to see as it really isn’t.

“O-Osomatsu.” Choromatsu chokes flusteredly, staring down at his brother in shock. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

11 pages, ebook

Published August 9, 2016