2015 reading challenge: a book that was originally written in a different language (43/50)
Today I woke up. I brushed my teeth. Then I went to eat breakfast. I put cat food in my cats' bowls. I put dog food in my dogs' bowls. I used my cellphone. I helped to make lunch. I pet my pets. I love my pets.
Oh, I'm sorry, you were expecting an actual review? So was I expecting an actual book, but instead got a "book" with a writing style similar to the very boring and very telling paragraph I just wrote.
That's right, this book
is all tell and no show
, which is like breaking rule #1 of storytelling!!! I'm a fanfic writer and I always used to search for all kinds of tips of writing better, so everywhere I searched I knew that the most important tip was: SHOW, DON'T TELL.
Which I admit: it's difficult, when you're getting started. Sometimes it's even difficult when you've been doing it for a long while! But if you want to sell a book and/or if you're a famous writer, I expect you to KNOW what the fuck you're doing. I try to be more patient with authors that are just starting (we all need to get experience in our first jobs), but I'm not fucking tolerant to people who have been around for a long time already and still fuck up majorly.
Then again, maybe this is well written in japanese.
BUT THE ENGLISH TRANSLATION IS GOD-AWFUL
, SO EVEN IF THE FAULT ISN'T TSUTSUI'S, ALL THAT I SAID IS STILL RELEVANT TO THE TRANSLATOR.
And the shitty writing isn't even the ONLY problem with the story. The characters are lifeless, unbelievable. Regardless of culture (which by the way, I LOVE the japanese culture) or setting or timeline, you're SUPPOSED to relate to at least one character in a story!!! But all of the characters in this story are just... lifeless puppets. One of them (the teacher) exists only to infodump the students!!!!
The plot is so thin and underdeveloped that it's like the author had writer's block and then quickly signed into Livejournal in hopes of finding a writing prompt that sparked an idea in him. Except that when he did find the prompt and did want to write, he didn't go further in the story!!! He wrote what the prompt asked and then when the "rest" of the story should take place, he was like WELP.
Actually, EVERYTHING in this story is underwhelming. The writing, the characters, the plot, the romance. I'm not even gonna get into the romance in this review because it's the same old story: they have no reason to love each other, their love is unexplainable and came out of nowhere and it was pretty much written because the author thought that it was necessary to make the story more "appealing".
The animated movie was so much better. Mind you: it isn't one of my favourite animations (I didn't like the ending >( ), BUT it is definitely better than the book. For starters, the characters are actually believable.