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132 pages, Hardcover
First published July 4, 2017
In the Arctic wear only 100% wool.
Sleep in snow caves not tents.
Take a pole on a glacier.
It will help if a crevasse.
In polar bear country sleep in the center
of the ring your dogs make.
The bear will be less hungry when.
Don't date flyboys.
Carry blister tape.
Antibiotics. Antibiotics.
If a giraffe is staring at anything
but you, run.
Make eye contact
on the subway
only if.
Always have three plans.
Don't fuck people
who don't read.
Accept no gift
unless you want that relationship.
Need it. That ship will carry you.
There will never be enough time
or later. Now now now now now.