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Badcock Tour
Working in the Adult Entertainment Industry, Darcie’s used to being surrounded by dicks all day. She’s just tired of dating them.
Three friends. Too many drinks. A terribly awesome idea.
A girl can be played so many times before she snaps. Enough is enough. Time to turn the tables.
This summer, the playees become the players. And brace yourself. Sh*t’s about to get weird.
***WARNING*** If you do not have a twisted sense of humor, a dirty mind, enjoy getting laid, enjoy a laugh or five, and aren’t into women who swear like drunken sailors then this book isn’t for you. Derail, derail this cocktrain now.
Three friends. Too many drinks. A terribly awesome idea.
A girl can be played so many times before she snaps. Enough is enough. Time to turn the tables.
This summer, the playees become the players. And brace yourself. Sh*t’s about to get weird.
***WARNING*** If you do not have a twisted sense of humor, a dirty mind, enjoy getting laid, enjoy a laugh or five, and aren’t into women who swear like drunken sailors then this book isn’t for you. Derail, derail this cocktrain now.
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Christine Besze
32 books400 followersChristine Besze is a writer, reader, mother, and wife. She's fluent in sarcasm and can have entire conversations in movie quotes. Most days she lives in her own world of crazy because the voices inside her head hold some great conversation. When she does have to return to reality and act like an actual grown-up, she spends her time with her handsome hubby Z, their two gorgeous gingers, and their mini-herd of German Shepherds. Born in sunny Southern California, she recently made the big leap with her family to the East Coast and couldn’t be happier. You'll still find her in flip-flops all year round.
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June 27, 2017
All aboard the Cocktrain Express!! Once it starts, it doesn’t stop, so sit back and enjoy the ride! You should probably fasten your seat belts or hold on to something first though, because you will be thrust from one insane moment to the next without any time to catch your breath! Throughout this experience, you will be equally delighted, amused, turned on, and sometimes horrified at the situations the main characters get themselves into, and just when you think you know where this journey is taking you, an unexpected turn will make the trip even better!
“I’ve always wanted to take a trip to pound town with an Irishmen. If they can talk like that with their tongues, imagine what else they can do with it.”
Darcie walks in on her boyfriend having sex with his assistant in his office. This is twice as messed up as it sounds, because Darcie works there with him. After making this discovery, she promptly quits, and when she tells her best friends what happened, they have a great idea about what to do to help her get over it.
“So the guys here are shit. Maybe we’ll have better luck tasting all the flavors the world has to offer.”
“Think about it. Curing you of your problems one international cock ride at a time.”
Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi make plans to travel throughout Ireland sampling all the fine cock it has to offer, and sample it they do! Strippers, one night stands, and a menage a trois for good measure! Eventually, they meet three guys that they want to ride more than once. If you can believe it, that’s when things really start to get wild!
Badcock Tour is an outrageous romantic comedy full of action and over the top shenanigans with a brilliant twist! This book has amazing friendships, hot guys, crazy sex, and an abundance of hilarity! It also has a lot of cock, and I’m a big fan of cock, so no complaints here! Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi are lovable, fun, loyal, brave, batshit crazy bitches you will fall in love with immediately! They always have each other’s back and love each other fiercely. There’s no doubt that you will probably see you and your friends in these characters at some point, but even if you don’t, the cocksisterhood is a beautiful thing that you’ll be glad you got to experience. The Badcock Tour is an adventure worth taking, and if you decide to hop on this cocktrain, I know you won’t regret it!
“I’ve always wanted to take a trip to pound town with an Irishmen. If they can talk like that with their tongues, imagine what else they can do with it.”
Darcie walks in on her boyfriend having sex with his assistant in his office. This is twice as messed up as it sounds, because Darcie works there with him. After making this discovery, she promptly quits, and when she tells her best friends what happened, they have a great idea about what to do to help her get over it.
“So the guys here are shit. Maybe we’ll have better luck tasting all the flavors the world has to offer.”
“Think about it. Curing you of your problems one international cock ride at a time.”
Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi make plans to travel throughout Ireland sampling all the fine cock it has to offer, and sample it they do! Strippers, one night stands, and a menage a trois for good measure! Eventually, they meet three guys that they want to ride more than once. If you can believe it, that’s when things really start to get wild!
Badcock Tour is an outrageous romantic comedy full of action and over the top shenanigans with a brilliant twist! This book has amazing friendships, hot guys, crazy sex, and an abundance of hilarity! It also has a lot of cock, and I’m a big fan of cock, so no complaints here! Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi are lovable, fun, loyal, brave, batshit crazy bitches you will fall in love with immediately! They always have each other’s back and love each other fiercely. There’s no doubt that you will probably see you and your friends in these characters at some point, but even if you don’t, the cocksisterhood is a beautiful thing that you’ll be glad you got to experience. The Badcock Tour is an adventure worth taking, and if you decide to hop on this cocktrain, I know you won’t regret it!
June 22, 2017
OMG!!! My cheeks and abs hurt from laughing so much! Badcock Tour is a hilarious story with an amazing ending! Author Christine Besze has a brilliant mind, and I can't wait to read more!!!
November 2, 2018
I thought I was prepared. I really did. Honestly, to know me is to know how absolutely ridiculous and inappropriate I can be so when I learned of this book, I thought I knew what I was getting into. Imagine my surprise when I realized that this story was even funnier than I expected.
Darcie's life was a mess. She was a hot mess and I'm so glad she wasn't in denial about it. She sank deep into it, accepted her faults, and wasn't surprised in the least when things didn't always work out her way. I loved that about her. With her equally ridiculous counterparts/besties, their obnoxious antics, and their hilarious lines, this story was a laugh a minute. It was silly and outrageous and I loved it!!
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Darcie's life was a mess. She was a hot mess and I'm so glad she wasn't in denial about it. She sank deep into it, accepted her faults, and wasn't surprised in the least when things didn't always work out her way. I loved that about her. With her equally ridiculous counterparts/besties, their obnoxious antics, and their hilarious lines, this story was a laugh a minute. It was silly and outrageous and I loved it!!
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June 26, 2017
There's no better way to pique someone's interest in a book than a title with a masive cock in it an a warning in the blurb that can wake up the craziness in you. This is the reason why my ass is sooooo damn thrilled to read this book. You see, this my first of Christine Besze and I tell you...this author made a hell of impression out of me. I am into romcom but the BadCock Tour is uniquely written that I almost messaged and bug the hell out of her because she's crazy as fuck and I love her craziness!!! Mind you, Christine Besze, because of this book I have my sights in you.
“The cocktrain express is one that never sleeps. As long as the drinks are endless, the dick always hard and the orgasms plentiful then we will survive.”
The Badcock Tour is nothing I have ever expected. With no idea about the author's writing style, I sure have devoured it from start to finish. It started engaging and end up one. I have no complaints. This book is equal parts comedy, romance, heat, erotica and heart sprinkled and spiced up with OTT drama and craziness, you're definitely in for a crazy ass fuck treat! Friends since childhood, Darcie, Jodi and Lisa were in for a crazy tour after Darcie's failed relationship. A tour that lead them to all the craziness that had me growing an abs because of the laughter I did and cost me a lot of knickers, not because I peed while laughing but due to the hot scenes thrown at me I thought I choked myself with a dick. Because well, Cock.Is.Everywhere.Yeah... yeah... way over dramatic but you cannot blame me!! Read it for yourself because there's no way I will spoil you or give you details any more. Trust the author when she said, "It does not follow the traditional one hero, one heroine format." Because this book sure did not. Everything was centered about this three crazy friends and their friendship and to what extent are they gonna do for each other. You'll be in for a great ride.
I did. I love it and I enjoyed every moment I had with it. It doesn't matter how many times I was thrown with so much sex toys and lubes and any shenanigans and everything in betweens because in the end, I get it. I may have laughed so hard, fell in love with the characters, almost called my blog sisters so we can do our own Badcock Tour... I sooo totally get it. This book, their shenanigans, their journey calls for a friendship to no end. I love how Christine portrayed it like this. I love the uniqueness she brought to convey such deep friendship and I love knowing I read and enjoyed it.
Indeed,
Cocksisters before misters.
"That’s the thing about the cocksisterhood. It’s not about who has the most money, the best clothes, or even the best life. It’s about adventures and the ones crazy enough to have them with you. Life should always be about three things: Love, Laughter, and Orgasms."
Great job, Christine Besze! Can't wait for the next book!
June 3, 2017
These girls will show you the what it truly means to be part of the cocksisterhood. Throughout this Badcock Tour you will be in tears from laughing so hard. Three different personalities that will have you befriending them instantly and when they get together things go from fun to EPIC. There's no telling what's to come next, Henry will undoubtedly agree with me on that one. We see how sisters before misters will always be rule number one, although these ladies do know how to enjoy themselves. Go one click this book for the sexy, fun and hilarious adventure. There's so much I more I can say but YOU need to grab this book and enjoy it as much as I have. Hope you cum back and tell me your thoughts. This is my unbiased and voluntary review.
April 1, 2017
Where do I even start? This book was hilarious AND sexy! There were times I was laughing so hard I had to clear my eyes. The shenanigans these girls manage to get up to are some the of the best literary scenarios I have ever read. Highly recommended read, can't wait for more from this crew of dick hungry cock sisters! Awesome job my friend!
August 5, 2017
*I received an ARC copy in exchange for an honest review*
Let me start with 3 words- OH MY GOODNESS!!!! What a book . I definitely died laughing and I couldn't resist falling in love with all the 3 cocksisters too. This book made me cry as well as roll down laughing till I had tears in my eyes. This book makes you jealous and yearn for a friendship like the 3 cocksisters- Darci, Lisa and Jodi.
The book is definitely not everyone's cup of tea and you need to possess a good sense of humor to keep going. If you do, you will find everything you're looking for- WELCOME TO THE SISTERHOOD!😉 And let's not forget about the yumminess i.e 'The Carter's. I swear I swooned so hard and some more. The book definitely made me add Ireland to my list of places I would love to visit . The book is definitely a breath of fresh air!
Let me start with 3 words- OH MY GOODNESS!!!! What a book . I definitely died laughing and I couldn't resist falling in love with all the 3 cocksisters too. This book made me cry as well as roll down laughing till I had tears in my eyes. This book makes you jealous and yearn for a friendship like the 3 cocksisters- Darci, Lisa and Jodi.
The book is definitely not everyone's cup of tea and you need to possess a good sense of humor to keep going. If you do, you will find everything you're looking for- WELCOME TO THE SISTERHOOD!😉 And let's not forget about the yumminess i.e 'The Carter's. I swear I swooned so hard and some more. The book definitely made me add Ireland to my list of places I would love to visit . The book is definitely a breath of fresh air!
June 19, 2017
Now that was a fun ride!
Badcock Tour not only had me laughing out loud, but it also had me snorting, crying, relating to most of the shenanigans these girls got themselves into, a reminder why true friendship is important, and how at times you just need to laugh at yourself and not take yourself so serious. Well let me tell you ladies and gents, BT has it all...and then some. If you're looking for a fun, sexomedy summer read. This one is for you!
So, pack your bags, let's hop on a plane, head to Ireland and start living it up! Or, maybe just vicariously through Darcie, Lisa, & Jodi. Hell, I did!
5 DIXON HEAT (say that five times fast) STARS!
#cocksistersforlife
Badcock Tour not only had me laughing out loud, but it also had me snorting, crying, relating to most of the shenanigans these girls got themselves into, a reminder why true friendship is important, and how at times you just need to laugh at yourself and not take yourself so serious. Well let me tell you ladies and gents, BT has it all...and then some. If you're looking for a fun, sexomedy summer read. This one is for you!
So, pack your bags, let's hop on a plane, head to Ireland and start living it up! Or, maybe just vicariously through Darcie, Lisa, & Jodi. Hell, I did!
5 DIXON HEAT (say that five times fast) STARS!
#cocksistersforlife
June 22, 2017
I loved this book! Y'all are in for a real treat! 5 Stars to Badcock Tour by Christine Besze.
Badcock Tour is an outrageously funny and steamy book! The author has crossed many boundaries and I was impressed with the outcome of her hard work. There are many holy s**t and Oh-my-God moments throughout this whole book. The truth is I can't remember another book that had me laughing so hard.
So you must be wondering...
Is this book romcom?
Is this book erotica?
Is there suspense?
Yes to all the above!
If you're wondering how there can be comedy AND suspense in the same book......Christine Besze has done exactly that! If you don't read this book, you are missing out on a unique reading experience.
Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi have been best friends since childhood. But they are actually so much more than that. Their love and loyalty to each other is first and foremost, sincere. These ladies will do anything for each other, and have. In this brilliantly written book, you'll experience those loyalties first hand.
After the latest relationship fail, Darcie has had enough. She is angry and more than a little disappointed in herself for not seeing what was right in front of her. Along with Lisa and Jodi, they decide to treat themselves to a vacation of sorts. The Badcock Tour. These girls are going to loose whatever inhibitions they have left. There aren't many, lol. I loved how they were not afraid of anything or anyone. Their journey becomes more that a wild ride. Although all three ladies are primary characters, this is Darcie's story.
While Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi are primarily out for a good time and nothing more, there is some suspense thrown their way with a few twists and turns added as well as a few emotional moments.
I'm so damn happy I got to read this fantastic book! Please take my advice and add this book to your TBRs. Badcock Tour is undeniably outrageous but I know you'll love it. The next book in this series can't come fast enough! I apologize if my review is not detailed or descriptive enough, but I didn't want to spoil one single aspect of this story.
*This is my honest and unbiased review.
Badcock Tour is an outrageously funny and steamy book! The author has crossed many boundaries and I was impressed with the outcome of her hard work. There are many holy s**t and Oh-my-God moments throughout this whole book. The truth is I can't remember another book that had me laughing so hard.
So you must be wondering...
Is this book romcom?
Is this book erotica?
Is there suspense?
Yes to all the above!
If you're wondering how there can be comedy AND suspense in the same book......Christine Besze has done exactly that! If you don't read this book, you are missing out on a unique reading experience.
Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi have been best friends since childhood. But they are actually so much more than that. Their love and loyalty to each other is first and foremost, sincere. These ladies will do anything for each other, and have. In this brilliantly written book, you'll experience those loyalties first hand.
After the latest relationship fail, Darcie has had enough. She is angry and more than a little disappointed in herself for not seeing what was right in front of her. Along with Lisa and Jodi, they decide to treat themselves to a vacation of sorts. The Badcock Tour. These girls are going to loose whatever inhibitions they have left. There aren't many, lol. I loved how they were not afraid of anything or anyone. Their journey becomes more that a wild ride. Although all three ladies are primary characters, this is Darcie's story.
While Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi are primarily out for a good time and nothing more, there is some suspense thrown their way with a few twists and turns added as well as a few emotional moments.
I'm so damn happy I got to read this fantastic book! Please take my advice and add this book to your TBRs. Badcock Tour is undeniably outrageous but I know you'll love it. The next book in this series can't come fast enough! I apologize if my review is not detailed or descriptive enough, but I didn't want to spoil one single aspect of this story.
*This is my honest and unbiased review.
September 12, 2017
OH MY GOD!! I AM SPEECHLESS! full review to cum soon after i have changed my panties!
April 11, 2017
*Review to come closer to release day*
For now I'll simply say, LOL...brace yourselves.
For now I'll simply say, LOL...brace yourselves.
June 23, 2017
You know that feeling you have at the end of a much needed girls-weekend?
~•~ Your abs have been worked over from laughter better than any "magical-results-promising, piece of must-have work out equipment, that comes-with-a-set-of-steak-knives-&-a-swivel-broom-if-you-buy-it-right-now!" could ever have achieved.
~•~ Your face muscles are sore from being perpetually either pulled into a Cheshire grin or wrapped around a cocktail glass.
~•~ You've lost your voice from the amount of yelling, talking & singing of songs lyrics you've belted out from the first moment you arrived up until the last second you leave.
~•~ Your luggage is lighter because most of your panties haven't survived the trip... accidentally peeing while laughing is something you really should see someone about.
~•~ Your liver is begging you to please only drink water & cold-pressed organic vegetable juice for the next month to ensure survival... of you both.
~•~ You're so tired you can barely drag your fatigued limbs back into your house from all the dancing, nonsense and shenanigans you've been up to... well, the ones you can remember at least.
~•~ However, you're still ready to ride your significant other like the jockey of a champion racehorse because all the sex talk has you so amped up your usually easily tamed pussy has turned into a feral cat.
BUT MOSTLY... you've never been happier in your life.
Well... THAT my fellow cocksisters is what reading this epic fucking book is like.
Christine Besze has written the shit outta the sisterhood experience for any gal that has a sense of humour, an open mind & a happy vagina.
It's smart, witty, clever, funny and filled with so many one liners & cocksister-isms that you'll end up highlighting nearly every line in the book.
But that's not all - not by a long shot.
It's intriguing, engaging, suspenseful & will tug on more than a few of your feels. It's hot as fuck, sexy as hell & the men... sweet baby cheeses... the men!
Darcie, Lisa & Jodi are the shit & they will remind you of any, many or every best friend you've ever had. I for one simply can not wait until their next epic adventure!
In the mean time, I'm buying a set of vaginal weights to work on my kegels. I wonder if they'll come with a set of steak knives...
***I was provided an ARC of this book, with no expectation on the part of the author that they would receive a positive review in exchange. My review reflects my genuine opinion of this book.***
~•~ Your abs have been worked over from laughter better than any "magical-results-promising, piece of must-have work out equipment, that comes-with-a-set-of-steak-knives-&-a-swivel-broom-if-you-buy-it-right-now!" could ever have achieved.
~•~ Your face muscles are sore from being perpetually either pulled into a Cheshire grin or wrapped around a cocktail glass.
~•~ You've lost your voice from the amount of yelling, talking & singing of songs lyrics you've belted out from the first moment you arrived up until the last second you leave.
~•~ Your luggage is lighter because most of your panties haven't survived the trip... accidentally peeing while laughing is something you really should see someone about.
~•~ Your liver is begging you to please only drink water & cold-pressed organic vegetable juice for the next month to ensure survival... of you both.
~•~ You're so tired you can barely drag your fatigued limbs back into your house from all the dancing, nonsense and shenanigans you've been up to... well, the ones you can remember at least.
~•~ However, you're still ready to ride your significant other like the jockey of a champion racehorse because all the sex talk has you so amped up your usually easily tamed pussy has turned into a feral cat.
BUT MOSTLY... you've never been happier in your life.
Well... THAT my fellow cocksisters is what reading this epic fucking book is like.
Christine Besze has written the shit outta the sisterhood experience for any gal that has a sense of humour, an open mind & a happy vagina.
It's smart, witty, clever, funny and filled with so many one liners & cocksister-isms that you'll end up highlighting nearly every line in the book.
But that's not all - not by a long shot.
It's intriguing, engaging, suspenseful & will tug on more than a few of your feels. It's hot as fuck, sexy as hell & the men... sweet baby cheeses... the men!
Darcie, Lisa & Jodi are the shit & they will remind you of any, many or every best friend you've ever had. I for one simply can not wait until their next epic adventure!
In the mean time, I'm buying a set of vaginal weights to work on my kegels. I wonder if they'll come with a set of steak knives...
***I was provided an ARC of this book, with no expectation on the part of the author that they would receive a positive review in exchange. My review reflects my genuine opinion of this book.***
June 28, 2017
Arc provided by author for honest review. This book is by far one of the funniest books I have ever read. I've been laughing from beginning to end. And face hurts from laughing so much this book is that funny. I don't want to give to much away. But these ladies together are riot and oh so much trouble.
August 4, 2017
Jodi, Darcie and Lisa were hilarious throughout the story and I will definitely reread it again in the future .... I voluntarily reviewed this ARC in a exchange for my honest review
June 14, 2017
Loved this so much!! I just wanted to pack a bag and tag along for the ride, with these cocksisters on their BadCockTour!!
OMG!! This was so hilarious and funny at time's l had to stop reading because there was so many tears l couldn't see what l was reading!! Darci, Lisa and Jodi these chick's rock!! Can't wait for more Christine Besze!!!
OMG!! This was so hilarious and funny at time's l had to stop reading because there was so many tears l couldn't see what l was reading!! Darci, Lisa and Jodi these chick's rock!! Can't wait for more Christine Besze!!!
June 19, 2017
Cocksisters Before Misters!!!!!
Badcock Tour- Christine Besze (Blogger ARC)
What do you do when you catch your boyfriend cheating with his receptionist like Darcie Badcock did? Go on a Badcock Tour with your two cocksisters, Lisa and Jodi, that’s what you do.
I was looking for a book that would have me laughing off the bat and Badcock Tour did not let me down. I mean how a book with a title like this one can let you down when it comes to the laugh department. Well Badcock Tours does not let you down, this book had me laughing while reading the acknowledgements. Now it is not only going to make you laugh, there are the moments that will have you wondering what could this mean? Or what can happen next to these girls? There wasn’t anything in this book that I can say that I didn’t like, and that can be hard to do. Besze made each of the characters one that played their part in the story perfectly. From the crazy Brit to the men that they meet while on their self-proclaimed cocksister tour. I found myself reading and asking myself what can these girls get themselves into now. And each time there was more and more humor. And then when I was about 50% into the twist that was thrown in was something that added even more trouble for the girls to get themselves into.
The author herself had it right in her acknowledgements when she said, “this book not for those who don’t enjoy laughing, dicks, sex toys, lube, or any other inappropriate over the top humor and shenanigans.”
This book does end with a cliffhanger, but it is one that makes you think oh god now what are these three going to do?
This was my first book from this author, and it will not be my last. In fact this book has been added to my re-read list.
Badcock Tour- Christine Besze (Blogger ARC)
What do you do when you catch your boyfriend cheating with his receptionist like Darcie Badcock did? Go on a Badcock Tour with your two cocksisters, Lisa and Jodi, that’s what you do.
I was looking for a book that would have me laughing off the bat and Badcock Tour did not let me down. I mean how a book with a title like this one can let you down when it comes to the laugh department. Well Badcock Tours does not let you down, this book had me laughing while reading the acknowledgements. Now it is not only going to make you laugh, there are the moments that will have you wondering what could this mean? Or what can happen next to these girls? There wasn’t anything in this book that I can say that I didn’t like, and that can be hard to do. Besze made each of the characters one that played their part in the story perfectly. From the crazy Brit to the men that they meet while on their self-proclaimed cocksister tour. I found myself reading and asking myself what can these girls get themselves into now. And each time there was more and more humor. And then when I was about 50% into the twist that was thrown in was something that added even more trouble for the girls to get themselves into.
The author herself had it right in her acknowledgements when she said, “this book not for those who don’t enjoy laughing, dicks, sex toys, lube, or any other inappropriate over the top humor and shenanigans.”
This book does end with a cliffhanger, but it is one that makes you think oh god now what are these three going to do?
This was my first book from this author, and it will not be my last. In fact this book has been added to my re-read list.
June 23, 2017
This book is hilarious and fun and sexy! A few twists and turns that I was NOT expecting but I laughed so hard. This book is basically my group of girlfriends if we were ever left to our own devices in another country. Highly recommend! Great read!
June 12, 2017
HO-LY SHIT!!!!
I was not sure what to expect but from the little teasers I knew it was going to be great, however, I could not have anticipated how addicted I was going to get. From the first page I was sucked into the drama and anticipation and then the laughter came. Darcie, Lisa and Jodi are absolute #FriendshipGoals and I would love to find three women who would have my back like that. They are absolutely hysterically funny and you could not anticipate what was going to come out of their mouths or what was going to happen next. I spent most of my time laughing out loud and can say that I have learnt some very new and impressive words. There are some sexy times that had me pressing my thighs together and wiping the drool from my face because DAAAAAAMN!!!! As with all great novels, there is a love story involved along the way but it was awesome that this is not what it was all about.
If you are looking for a fantastic laugh and some kickass woman that this is the exact book for you.
Received an ARC in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.
I was not sure what to expect but from the little teasers I knew it was going to be great, however, I could not have anticipated how addicted I was going to get. From the first page I was sucked into the drama and anticipation and then the laughter came. Darcie, Lisa and Jodi are absolute #FriendshipGoals and I would love to find three women who would have my back like that. They are absolutely hysterically funny and you could not anticipate what was going to come out of their mouths or what was going to happen next. I spent most of my time laughing out loud and can say that I have learnt some very new and impressive words. There are some sexy times that had me pressing my thighs together and wiping the drool from my face because DAAAAAAMN!!!! As with all great novels, there is a love story involved along the way but it was awesome that this is not what it was all about.
If you are looking for a fantastic laugh and some kickass woman that this is the exact book for you.
Received an ARC in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.
June 14, 2017
It's almost like Christine was writing about my mid-to-late twenties, minus some of the moments that the cocksisters shared. I felt like I was reminiscing and I loved every moment!
I think this is one of the best books that I've read so far this year. I laughed my butt off and was 100% entertained by the antics of the characters, as well as the drama they ensued. I didn't want to put the book down and hated having to adult rather than read!
I can't wait for the next book in the series....
I think this is one of the best books that I've read so far this year. I laughed my butt off and was 100% entertained by the antics of the characters, as well as the drama they ensued. I didn't want to put the book down and hated having to adult rather than read!
I can't wait for the next book in the series....
June 14, 2017
This book is nothing like anything I have read before. At some points it was genius, truly creative and unique, taking romance/chick lit in an entirely new direction. At a few points, however, I found it downright cringe-worthy. Overall though, I can appreciate it as both entertaining and boundary-pushing, and chalking up any objections I might have to my lack of cocksisters for frame of reference.
If you're looking for expel-wine-through-your-nose humor, plenty of bawdy language, ride-or-die girl friends, and a little adventure, you've found it.
If you're looking for expel-wine-through-your-nose humor, plenty of bawdy language, ride-or-die girl friends, and a little adventure, you've found it.
June 27, 2017
ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review
This book will make you laugh your ass off! So be ready to go in an epic ride of your life!
I swear this book should be a fucking MOVIE!
Throughout the book you'll see me smiling, smirking, and laughing my ass off. Christine Besze you are a bloody brilliant woman! This is my first book by this author and I can honestly tell you I'm a fan of her work and I will continue reading her books. Where have I been? I'm thankful my book buddy Jessica introduced me to these authors work.
The BadCock Tour is not just about cocks! In this book you'll learn the meaning of SISTERHOOD, LOVE and LOYALTY.
Three crazy girls going on vacation what could go wrong right?
Haha what a dumb question we already know the answer to.
Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi three best friends or as they will say cocksisters! They plan a trip to go to Ireland and forget about Adulting, what if's, and fucking cheaters. So what's a better way to let go? Have fun and enjoy as many cocks available enhance the name The BadCock Tour.
What's the meaning of cocksister may you ask? Lisa's meanings are my favorite
“It means sisters who love the cock.” -Lisa
“The sisterhood of cock lovers.” -Lisa
The heroines in this book are now my favorite I love the three of them. Each one has their own beauty and flaws. But the best part about their flaws is that they fucking own them and embrace them!
This book is written in a single POV Darcie's to be precise you'll still get to learn about the three of them throughout the book. You'll also get three chapters from the hero.
I love Darcie because she reminds me of myself. Out of my two best friends I'm the careful one and try my best to be wild and free.
“Please don’t let them say anything to get me killed.” -Darcie
I love Lisa because she has no filter she says what's in her mind no fucks given.
And her family lol they remind me of my family and I hahaha and yes beware of the chancla.
“We like big dicks, and we cannot lie.” -Lisa
I love Jodi because she's a spit fire, her personality amazes me and makes me want to be more adventurer.
“Smack my flaps and call me a margarita! That’s the fucking tits!” -Jodi
So as you see three different girls, three different personalities and I still see myself in the three of them combine together!
Everything was going as planned, they were enjoying them selfs but when Hot brunette with blue eyes “Carter” (double swoons) makes an appearance holy shit balls!! It gets amazeballs.
Carter was a great input in this book he's sweet as a candy but tough as a nail. He's the absolute perfect alpha male with some quirks that will make you swoon no matter what and let's not forget about the other two hotness. Ryder the Blondie and southern gentleman (country boy) with a fucking Cock pet (Woody) yess I know!! Hahaha he is perfect for Jodi though and Logan the brunette who is hot of course and makes Lisa and myself squirm in our seat. The suspense in this book had me on the edge of my seat reading so fast just to know what the effing shit is going to happen to these girls.
“Light blue eyes make contact with mine. They’re so bright they have me melting into my seat. Give me a hot brunette with gorgeous eyes any day.” -Darice
Overall I love the authors writing it had me smiling and laughing like a maniac. The whole story was perfect, well written, great twists and had a great plot. I love that Darcie learned so much about herself and one of those things was that she deserves so much better than that asshole. The ending had me smiling and jumping in my seat because we get to read more of this three crazy girls! I know this book may not be everyone's cup of tea but if you have a good sense of humor, don't get offended easily, and love to learn about the true meaning of SISTERHOOD I recommend you to read this book!!
“When life gives you lemons, you grab that bottle of tequila, do shots, and enjoy the fuck out of it while you can. We’re young, single, and completely fuckable. If assholes like those three who shall not be named can’t see that then we need to focus on the positive.” -Lisa
"Cocksisters before misters"
July 8, 2017
So, of course before I start my review I have to say thank you to Christine Besze. This is my first experience with one of your books, and I can tell you that it will not be my last. I know not everyone gets the chance to receive and ARC and I am excited to have had the opportunity. I hope you enjoy my review, and thanks again love!
Now to the good stuff ....
Badcock Tour was a motherfucking riot!!! I've never laughed so hard at a book in my life. Three friends set off on a summer tour filled with laughs, drinks and a whole bunch of cock, what more can you ask for?
I enjoyed this book so much because of how relatable it is to me and my friends. Granted, we've never gone on a cock tour, but we've definitely enjoyed tons of laughs and boat loads of alcohol.
Lisa and Jodi are the definition of ride or die. You need those friends who will call you on your shit, then turn around and kick someone's ass for you, and these were your girls. My best friends are exactly like this, so I appreciated them that much more.
I would be Darcie in this best friend trio, because she was the most level headed and had the most sense. I mean, except for that back room office .... nevermind. That was hot as fuck though.
This story draws you in with its humor and keeps you hooked with the kink and sexiness. I certainly wasn't expecting the twist in the middle of the story, but it made for an excellent dramatic pause.
Overall, I'd give this book 5 kinky/funny stars. I love what makes me laugh, so I'm definitely in love with this story. The subtlies of this story made me love it as well. Something as simple as a group of funny last names made the scene for me.
I'm always here for an happy ending and I was happy to see Darcie get hers. I can't wait to see what else is in store for this crazy trio. I'm hoping Lisa and Jodi get their own books because I know those will be just as amazing as Darcie's.
Thanks again Christine, I'm recommending Badcock Tour to everyone!!!
Now to the good stuff ....
Badcock Tour was a motherfucking riot!!! I've never laughed so hard at a book in my life. Three friends set off on a summer tour filled with laughs, drinks and a whole bunch of cock, what more can you ask for?
I enjoyed this book so much because of how relatable it is to me and my friends. Granted, we've never gone on a cock tour, but we've definitely enjoyed tons of laughs and boat loads of alcohol.
Lisa and Jodi are the definition of ride or die. You need those friends who will call you on your shit, then turn around and kick someone's ass for you, and these were your girls. My best friends are exactly like this, so I appreciated them that much more.
I would be Darcie in this best friend trio, because she was the most level headed and had the most sense. I mean, except for that back room office .... nevermind. That was hot as fuck though.
This story draws you in with its humor and keeps you hooked with the kink and sexiness. I certainly wasn't expecting the twist in the middle of the story, but it made for an excellent dramatic pause.
Overall, I'd give this book 5 kinky/funny stars. I love what makes me laugh, so I'm definitely in love with this story. The subtlies of this story made me love it as well. Something as simple as a group of funny last names made the scene for me.
I'm always here for an happy ending and I was happy to see Darcie get hers. I can't wait to see what else is in store for this crazy trio. I'm hoping Lisa and Jodi get their own books because I know those will be just as amazing as Darcie's.
Thanks again Christine, I'm recommending Badcock Tour to everyone!!!
September 20, 2017
I received an ARC from this author. This is a standalone. Mostly from a single POV, but has a little bit of another character's POV toward the end.
Ok...OMG!! This book is beyond freaking hilarious!! I have laughed so hard the entire time! Three besties go on a trip to Ireland and the shenanigans that follow are epic! From the first page to the last page, these girls had me rolling! And the author absolutely nailed it with the characters, story line, heat level, and hilarious words and phrases! I didn't want it to end, that's for sure! There was even a twist thrown in that completely caught me off guard; I was not expecting that to happen! Added some good drama to the story! Hoping there will be more of Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi SOON!!! They are the f'in best! If you are like me and you cuss like a sailor, laugh at and join in with girl's dirty talk, and love the over-the-top, mind-in-the-gutter comedy, this book is definitely for you!! I still laugh every time I think about this book because random parts keep popping in my head! This is by far the best comedy romance I've read to date!!
Ok...OMG!! This book is beyond freaking hilarious!! I have laughed so hard the entire time! Three besties go on a trip to Ireland and the shenanigans that follow are epic! From the first page to the last page, these girls had me rolling! And the author absolutely nailed it with the characters, story line, heat level, and hilarious words and phrases! I didn't want it to end, that's for sure! There was even a twist thrown in that completely caught me off guard; I was not expecting that to happen! Added some good drama to the story! Hoping there will be more of Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi SOON!!! They are the f'in best! If you are like me and you cuss like a sailor, laugh at and join in with girl's dirty talk, and love the over-the-top, mind-in-the-gutter comedy, this book is definitely for you!! I still laugh every time I think about this book because random parts keep popping in my head! This is by far the best comedy romance I've read to date!!
June 27, 2017
Three wild cocksisters and a whole lot of crazy fun!!
Badcock Tour was such a heart warming read!! These gals were bubbly and full of laughs. I was weak from how much I laughed. I freaking love this cocksisters.
I could not resist falling in love with them. Who wouldn't love to have a group of friends like Darci, Lisa and, Jodi. Their filthy vocabulary was to die for, so unique and effing hilarious!!
The Badcock Tour starts off when Darci who works as a writer in the porn industry. Walks in her boyfriend/boss office and finds him balls deep in his receptionist. With that horrible image she quickly dumps him and quits. Single and unemployed Darci ends up getting shit faced with her cocksister Lisa. Who gets the the bright idea to travel to London to see their other cocksister Jodi.
The plan was to get together and fly to Ireland and have as many dick adventures as possible.
Finally turn the tables on all "cuntsicles" such as this gals would say. Men are capable of sleeping around and enjoying themselves. Why not them?
All is good until their adventure takes a slight negative turn. They end up getting chased, arrested and kidnapped.
Will the cocksisters be able to get out of this mess? And will they find a permanent cockride? Read to find out you won't be disappointed.
If you enjoy a good sense of humor with crazy escapades. Filthy sex conversations, and plenty of hot men. I highly recommend reading Badcock Tour.
Badcock Tour was such a heart warming read!! These gals were bubbly and full of laughs. I was weak from how much I laughed. I freaking love this cocksisters.
I could not resist falling in love with them. Who wouldn't love to have a group of friends like Darci, Lisa and, Jodi. Their filthy vocabulary was to die for, so unique and effing hilarious!!
The Badcock Tour starts off when Darci who works as a writer in the porn industry. Walks in her boyfriend/boss office and finds him balls deep in his receptionist. With that horrible image she quickly dumps him and quits. Single and unemployed Darci ends up getting shit faced with her cocksister Lisa. Who gets the the bright idea to travel to London to see their other cocksister Jodi.
The plan was to get together and fly to Ireland and have as many dick adventures as possible.
Finally turn the tables on all "cuntsicles" such as this gals would say. Men are capable of sleeping around and enjoying themselves. Why not them?
All is good until their adventure takes a slight negative turn. They end up getting chased, arrested and kidnapped.
Will the cocksisters be able to get out of this mess? And will they find a permanent cockride? Read to find out you won't be disappointed.
If you enjoy a good sense of humor with crazy escapades. Filthy sex conversations, and plenty of hot men. I highly recommend reading Badcock Tour.
July 29, 2017
Christine messaged me on my birthday and said she would like to gift me the book and I can’t thank her enough. Talk about a fun book!! Badcock Tour is so fun and funny!! If you want a book that will have you hysterically laughing, this is for you. It’s witty and I loved how happy it made me.
The girl characters are fantastic and I loved their friendships and all their adventures. And Carter is hot, sexy, and the perfect book boyfriend.
It’s fast paced and pulled me in and I loved every minute of it.
One click and get ready to laugh your ass off.
An arc was provided for an honest review.
The girl characters are fantastic and I loved their friendships and all their adventures. And Carter is hot, sexy, and the perfect book boyfriend.
It’s fast paced and pulled me in and I loved every minute of it.
One click and get ready to laugh your ass off.
An arc was provided for an honest review.
June 17, 2017
This book was abso-fucking-lutely hilarious!!!! OMG the shenanigans these three Cocksisters get up to is out of this world, laugh your ass off, hilarious!!!
Darcie, Lisa & Jodi have been BFF's since the 6th grade. After Darcie quits her job, the 3 decide to embark on a Badcock Tour. They plan to hit up the Emerald Isle to get their cock on. Oh boy does this one ever deliver on the fun & smut factor. Believe me when I say you'll be shocked & stunned but oh so happy to read BT.
It was very funny for me reading the bit about the Blarney Stone. There's a convo with the friends about it & the thing is I had a very similar one with some of my coworkers before I went there & I agree with what they say about it!!! YUCK!!!
This was such a sassy, fun read with some very serious twists. If you're not a prude or easily offended then one-click this one on release day!!!
**ARC provided by author in exchange for honest review. This review is all mine and influenced by nothing**
Darcie, Lisa & Jodi have been BFF's since the 6th grade. After Darcie quits her job, the 3 decide to embark on a Badcock Tour. They plan to hit up the Emerald Isle to get their cock on. Oh boy does this one ever deliver on the fun & smut factor. Believe me when I say you'll be shocked & stunned but oh so happy to read BT.
It was very funny for me reading the bit about the Blarney Stone. There's a convo with the friends about it & the thing is I had a very similar one with some of my coworkers before I went there & I agree with what they say about it!!! YUCK!!!
This was such a sassy, fun read with some very serious twists. If you're not a prude or easily offended then one-click this one on release day!!!
**ARC provided by author in exchange for honest review. This review is all mine and influenced by nothing**
June 16, 2017
Badcock Tour is the perfect summer read! It's lighthearted, fresh, and fun! There's that little bit of smut, but a lot of jokes and laughter. The characters are relatable and the men are swoon worthy. And I mean ALL the men. The story is set in Ireland for goodness sake and who doesn't love an Irishman? Those accents? Yes, please. Badcock Tour is definitely a book I would recommend!
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June 12, 2017
* Received ARC for honest review *
When Christine emailed me and asked if I would like to review this book. I saw the title and I didnt think twice about saying HELL YES!!!
First off let me just say... Thank you Christine for asking me to review this book. It was bloody awesome!!!!
I swear the words Twat, Cock, Dick and so many other words are constantly said in this book and I bloody loved it hahaha
Those CockSisters Darcie, Lisa & Jodi are so friggin hilarious I want to be friends with them so bad. They made me laugh and snort so bloody much!!!!
Carter ♡♡ HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! I want him so much with cocks ontop!!! He's so bloody hot and I want to meet someone like him sooooo bad.
I laughed till I was nearly peeing and swooned till I thought I would need to fan my muff because it was so fucking hot!!!
I now really want to go to Dublin now and do everything the CockSisters did!!! Xx
When Christine emailed me and asked if I would like to review this book. I saw the title and I didnt think twice about saying HELL YES!!!
First off let me just say... Thank you Christine for asking me to review this book. It was bloody awesome!!!!
I swear the words Twat, Cock, Dick and so many other words are constantly said in this book and I bloody loved it hahaha
Those CockSisters Darcie, Lisa & Jodi are so friggin hilarious I want to be friends with them so bad. They made me laugh and snort so bloody much!!!!
Carter ♡♡ HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! I want him so much with cocks ontop!!! He's so bloody hot and I want to meet someone like him sooooo bad.
I laughed till I was nearly peeing and swooned till I thought I would need to fan my muff because it was so fucking hot!!!
I now really want to go to Dublin now and do everything the CockSisters did!!! Xx
June 10, 2017
This book makes you want to call up your girlfriends and plan a getaway and have a badcock tour of your own. Darcie, Lisa and Jodi are the women you want in your friends circle they are the best of friends and love to get their freak on. Badcock tour is a wild adventure from page one and doesn't stop til the end. I can not wait for more from this author.
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