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Grumpy Guide to Life: Grumpy Cats furchtbarste Ratschläge fürs Leben
Entdecke dein inneres Grummelmonster, stehe dazu und lebe es aus!
Grumpy Cat hilft dir in diesem Buch dabei, dein wertvolles Grummelpotential in den wichtigsten Lebenssituationen anzuwenden und zu kultivieren, an deiner Familie, deinen Freunden und sowieso immer und überall. Gemäß dem Motto „Ein Tag ohne miese Laune, ist ein verlorener Tag“ wird gegrummelt was das Zeug hält! Mit Grumpy Cats Hilfe kannst du motzen, nörgeln und quengeln – so lange bis du endlich alle vergrault hast.
DONT’T BE GOOD – BE GRUMPY!
112 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 5, 2014
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831 people want to read
About the author
Grumpy Cat
19 books107 followersGrumpy Cat (born April 4, 2012), real name Tardar Sauce, is a female cat and Internet celebrity known for her grumpy facial expression.
Her owner Tabatha Bundesen says that her permanently grumpy-looking face is due to feline dwarfism.
Her owner Tabatha Bundesen says that her permanently grumpy-looking face is due to feline dwarfism.
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August 4, 2016
This was absolutely hilarious! He's definitely my new role model who specialises in proper demotivation :D
So cute! So sassy! :D
So cute! So sassy! :D
August 28, 2014
The reason bookstores exist is so you can look through this book and not buy it. Damn you, online shopping!
August 17, 2024
IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE A PARTNER IN CRIME.
You need someone to blame when people start asking questions.
August 24, 2014
Pictures and quick one liners guide us through Grumpy Cat's advice guide.
While not as funny as the first book, some observations may be considered overdone or even a tad depressing, the book continues the spirit of grumpiness.
Overall, a cute read.
While not as funny as the first book, some observations may be considered overdone or even a tad depressing, the book continues the spirit of grumpiness.
Overall, a cute read.
December 26, 2014
Another book I gave to my sister and loved.
March 12, 2020
Another great installment in her quest to make the world a grumpier place.
August 16, 2014
This book is hysterical. I must have looked like a lunatic laughing so hard while reading it in Barnes & Noble. I liked it so much I bought a copy for a friend's birthday. If she doesn't find it as funny as I did I'll take it back to read if ever in a down mood & get her a different book. It is everything parents & teachers taught you not to do as far as socialization. I highly recommend it for anyone that loves cats & loves a good belly laugh.
April 23, 2019
This book is so cute--especially if you're an extrovert trying to commune with your inner grump.
The book is full of grumpy aphorisms for a life of grumpy failure. My favorite among these was "reading is just like watching t.v. except excruciatingly slow and mind-numbingly boring" (LOL!)
Close runners up include: You can never go home again--because I changed the locks! and Memories warm the heart--especially when they're used as kindling.
The book is also brimming with pictures of Grumpy Cat--and as a cat person, what's not to love?
This book would make an excellent gag gift for any crazy cat person! :)
The book is full of grumpy aphorisms for a life of grumpy failure. My favorite among these was "reading is just like watching t.v. except excruciatingly slow and mind-numbingly boring" (LOL!)
Close runners up include: You can never go home again--because I changed the locks! and Memories warm the heart--especially when they're used as kindling.
The book is also brimming with pictures of Grumpy Cat--and as a cat person, what's not to love?
This book would make an excellent gag gift for any crazy cat person! :)
December 28, 2014
Cute, witty, and quirky!
December 29, 2020
I love this book and give it 5 stars out of 5 stars. It has a short length, but that does not detract from the type of book it is meant to be. Grumpy Cat is the patron saint and spirit animal of anyone posting a cute photo of their pet to the Internet hoping everyone on the Internet will look at it. More book reviews at http://www.FH7publishing.com
September 21, 2021
Ok I loved Grumpy Cat while she was around and I still love her alot even though she is gone over the Rainbow Bridge..so this is just a cute and funny little fast reading book if u love cats or even was a fan of Tarder Sauce aka Grumpy Cat..I enjoyed the funny musings and loved all the cool pictures of her and some of her brother Pokey and her dog siblings..she is missed but not forgotten..enjoy
December 8, 2014
Traditional advice with a Grumpy Cat spin that will put a smile on your face - even if you don't ultimately heed this grouch's words of wisdom.
February 3, 2015
Loved this book. Just what I needed for a great read.
February 22, 2015
"It's not whether you win or lose it's how you refuse to participate". I love this cat!
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May 5, 2015My favorite guideline:
Make other people's business your business.
How else will they know that you're right and they're wrong?
Make other people's business your business.
How else will they know that you're right and they're wrong?
November 1, 2016
It was really funny, and made me look at negativity a kind of funny way. ( not that it is a good thing to be negative )
August 22, 2017
5 stars
This book was very funny. Don't think you should listen to Grumpy Cat though. Unless you are a grump.
This book was very funny. Don't think you should listen to Grumpy Cat though. Unless you are a grump.
December 21, 2017
this book is everything you need - i love it so much!!!
December 19, 2018
“When writing you own life story, be the villain.”
Noteikti esmu lasījusi sliktākas grāmatas.
“Strangers are just enemies you haven't met yet.”
Noteikti esmu lasījusi sliktākas grāmatas.
“Strangers are just enemies you haven't met yet.”
February 2, 2019
Delightfully grumpy! Don't believe me? Fine. I don't care. Go away!
January 27, 2020
HILARIOUS
Grumpy Cat is, truly, grumpier than anybody I know and this little book of Grumpy Cat's observations is truly inspired. And hilarious. And some of it is definitely terribly truthful.
Grumpy Cat is, truly, grumpier than anybody I know and this little book of Grumpy Cat's observations is truly inspired. And hilarious. And some of it is definitely terribly truthful.
March 27, 2020
Good advice for social distancing.
April 13, 2020
I don't know if I have ever said it in this blog, but I have gone on record as to have said 'I miss Grumpy Cat.' I also miss L'il Bub. Last year, both beloved feline icons died. And it seems like the world has just gone to heck without them.
That's why I am so glad that I found this cute little book devoted to the wit, wisdom and irritation of Grumpy Cat (AKA Tartar Sauce.)
Having crippling social anxiety and Reynaud's Syndrome, I can relate to Grumpy in terms of not desiring to being around people. With the anxiety, I'm just a ticking time bomb of fear. With Reynaud's, my skin hurts all the time and I do not want to be touched. I am just miserable.
So, reading a couple hundred pages of someone else who doesn't like to be bothered really sticks with me.
I also am a cat person. I get along with dogs. But cats are my jam! They can be so chill and relaxing. And as someone who loves books, cats just really seem a better fit when you want to sit and devour a good book.
This book is also filled with dozens of funny and adorable pictures of Grumpy. There's a couple of pics of Grumpy with her sibling Pokey!
If you are looking for a laugh, especially in this time of social distancing, then you must read the writings of the master of wanting to be alone!
That's why I am so glad that I found this cute little book devoted to the wit, wisdom and irritation of Grumpy Cat (AKA Tartar Sauce.)
Having crippling social anxiety and Reynaud's Syndrome, I can relate to Grumpy in terms of not desiring to being around people. With the anxiety, I'm just a ticking time bomb of fear. With Reynaud's, my skin hurts all the time and I do not want to be touched. I am just miserable.
So, reading a couple hundred pages of someone else who doesn't like to be bothered really sticks with me.
I also am a cat person. I get along with dogs. But cats are my jam! They can be so chill and relaxing. And as someone who loves books, cats just really seem a better fit when you want to sit and devour a good book.
This book is also filled with dozens of funny and adorable pictures of Grumpy. There's a couple of pics of Grumpy with her sibling Pokey!
If you are looking for a laugh, especially in this time of social distancing, then you must read the writings of the master of wanting to be alone!
August 31, 2014
Grumpy Cat is adorable! Just don't tell him that!
The Grumpy Cat guide to life brings us more pessimistic observations from the cutest frown we ever saw. He offers advice on everything from friendship, family, nature, and oddly enough, happiness.
Here are a few samples:
If life deals you lemons, throw them at someone.
Set the bar low. Then sit back and watch people trip over it.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Of your absence.
Next time you think you've hit rock bottom, give me a call. I'll bring you a shovel so you can keep going.
If a tree falls in the woods, would that still annoy me? and can I convince someone to stand near it before it happens?
Next time your feeling good about how things are going in your life, remember that the dinosaurs were probably feeling that way too, before that meteor fell.
and finally, It's true what they say, you can never go home again. Because I changed the locks!
This book is a quick light hearted read that will bring a smile... er...frown to your face. The reader would like to thank Goodreads first reads give away for the opportunity to read and review this book.
The Grumpy Cat guide to life brings us more pessimistic observations from the cutest frown we ever saw. He offers advice on everything from friendship, family, nature, and oddly enough, happiness.
Here are a few samples:
If life deals you lemons, throw them at someone.
Set the bar low. Then sit back and watch people trip over it.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Of your absence.
Next time you think you've hit rock bottom, give me a call. I'll bring you a shovel so you can keep going.
If a tree falls in the woods, would that still annoy me? and can I convince someone to stand near it before it happens?
Next time your feeling good about how things are going in your life, remember that the dinosaurs were probably feeling that way too, before that meteor fell.
and finally, It's true what they say, you can never go home again. Because I changed the locks!
This book is a quick light hearted read that will bring a smile... er...frown to your face. The reader would like to thank Goodreads first reads give away for the opportunity to read and review this book.
October 25, 2014
Grumpy Cat is actually a female adorable cat named Tardar Sauce who was born with a perpetual frown.
My favorite Grumpy Wisdoms from this book include:
My favorite Grumpy Wisdoms from this book include:
August 9, 2014
Meh. Not nearly as funny as some of the memes I've seen making the rounds on the internets.
Favorite Quote
If at first you don't succeed, good.
Favorite Quote
If at first you don't succeed, good.
September 12, 2014
Definitely not as funny as the memes I have seen on Pinterest. Recommend just flipping through it quickly when you are at a bookstore and not purchasing it.
December 9, 2014
As much as I love Grumpy Cat, I think they've finally run out of funny ideas.
April 22, 2019
How refreshing to find someone who is not afraid to say what he feels, even though it is all negative. Cute.
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