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Authors Beard and Kenny carry irreverence cheerfully beyond the borders of good taste. For some, it's a hilarious antidote to uncritical worship of Tolkien. For others, it's outright blasphemy. You choose...
Here's the formula. Take the rough plot of The Lord of the Rings. Give everyone daft names: Bilbo Baggins becomes Dildo Bugger, Sauron is Sorhed, and the hobbits Merry, Pippin and Sam are now the boggies Moxie, Pepsi and Spam. Make them all cowardly, dumb, self-serving and/or insane. Cram Middle Earth with droll American brand names, some now rather dated...
Bored of the Rings lurches drunkenly through Tolkien's narrative, scrawling graffiti on noble citadels and firing off gags with such machine-gun speed that something hits the funny bone on almost every page. A warning: "The halberd has fallen! The fewmets have hit the windmill!" A doom-laden prophecy: "Five-eleven's your height, one-ninety your weight, you cash in your chips around page eighty-eight."
Some pokes at the original are quite shrewd. The tiresomely lyrical Tom Bombadil mutates with hideous plausibility into dope freak Tim Benzedrine: "Toke-a-lid! Smoke-a-lid! Pop the mescalino!" Tortuous arguments about the disposal of the Ring are neatly condensed to: "'Alas,' explained Goodgulf." (Guess who?)
Cheap laughs abound despite occasional misfires. Even the map is chuckleworthy. But as the US paperback jacket warned, those who revere Tolkien "will not touch this gobbler with a ten-foot battle-lance". --David Langford
160 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published January 1, 1969
"...little, furry "hero" named Frito..."

(1) I really liked the trilogy. I fact, I found it amazing. I will not repeat the reasons here as I will be like a broken record already. Suffice it to say that any parody or copy-cat works will seem like a blasphemy or second-tier work for me. That’s how much I loved Tolkien and LOTR.If you don’t love The Lord of the Rings because it is too serious for you, try this one. Guaranteed to make you laugh if you are not squeamish about green (sex) jokes. Who knows, this may even perk up your interest to try Tolkien.
(2) The are many words or events in this parody that are not familiar to me. For example, Goodgulf (Gandalf) is said to be a brand name used by Gulf Oil and I did not know that it is a premium grade of gasoline. I also found some green jokes too much. However, I loved the equivalent of Gondor, Twodor and for Mordor Fordor because these Gondor and Mordor were confusing for me while reading Tolkien. Here it is easier to remember! I also loved Minas Troney that sounded like my favorite soup. This is Harvard Lampoon’s equivalent to Minas Tirith.
"Lastly, we hope that those of you who have read Prof Tolkien's remarkable trilogy already will not be offended by our little spoof of it. All fooling aside, we consider ourselves honored to be able to make fun of such an impressive, truly masterful work of genius and imagination. After all, that is the most important service a book can render, the rendering of enjoyment, in this case, enjoyment through laughter. And don't trouble yourself too much if you don't laugh at what you are about to read, for it you perk up your pink little ears, you may hear the silvery thinkling of merriment in the air, far, far away...Such an endearing forewarning, isn't it? So I proceeded and read the book. As I said, I laughed a little there and a little hear but not enough for me to like this book. I liked Tolkien so much I do not want to make fun of him.
