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بخاطر چی با من ازدواج کردی؟
کتاب «بخاطر چی با من ازدواج کردی» از سری کتابهای جیبی دهه شصت به شمار میآید و حاوی داستانهای کوتاه (طنز اجتماعی) به نویسندگی عزیز نسین است.
فهرست داستانها:
بخاطر چی با من ازدواج کردی / روی بمب نمیشه رفت / چطور شما اوبراین را نمیشناسید / صدهزار مرتبه شکر که زندهایم / حضرت آقا ساعت چنده / چطور کشوری پیش میره / یکروز هم نوبت ما میشه / خانه بدوش / حق با شماست آقا / وقتی مردم حق دارند تماشا کنند / نامه به آخرین میهمانم / مگس دیوانه / خاصیت گریه کردن / آقا توفیق سیبیلو / بخاطر حفظ آبرو / سیم تار / زرنگی زیادی / پیادهها و سوارهها / دزد باید تنبیه بشه
فهرست داستانها:
بخاطر چی با من ازدواج کردی / روی بمب نمیشه رفت / چطور شما اوبراین را نمیشناسید / صدهزار مرتبه شکر که زندهایم / حضرت آقا ساعت چنده / چطور کشوری پیش میره / یکروز هم نوبت ما میشه / خانه بدوش / حق با شماست آقا / وقتی مردم حق دارند تماشا کنند / نامه به آخرین میهمانم / مگس دیوانه / خاصیت گریه کردن / آقا توفیق سیبیلو / بخاطر حفظ آبرو / سیم تار / زرنگی زیادی / پیادهها و سوارهها / دزد باید تنبیه بشه
203 pages, Paperback
Published January 1, 1989
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Aziz Nesin
387 books1,003 followersAziz Nesin was a Turkish humorist and author of more than 100 books.
Nesin was born in 1915 on Heybeliada, one of the Princes' Islands of Istanbul, in the days of the Ottoman Empire. After serving as a career officer for several years, he became the editor of a series of satirical periodicals with a socialist slant. He was jailed several times and placed under surveillance by the National Security Service (MAH in Turkish) for his political views. Among the incriminating pieces of evidence they found against him during his military service was his theft and sale for 35 Lira of two goats intended for his company—a violation of clause 131/2 of the Military Penal Code. One 98-year-old former MAH officer named Neşet Güriş alleged that Nesin was in fact a MAH member, but this has been disputed
Nesin provided a strong indictment of the oppression and brutalization of the common man. He satirized bureaucracy and exposed economic inequities in stories that effectively combine local color and universal truths. Aziz Nesin has been presented with numerous awards in Turkey, Italy, Bulgaria and the former Soviet Union. His works have been translated into over thirty languages. During latter parts of his life he was said to be the only Turkish author who made a living only out of his earnings from his books.
On 6 June 1956, he married a coworker from the Akbaba magazine, Meral Çelen.
In 1972, he founded the Nesin Foundation. The purpose of the Nesin Foundation is to take, each year, four poor and destitute children into the Foundation's home and provide every necessity - shelter, education and training, starting from elementary school - until they complete high school, a trade school, or until they acquire a vocation. Aziz Nesin has donated, gratis, to the Nesin Foundation his copyrights in their entirety for all his works in Turkey or other countries, including all of his published books, all plays to be staged, all copyrights for films, and all his works performed or used in radio or television.
Aziz Nesin was a political activist. After the 1980 military coup led by Kenan Evren, the intelligentsia was oppressed. Aziz Nesin led a number of intellectuals to take a stand against the military government, by issuing the Petition of Intellectuals (Turkish: Aydınlar Dilekçesi).
He championed free speech, especially the right to criticize Islam without compromise. In early 1990s he started a translation of Salman Rushdie's controversial novel, The Satanic Verses. This made him a target for radical Islamist organizations, who were gaining popularity throughout Turkey. On July 2, 1993 while attending a mostly Alevi cultural festival in the central Anatolian city of Sivas a mob organized by radical Islamists gathered around the Madimak Hotel, where the festival attendants were accommodated, calling for Sharia and death to infidels. After hours of siege, the mob set the hotel on fire. After flames engulfed several lower floors of the hotel, firetrucks managed to get close, and Aziz Nesin and many guests of the hotel escaped. However, 37 people were killed. This event, also known as the Sivas massacre, was seen as a major assault on free speech and human rights in Turkey, and it deepened the rift between religious- and secular-minded people.
He devoted his last years to fighting ignorance and religious fundamentalism.
Aziz Nesin died on July 6 1995 due to a heart attack, after a book signing event in Çeşme, İzmir. After his death, his body was buried in an unknown location in the land of Nesin Foundation without any ceremony, as suggested by his will.
Nesin was born in 1915 on Heybeliada, one of the Princes' Islands of Istanbul, in the days of the Ottoman Empire. After serving as a career officer for several years, he became the editor of a series of satirical periodicals with a socialist slant. He was jailed several times and placed under surveillance by the National Security Service (MAH in Turkish) for his political views. Among the incriminating pieces of evidence they found against him during his military service was his theft and sale for 35 Lira of two goats intended for his company—a violation of clause 131/2 of the Military Penal Code. One 98-year-old former MAH officer named Neşet Güriş alleged that Nesin was in fact a MAH member, but this has been disputed
Nesin provided a strong indictment of the oppression and brutalization of the common man. He satirized bureaucracy and exposed economic inequities in stories that effectively combine local color and universal truths. Aziz Nesin has been presented with numerous awards in Turkey, Italy, Bulgaria and the former Soviet Union. His works have been translated into over thirty languages. During latter parts of his life he was said to be the only Turkish author who made a living only out of his earnings from his books.
On 6 June 1956, he married a coworker from the Akbaba magazine, Meral Çelen.
In 1972, he founded the Nesin Foundation. The purpose of the Nesin Foundation is to take, each year, four poor and destitute children into the Foundation's home and provide every necessity - shelter, education and training, starting from elementary school - until they complete high school, a trade school, or until they acquire a vocation. Aziz Nesin has donated, gratis, to the Nesin Foundation his copyrights in their entirety for all his works in Turkey or other countries, including all of his published books, all plays to be staged, all copyrights for films, and all his works performed or used in radio or television.
Aziz Nesin was a political activist. After the 1980 military coup led by Kenan Evren, the intelligentsia was oppressed. Aziz Nesin led a number of intellectuals to take a stand against the military government, by issuing the Petition of Intellectuals (Turkish: Aydınlar Dilekçesi).
He championed free speech, especially the right to criticize Islam without compromise. In early 1990s he started a translation of Salman Rushdie's controversial novel, The Satanic Verses. This made him a target for radical Islamist organizations, who were gaining popularity throughout Turkey. On July 2, 1993 while attending a mostly Alevi cultural festival in the central Anatolian city of Sivas a mob organized by radical Islamists gathered around the Madimak Hotel, where the festival attendants were accommodated, calling for Sharia and death to infidels. After hours of siege, the mob set the hotel on fire. After flames engulfed several lower floors of the hotel, firetrucks managed to get close, and Aziz Nesin and many guests of the hotel escaped. However, 37 people were killed. This event, also known as the Sivas massacre, was seen as a major assault on free speech and human rights in Turkey, and it deepened the rift between religious- and secular-minded people.
He devoted his last years to fighting ignorance and religious fundamentalism.
Aziz Nesin died on July 6 1995 due to a heart attack, after a book signing event in Çeşme, İzmir. After his death, his body was buried in an unknown location in the land of Nesin Foundation without any ceremony, as suggested by his will.
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December 23, 2018
دوستانِ گرانقدر، این کتاب از 203 صفحه و 19 داستانِ جالب و طنزگونه تشکیل شده است که این داستنها را <عزیز نسین> از زبانِ خویش و برخی از آنها را به صورتِ خاطره هایی بامزه و خواندنی، نوشته است ...نویسنده به نوعی اعتراضِ خویش را نسبت به مشکلاتِ اجتماعی و برخی اشخاصِ مدِ نظرش، به صورتِ طنز و کنایه و زبانِ نیش دار، بیان نموده است و حتی در یکی از داستانها، به صورتِ بسیار جالب و خواندنی، برای "مرگ" نامه مینویسد و قبل از دعوت کردنِ او، برایش شرط و شروط تعیین میکند .... و یا در داستانِ دیگر با مگسی به قول خودش دیوانه سر و کله میزند و در آخر مسئولی که اجازهٔ چاپ کتابش را نداده است را به همان مگسِ مزاحم تشبیه میکند
خلاصه عزیزانم، داستانها برایِ یکبار خواندن و خوش بودن، میتواند خوب باشد
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خلاصه عزیزانم، داستانها برایِ یکبار خواندن و خوش بودن، میتواند خوب باشد
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January 28, 2020
نام داستان کوتاه : چطور شما اوبراین را نمیشناسید
همانجا قلم به دستم گرفتم و شروع به نوشتن شرح حال "مارک اوبراین" نویسندهی معروف آمریکایی کردم!
"آخرین شاهکار مارک اوبراین بنام مبارزهی زندگی آمریکا را تکان داده است! در مدت یک ماه چهار میلیون نسخه از این کتاب به فروش رفته است . . . بعد دربارهی او شروع کردم به چاخان بازی: وی کوچکترین فرد یک خانوادهی هچده نفری بود . . .
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دقیقا کاری که ایرانیا میکنن!
همانجا قلم به دستم گرفتم و شروع به نوشتن شرح حال "مارک اوبراین" نویسندهی معروف آمریکایی کردم!
"آخرین شاهکار مارک اوبراین بنام مبارزهی زندگی آمریکا را تکان داده است! در مدت یک ماه چهار میلیون نسخه از این کتاب به فروش رفته است . . . بعد دربارهی او شروع کردم به چاخان بازی: وی کوچکترین فرد یک خانوادهی هچده نفری بود . . .
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دقیقا کاری که ایرانیا میکنن!
May 5, 2022
توی این دنیای وانفسا بهرکس برخورید می بینید دنبال فرصت می گرده تا دق دلی شو خالی بکنه. اگر خوب گوش بدهید، خیلی از صداهای مخفی را میتونید بشنوید.
بزرگ و کوچک ... زن و مرد ... با سواد و بیسواد خلاصه همه مردم ... تاجر، رفتگر ... بلیط فروش ... همه در کمین هستند تا موقعیت بدستشان بیفتد و نوبتشان برسه تا دلشان را خنک کنند ...
همه برای هم دندان تیز کرده اند ... همه منتظر آن روز هستند که بتوانند عقده ها و تحقیرهائی را که یکعمر از دیگران دیده و تحمل کرده اند سر دیگران خالی کنند، اگر غیر از این بود، رفتار ما با یکدیگر اینقدر خصمانه نبود.
نامه به آخرین میهمانم!
به خاطر حفظ آبرو!
بزرگ و کوچک ... زن و مرد ... با سواد و بیسواد خلاصه همه مردم ... تاجر، رفتگر ... بلیط فروش ... همه در کمین هستند تا موقعیت بدستشان بیفتد و نوبتشان برسه تا دلشان را خنک کنند ...
همه برای هم دندان تیز کرده اند ... همه منتظر آن روز هستند که بتوانند عقده ها و تحقیرهائی را که یکعمر از دیگران دیده و تحمل کرده اند سر دیگران خالی کنند، اگر غیر از این بود، رفتار ما با یکدیگر اینقدر خصمانه نبود.
نامه به آخرین میهمانم!
به خاطر حفظ آبرو!
April 30, 2023
فهرست داستانهای کتاب: بخاطر چی با من ازدواج کردی / روی بمب نمیشه رفت / چطور شما اوبراین را نمی شناسید / صدهزار مرتبه شکر که زنده ایم / حضرت آقا ساعت چنده / چطور کشوری پیش میره / یکروز هم نوبت ما میشه / خانه بدوش / حق با شماست آقا / وقتی مردم حق دارند تماشا کنند / نامه به آخرین میهمانم / مگس دیوانه / خاصیت گریه کردن / آقا توفیق سیبیلو / بخاطر حفظ آبرو / سیم تار / زرنگی زیادی / پیاده ها و سواره ها / دزد باید تنبیه بشه
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