***Spoilers included***
“It’s a problem all over the country now [. . .] Young girls being exploited through computers” (8). Oh no! Not computers!
If Mirror Sisters is like going to a chain restaurant, thinking it will be dependable and adequate, only to have your order messed up, Broken Glass is as if you sent the food back, it came out wrong again, but you just decide to deal with it. Yes, I knew that it probably wouldn’t be what I wanted, but these books can be read in basically a day, and I had to know what happened to Kaylee after she was abducted!
If you liked the first book, I worry for your sanity, but I am also pleased to inform you that all of the embarrassingly low-quality writing style transitions to the second book! Whatever elderly writer with no clue what a teenager in the 21st century is like was hired for the first obviously was contracted for the sequel as well. The diction is incredibly hilarious, but not ironic at all! Haylee is excited to hang posters of “rock singers” (27) and Kaylee recalls that Haylee “was capable of saying some very sexy things” (66). The family apparently still has a home phone with caller ID (152), and Kaylee asks Anthony, “Do you advertise in newspapers, on the radio?” without even considering that the internet, the way Haylee and he met, exists (189). The phrase “willy-nilly” is actually used without any irony (213) and Haylee calls sex (or, to put it bluntly for what she’s seeking, fucking) “make love” regardless of the circumstances (258). Kaylee states that she looks like a “hag” in “plague-ridden London” (268) and Haylee makes a reference to the show Big Brother as if anyone under 40 knows that show still exists (although the “Big Mother” phrase was kind of humorous) (320). One of my favorite embarrassingly poorly-written lines was Ryan exclaiming, “Everyone knows they run the drug store at our school” (399). Really, none of it is worth reading since I just gave you the laughable parts.
This book at least included the decent character of Anthony, who nobly rescues Kaylee from her life of privileged captivity by knocking her unconscious and locking her in the basement. He terribly gives her freshly-squeezed orange juice, new clothes, honors Haylee’s wishes of locking her away from her family, and is a tradesman, offering to fix up any area of the basement she desires! Kaylee has never had it so good! He also pays close attention to “her” preferences in clothes, music, and food, and has a solid morality to raise a family with: “That’s what a woman who marries a man she don’t love is, a legalized whore” (103). While many men simply go silent when they are angry, Anthony attempts to communicate with his immature child wife: “My patience is on empty. And I’m not putting on any of the music you like. This ain’t a romantic dinner now. It’s just a dinner now, tossing food at you like feeding hogs” (310). He also knows what a woman is worth in this world: “I don’t mind confessing that I was with some who could have used a bag over their heads” (351). Plus, he cares for his future spawn! Even Kaylee (in all seriousness), considers that his behavior could be that of a decent husband (So what if it was delusions induced from him starving her?). My issues with Anthony’s character was not that it was too much lunacy, but that it was not enough! Who was in the coffin on the bed?! Why did he say his mother was dead when she was in the wheelchair all along? What does he mean by “other girlfriends”? I’d rather read a book about him, and the cat he adores, Mr. Moccasin (and how did he land on that precious name?)
As with the rest of the book, I wanted more there too. We learn that Haylee didn’t find Anthony to abduct Kaylee originally, but no emotions on how she felt when Kaylee threatened to expose her? Did she like him? Did she know he was old? (289).
There was a teenager named Sanford Sanders mentioned. Who thought that was a good idea?! (396).
In the end, Kaylee feels sorry for Haylee and blames it on the twin connection, but since emotional depth is never described, I don’t buy it. Plus, it’s clear that Haylee didn't feel the same way.
Haylee really disappointed me. I thought she’d pretend to be her sister and fool everyone, go find Matt and marry him, or at least go save her sister to be perceived as a hero. Nope. She goes to one wild party and her father who “sells software” hacks her computer “to find out where she is” and finds out everything. Doesn’t anyone actually have a sinister bone in his/her body? Look at all the eyeliner they both wear on the cover (and why do they look slightly Asian on the sequel cover?).
Of course, I’ll be reading the third book just in case Anthony explains his mother situation of Kaylee goes on a killing spree! After all, I’m a fan of chain restaurants even when they fuck up sometimes.