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213 pages, ebook
First published May 15, 2016

“There’s something about Julia that gets me horny and makes me relax all at once.
I think this is what bliss feels like.”
“If Mr. Darcy was a modern man with a rolling suitcase, a stick shoved way up his ass, and no actual redeemable qualities, he might be this guy.”
“Don’t let your dick lead you around, Wexler. So far this girl hasn’t brought you anything but migraines and a possible criminal record.”
“Everyone goes to Vegas hoping they’ll get lucky. More often than not, they go home disappointed. Sometimes, though, just sometimes, you get lucky beyond your wildest dreams.
What happens then? You go all in.”




But I’m a hobbit. We believe in second luncheon. Where should I meet you guys?
If I were writing this in a book, I would’ve had the happy ending nailed down tight on the final page, it’s true. There would’ve been a definite proposal, a serious assurance to the reader that this is forever...
If Mr. Darcy was a modern man with a rolling suitcase, a stick shoved way up his ass, and no actual redeemable qualities, he might be this guy.



With Julia, there’s nothing to worry about. Even when we want to kill each other, it’s easy.
"Everyone goes to Vegas hoping they'll get lucky.
More often than not, they go home disappointed. Sometimes, though, just sometimes, you get lucky beyond your wildest dreams.
What happens then? You go all in."