First, a little Chee-Chee Then Some Other Extremely Odd Sports

by Bill Vaughn

For everyone who's finally ready to stop making sense and start wasting time, here's the ultimate instructional manual. Windsail on railroad tracks, play golf in corn fields and the spillways of dams, fly to Borneo to wreck the filming of Survivor , wander around in Boy Scout uniforms, and Food Suits loaded with pork and booze, fantasize in public about sex with Meg Ryan, alienate people and seek the company of dogs and horses. New copies sold through Amazon are signed by the author.

200 pages, Hardcover

First published January 15, 2003

About the author

Books by Bill Vaughn

The Plot Against Native America
The Last Heir
Hawthorn
First, a Little Chee-Chee
Making Bones
Gift With Purchase
Set the Prairie on FIre

He publishes a newsletter, “Squalor Zone Reports,” every other week or so at substack.com.