The saga of hapless young artists lost in a shadow world of money and intrigue marches on. How will idealism survive? An unendurable classroom critique is shattered by violence. Tiffany Clydesdale announces a life-transforming conceptual art project. Professor Password muses on his early abuse at the hands and boots of Robert Smithson and later has a run-in with a Mysterious Figure from the art world. Ivanhoe's origin story is revealed as he drags his intern into the home of a space alien. With letters page and editorials, and "textual intervention" by Marc Bell.