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366 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 2016
"Screw the popcorn--too many carbs. I'd have a bottle of wine"
"You realize wine has carbs, too, right?"
"Alcohol carbs don't count."
"I don't think you're nutritioning correctly."
"Well, how could I resist showing up as your plus-one, just to keep the rumors of our affair going? You know how much I love sticking it to your mother." Vi grins. "Just don't be surprised when I kiss you on the mouth this time. I'll throw you a little tongue, too--for realism."
"Do you want both of our lips on you? Both of our hands on your body? Both of our cocks inside you?"

"Were the bananas the bodyguards?" Noah interrupts.
"No. Unfortunately, the bodyguard refused to put on a banana outfit and sing or tap-dance, so I had to use two separate companies. You really can't find good talent these days."
Noah snorts as he gives me a onceover. "Truer words have never been spoken."
I should be so pissed off right now. After all, I think one of these guys called me ugly, the other might actually think that I'm a prostitute, and in a minute there will be bomb squad guys crawling all over my yard. Then I'm going to get a call from my father, and I'm going to have to explain that my neighbor, who has the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy, flew a drone with a blow-up doll dangling from it over my backyard.
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