I admit it, I am not really into history and academia and all that crap. Give me some People magazines, Tivo'd Law & Order, Perezhilton.com, a Nancy Drew book, and London Calling, and I am set for a weekend. But sometimes I want to learn about something that I consider pretty dull and boring, just to say that I know it and can attempt to converse with my peers when they are throwing around four syllable words and making arcane references just to try to outdo one another.
This would be a great example. Lincoln got shot and it sucked because he did a lot of good things, yeah yeah, I get that and it's a shame. Our world might be a lot better right now if we had had someone like him around a little longer. Blah blah blah. So anyway, every once in awhile I go to the school library and look through the history section for some really uninteresting subject. I use the kid's library, because I know if I am bored just thinking about the possibility, I really need something written for ten year olds rather than old people, so I don't have to think as much and can still follow Law & Order while I read.
Then once in awhile you find a book on a really dull subject, but the book is so well-written that it actually becomes quite fascinating. I can make all sorts of semi-intelligent Lincoln references now and no one has to know that it's because I read a kid's book. That might not seem like an inmportant skill but my goal is to read up on something boring every week, so eventually my dullosity arsenal is brimming with boringness and I will always have some sort of almost-intelligent sounding references to throw into conversations as appropriate.