I received a copy of this title from Hachette Australia for review.
Ten Second Synopsis:
An amusing foray into the origin stories of Australian place names, ridiculous and otherwise.
Who would have thought Australia would have so many silly and surprising place names that a book could be written on the topic? Well, everyone, actually. It’s pretty common knowledge, I should think, that our great southern land is peppered with various knobs, titties and dancing dicks. Actually, I’m pretty sure there’s only one of the latter. But if you thought that the only silliness in Australian place names involved jokes about body parts, then you will be pleased to know that imbecilic naming styles stretch far beyond such base, juvenile humour.
Take Bogan Gate in New South Wales, for instance. If you are from the northern hemisphere, and have no idea why this name is funny, Google has this definition to enlighten you:
bogan1
ˈbəʊɡ(ə)n/
noun
AUSTRALIAN/NZ informal derogatory
an uncouth or unsophisticated person, regarded as being of low social status.
“some bogans yelled at us from their cars”
Then there’s Little Donkey Woman Swamp and Tom Ugly’s Point, both of which, I hope, aren’t just false advertising. I also wonder whether the residents of Beardy Plains, and the associated Beardy Hill and Beardy River have considered making some cash off the back of the hipster trend. my absolute favourite though, has to be Linger and Die Hill in New South Wales. It’s just such an evocative name. And at least, if the worst happens, the locals can always say, “Well don’t say we didn’t warn you!”
The book is divided into chapters based around each state and territory, with place names listed in alphabetical order. I read the book from front to back, which, by the end, became a bit of a struggle, so I would suggest flicking back and forth as takes your fancy, or to hone in on one state or territory at a time. For some of the place names, the origin of the name is unknown or has little, if anything, to do with the way the name sounds which can be a tad disappointing. While it was quite interesting to know that Beauty Point is actually named after a cow named Beauty, and not the stunning natural features of the area, it was less fascinating to know that Smellie Inlet is just name after a bloke whose surname is Smellie. Some of the stories seem downright dubious. The naming of Adavale to commemorate the fact that a lady named Ada once lost her veil nearby reeks of the old bull’s leavings for instance.
Overall though, this is a fun, sometimes shocking, sometimes disheartening but mostly quite amusing foray into Australian place names, and on the side, Australian history.
Here’s a quick test though, to see if you are the right type of reader for this book.
Tittybong.
Governor’s Knob
Hat Head
Mount Meharry
Did you laugh at any of the above? What about smirk? Titter?
Then this book is for you.
Excuse me while I giggle for a bit over Mount Meharry.