If you’re looking for a sweet little story, full of puppies and rainbows, this is not it. Daniel Clowes’ Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron is like a fever-dream nightmare noir, that’s both simultaneously fucked-up and sorrowful, and although it’s highly surreal, it somehow manages to make sense, in a super-claustrophobi-expiali-chaotic sort of way. So, naturally, it is easily comparable to David Lynch’s more experimental works, however, unlike Mr. Lynch, Mr. Clowes does not need to include an instructional pamphlet of clues on how to better read or interpret his work (cough-cough, Mulholland Drive, cough-cough-COUGH).
The story cuts to our protagonist, Clay, who, when viewing a snuff film at a porno-theater, sees his estranged wife on screen. He learns from the bathroom-stall psychic wise man that an independent outfit known as Interesting Productions made it. Clay borrows his fish-tails-coming-out-of-his-eye-sockets friends’ car, and the weirdo seedy mystery commences in search of further information. As he puts on his detective hat, Clay comes across corrupt cops who offer up an ass-kickin’ for freedom; a feminist cult whom believes in The Great Cleansing where there’ll only be women after the war, except Godfrey, their male leader, and are intent on pushing forth the cause; underground conspirators whom are desperately trying to find the meaning behind the Mr. Jones advertising figure, whose dopey, grinning cartoon face can also be found, mistaken, as say, a mole on Hitler and others of his ilk; a girl-woman who draws an endless amounts of ponies and is the brain-child behind all of the twisted snuff film plotlines; and a cast of characters along the way that include Laura the Dog without any orifices, Tina the Tuna-person, and an extremely hairy raging hitman just itchin’ to take some of his rage out on Clay. But will Clay find what he’s looking for, or will someone or something find him first, causing his pursuit to be all for not?
Immensely bizarre and totally entertaining, Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron is unlike most things read or seen. Mr. Clowes seems to have turned on some faucet to some deep, far back recess of his brain, and tossed aside any kind of filter because it was simply unnecessary for what he had in mind. The result he achieves is the worst kind of nightmare… where people, things, and places aren’t what they seem, are mutated in some disturbed form, and somewhat piece together but don’t. And as LAVGCII hits its climax, Clowes’ storyline branches all begin to converge in quick succession and the sensation is one of a tornado spiraling out of control, which further adds to the idea of a nightmare, when it’s all beginning to be too much to handle and you’re breaking into a cold sweat, and suddenly you shoot up, awake.
It’s so disturbingly creepy, it must be experienced.