In 1983, long before his infamous day off, Ferris Bueller saved the world from nuclear holocaust.
In...WHAT...WAAAAYYY, you might ask.
Movie novelist David Bischoff will show you. If you allow it.
The novel to the hit film Wargames is not exactly the height of science fiction. I mean any dumass can write elegantly about how the Sun goes down like a heated quarter into the slot on a video arcade machine (no lie, fans, that line will be in there) but it's very good all the same. And the core message is as true today as it was when the film came out: a war game is like tic tac toe-- even if you win, you lose.
Certain presidents named Ron and Don are not big fans of the book or film. They probably consider the message motivated by a political agenda destructive to America's commitment to values, blah blah blah. Human development can only improve so fast.
In this book, a young genius named David Lightman enjoys hacking computers for games to play, as well as outsmarting his teacher Mr Kessler. The banter I reprint here is classic:
Kessler: Who once suggested reproduction without actual sex?
David: Uh, Your wife?
Boom.
David is still human despite his cybernetic origins, crushing on hottie girlfriend Jennifer Mack and frustrated with mom and dad. He's a teenager. When we were teens it what we did.
One day David stumbles on a program once created by British scientist Stephen Falken and given the name Joshua after Falken's dead son. He starts playing something from the game's list, a game which would have bad repercussions over the next two days: global thermonuclear war.
Already I'm thinking in terms of the HAL computer from the movie 2001: "Good morning Dave."
Joshua plays the game on David's computer....and somehow transfers it to the computer at Norad in Washington DC! Not so good morning, Dave!!!
Now the FBI is after David, and all references to a certain Kafka are made at reader's discretion. And Joshua, like HAL, is growing schizoid, paranoid and...dare I say this...BERZERK?
With time running out for a mankind he has unwittingly put at risk of nuclear annihilation, David and Jennifer go cross country to find the one man who can make things right, a legend long thought dead, Dr Stephen Falken. It's time....to Falken hunt! (Lol)
Very suspenseful retelling of the classic 80s film which kinda plays on fears of nuke fallout and on Russians being bad guys which to me have no basis for reality whatever. But then that's why a lot of us tend to like 80s movies. Again: Boom.
Four stars
The only winning move is to read and enjoy!