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CONFOUND the yowling cats! Why don't they hunt for rats? Or keep as still as bats Or moles, out on the flats? At dead of night They yowl and fight— Till one would think they were a match For the father of cats- old scratch.
They steal all our cream! They burst on our dream, As with spitter and sputter With yowl and with mutter As out by the gate One stops with his mate To give us the devil - a cat serenade ! To waken us up when in bed we are laid.
What are they fit for, the noisy things? How we wish they were drown-ded Or into jell pounded Or all of them turned into new fiddle-strings!
For the mice and the rats, And some neighbor's brats And the bricks in our hats And the child scaring bats Are not half the bother of night-yowling cats!
As with sca-t-t-tr-r and y-e-ow! They cause us to vow If we get out of bed Each cat will be dead That has mounted the shed And forced us to swear At all the cats there!
But when the lamp it is lit and we start with a gun We can't catch the devils, no matter if we run!
You may sing little ditties To cats and their kitties, May possibly be able with cats to agree: But we prefer rats To the best of your cats, Be it a pet cat - a he or a she, Their holes you can fill The rats you can kill- Bury all in a heap Then quietly sleep,
But the devil's companions in numerous numbers Have so often and oft woke us from our slumbers, That we prefer brats, Muskeeters or rats, To your treacherous, yowling, sputtering cats, That ought to be plunged in hot-water vats! ,,.... ...,,,,, .... ,,,, .... ,,... ,,.. ,.,,