1.5/5 (oh yes... it came very close to my first 1 star of the year)
Blah. Rant incoming... you have been warned. Tagging this whole thing for spoilers too because I just finished reading and my grievances are fresh in my mind.
I was hoping that Uncorking a Lie was going to improve upon Decanting a Murder (which I actually thought was a fairly decent book) but I was just really disappointed. It was a quick read, I'll give it that, but it was so bland and the main character (who I actually didn't mind in the first book) was a complete idiot in this book.
The side characters were not well written and were boring and forgettable. I spent the entire book having to look back at previous chapters so I could remember the difference between Simon and Martin. No one really was ever well described in the book and a few of the characters were very similar and it led to a lot of confusion for me.
The story itself was also not well written. It felt so forced and just didn't really come across as believable. It felt like half the time Katie was leaving her phone in the car (ever hear of a purse or a pocket, Katie?) which of course kept getting her into trouble because she could have easily called for help every time but "Oops! Teehee! I'm so silly I left my phone in my car, AGAIN. I should really break that silly habit." Lady, this is the 2nd time you've been in a situation that involves murder in the last 3 months and you didn't learn from the last time that you needed to bring your phone with you? Please.
And now for my main annoyance with Katie in this book... towards the end of the book Katie escapes from Martin's building. She's literally home free... but then she realizes that she forgets her wine opener and goes back. REALLY?!?!?! It was at this point that I almost threw the book across the room in frustration. I was literally shouting at her while I was reading, "Don't go back! What?! Why? You can't POSSIBLY be this stupid Katie, come on!" Look. I don't care if the wine opener was given to you by the Queen of England. If your life is on the line YOU DON'T GO BACK FOR YOUR DANG WINE OPENER. COME. ON. Was it an attempt at trying to actually bring some suspense or action into the book (of which it was severely lacking both)? I don't even understand why that scene was necessary. Life > wine opener. Seriously. Why was that even a thing?
The ending too was just weird and not believable. So many things happened that didn't need to happen. She's supposed to get into the auction with the help of Trevor but, oh, Trevor's out sick. That's ok though because she can just help some florist and therefore Trevor being sick was a moot point and didn't need to be in there in the first place. Then you have to read for an entire page about the finer points of Katie opening a wine bottle. The whole scene with her interrupting the auction seems highly unlikely. She opens a $6000 of wine that Dean can somehow suddenly afford, sips it, and she isn't somehow thrown out immediately? And then you never actually see Christopher, Vincent, or Alicia arrested but suddenly Katie is safe because she tasted the wine and proved it to be fake. Hooray! *gives a blank stare at the book*
*sigh* I'm really hoping this was just good ol' sequel syndrome rearing it's head, because I actually quite liked Decanting a Murder. Uncorking a Lie was a mess. I came very close to 1 starring it, but I tend to reserve that only for my "Did Not Finish" books. I actually DID finish this book, so I guess I'll give it a 1.5. Plus... y'know... the wine pairings at the beginning of every chapter were still kind of cool I guess.