Clodhopper

by Daniel Hauser

Normal people don’t have horns growing out of their heads; let alone horns that dispense such unsavory advice as “kill your boss.” Welcome to the off-kilter world of Irv Whistler - a middle-aged, well-meaning clodhopper whose downward spiral takes him on a hilarious trip through the world of Scandinavian hit men, professional gay wrestling, frozen pizza marketing, tumescence, amorous dachshunds, air rifle-toting terroristic 12-year-olds, angry Scotsmen and hirsute male nurses. All of this and more combine in a sordid tale of deceit, lust, confrontation and murder. Clodhopper is a LOL page-turner that will anesthetize an entire nation against the psychological ravages of the current economic Armageddon. 

223 pages, Kindle Edition

Published September 12, 2016

About the author

Daniel Hauser is a creative writer based in Minneapolis. He has written for a variety of local, national and international publications during his 25+ writing career. He is originally from Davenport, Iowa.