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232 pages, Hardcover
Published February 9, 2017
"Do not try to run away from an attacking ram. That is suicide [...] If you watch two rams about to deliver orgasms to each other, they will face off and take a few steps backward. Then they charge, colliding head on with enough collective force to make an anvil bleed. Then they quiver with pleasure and do it again."
"A reliable source tells me about some Amish boys who found a new way to make a little money from their old barn. It was furnished with dovecotes to attract barn pigeons. [...] The Amish boys learned that a nearby game farm was interested in buying pigeons for great white weekend hunters to shoot at. Great white weekend hunters usually miss, and the pigeons, endowed with a bit of homing instinct, fly back to their native barn, where the boys capture and sell them again. How's that for 'per unit efficiency'?"