A delightfully macabre festival of mayhem. It’s marred by obtuse dialogue and plotting at times but the story remains fundamentally simple, serving only to facilitate the action.
First is the conclusion of the fight against the Dandy. Seras befuddles him with a smoke round and Alucard is able to get the upper hand using his shadow form. At least I think that’s what happened. Anyway the card sharp gets annihilated.
After the opening action scene, there is a long stretch of unfocused chapters that lack a logical flow and are wordy, cryptic, redundant, and odd.
We learn from a Vatican inquisition that Millenium/the last battalion were conducting research to make a vampire army 50 years prior when they were thwarted by Alucard and Walter. And that their research has continued since.
There are some scenes within Millenium that show the major taking over and killing his superiors and it’s clear that he is quite mad.
Then there is a big scene where Schrödinger declares war on behalf of Milennium at a meeting of Hellsing HQ. The major gives a speech, references Machiavelli, and rhapsodizes about war for its own sake — means without a fixed goal in his words. He’s a compelling character because of how over the top his commitment to bloodshed is.
The major’s current objective is Hellsing and in particular Alucard. Partly this is revenge, and partly he’s interested in researching Midians, of which Alucard seems to be the most powerful.
There is a brief flashback that shows Alucard staked through the heart and subdued by an unknown vampire hunter. An ancestor of the Hellsing line, perhaps?
There is another scene where Anderson is on his way back to Europe but keeps getting mobbed by ghouls. He chats with his Iscariot superior and they plot to manipulate Hellsing and Millenium into destroying each other.
Earlier, in a particularly bizarre scene, Anderson barges into a safehouse and starts brawling with Alucard before abruptly offfering the use of a Vatican plane and withdrawing.
Finally, the book ends with another action scene as a Millenium sniperess captures a battleship and heads to England. And we get another great rant from the major.
The art of course is what makes all this insanity work.