Thank you, alien-smut book for being funny again!!
This was a short story about the humans deciding to have a holiday celebration at the cave. Georgie tries to explain Christmas to Vektal and tells him about mistletoe to try and sweeten the deal with allowing them to have a holiday party. Only, her explanation gets a bit muddled and she ends up telling him that they can't eat the mistletoe because it's poison. This starts the fun of this book.
"I wish to make this happen for you," he tells me. "Can any plant be used? Or must it be poison?"
She tries to explain further, and tells him about all of the different holidays on Earth. She and the human women are thinking of combining them all into one holiday.
"A new one we can all celebrate together....have a feast, exchange presents, and just, you know, be happy we're all alive and healthy."
"And no poison?"
"No poison," I agree firmly.
"Then we shall do a no-poison day for you, my Georgie."
And, now our holiday has a name: festivus No Poison Day! It's brilliant. It's catchy!
Aehako claps him on the shoulder, smiling. "We are going to have a No Poison Day!"
"Holiday," Josie corrects. "Every day is no-poison day."
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I crack an eye open and stare at the sad, wilted plant touching my cheek. "What the fuck is that?"
Vektal grins. "It's not poison! For the celebration. Now you will shower me with kisses, yes?"
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A few of the hunters come outside, curious. "I brought these for you," Hassen says to Tiffany, and holds out a handful of fresh-plucked plants. "They are not poison."
The whole thing cracked me up, of course. Now, my family will have to accept the fact that I am going to start a No Poison Day holiday in our house, because it's that awesome.
Aside from our holiday story, we have babies being born, and the story of Clair and Ereven. Clair had been shacking up with a guy who her Cootie didn't like, and it turned out that her Cootie was right. The guy was a jerk. She breaks up with him and gets together with an awesome guy, Ereven. The only problem with the whole thing? They only get a few chapters of a novella instead of a whole book. It doesn't seem very fair when all of the other humans are getting their own books. I'm just sayin... Erevin's awesome. He's totally book-worthy.